They Don't Play Mozart

To try to get more people to come on up to Cripple Creek to gamble, I created an advertising song!  Once people know the facts, I'm sure they'll want to drive on up here for a good time!  Once we get more radio air time, the folks will be driving up here in droves to drop their vacation money.

When I was a kidin the 60's, it was Andy and Barney up here in Teller.  Nowadays, all that money flowing out to  Las Vegas and Atlantic City dictates that we need LOTS of law enforcement to protect that money flowing out of Colorado.  Most of the folks who sleep in Divide are wearing orange suits, too, so come on up and join us!!!  

©2009 Woody Muller

Two Sheriffs a Mile

Guardian Angels

Can't We Just Be Friends?

The history of the Pikes Peak region is replete with great stories.  This is the first  of what I hope will be a series of semi-historical songs about my stomping grounds.  Count James Pourtales of Glumbowitz and his cousin Otto were huge contributors.  James created the elegant part of town, the Broadmoor, with its curved roads in stark counterpoint to General Palmer's sterile square grid.  Cousin Otto was a mountain man who liked city founder General Palmer's wife, Queen Mellen, a lot!   ©2009 Woody Muller

Ballad of Jim and Otto

Canon City Blues

My mother always told me to expect the worst....

Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud

Deodorant Under the Christmas Tree

The Nothing Song

My Computer's Got the Blues.Copyright 2011 Woody Muller, all rights reserved
My computer's got the blues
Down to her dainty CPU 
I only bought the thing last week 
and she's already an antique
And I'm afraid to get the software that allows the thing to speak 
My computer's got the blues
My computer's got the blues
In sixteen million different hues 
She's only got a single core, 
And all her friends got three or four
And when I shut her down at night, I think the whole world hears her snore
My computer's got the blues
ch1:	My computer's got the blues
	Her ones and zeros have been coming out as twos
	She's really kind of purty
	Likes my fingers on her qwerty
	And she knows which way I'm going to move her mouse
	How could I be so mean
	As to go get a new machine
	Perhaps we three of us could live together in a networked house
My computer's got the blues
Down to her dainty CPU
I know that she's been pining, 
I can hear hear disk drive whining
She's falling into pieces and her wires have been unwinding
My computer's got the blues
 
My computer's got the blues
In sixteen million different hues 
She knows the new computers 
Are much faster and much cuter
She's been bogging down so often I've been having to reboot her
My computer's got the blues
ch2:	My computer's got the blues
	Complained on Youtube and got 15,000 views
	She knows that I've been watchin' 
	All the latest the eBay auctions
	And I'm thinking I may get new machine
	She's singing a sad song
	Because she knows it won't be long
	Before some tiny little android has my thumbs upon its screen.
Repeat ch1 + half of v1 → end



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