I wonder if i ever discovered time travel because thats me rapping but i dont remeber doing it

the part where he says ghurkins, hes saying the hard r backwards

average world corp enterprises ( still a bop tho )

cease and desist

good book

business day

double presentation

gamble

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Relyes, they call him the relyes
You bet your ass that he is the relbest
Won’t hesitate to take a shit on your chest
Fill you with holes if you don’t get underdressed
Better watch out cause he knows your address
If you fuck with him then you’re under arrest
Talk back and he will slam your head on the desk
Leave your daughter asking why her daddy left?
He will run into the mall with the suicide vest
You can only smell liquor on his breath
If you see him in the bank he ain’t cashing the check
He’ll probably be saying to hit the deck
Women and children he doesn’t respect
Most dangerous if his dingus is erect
So that you get penetrated when you least expect
Relyes isnt burdened by remorse and regret
So he smiles real big when the child gets upset

WORLDCORP ENTERPRISES

relbest

cruxifix

Lyrics
[Intro]
I fucking hate my wife man

[Verse 1]
Drive 'round with some bodies in my pickup truck
Frankly I'm sick of acting like I give a fuck
Pull up to my house if you wanna try your luck
Pills on me lowering the chance of me getting up
I'll be dead before they try to bust a cap in us
Frankly I'm hanging from the ceiling 'cause I've had enough
I'm just tryna make that noose tighten up

[Verse 2]
To be honest I don't even care
If she gets pregnant throw my wife down the stairs
Drink a whole lot and sell all my shares
Drive off a cliff doing 80 [mph/kph] through the air
Look in the mirror and I stop and I stare
Lately I've been losing a lot of hair
I'm just saying that you should be prepared
To find me swinging on a rope above a chair, like
Or on the floor of my lair
With a bottle of Guinness and some XANAX in my hand
'Cause I'm trying to reduce my life span
Hell no I don't need a fucking hypeman
Cause it's no longer fun to be a white man
Put a bullet in my kids and my wife

[Verse 3]
I'm just talking 'bout a midlife crisis
Might go overseas to join ISIS
Or send a bullet flying through my iris
Or smoke 'til I'm coughing like I've got bronchitis
I won't stop 'til my body is lifeless
Until then I'm gonna be playing with my privates
Download porn 'til I get a virus
And I have to format all of my devices
Shady websites make my dick go up like the climate
Watching these kids struggle for help is priceless

[Verse 4]
Recently I've been feeling like
I wanna kill every other race on this planet
That's white power, can't you understand it?
God hates fags and all ass bandits
That's a result of all these bad habits
Shoot up a mall and cause a panic
Plant some bombs on some public transit
Just to scare everyone who's Hispanic
Get out of my country if you're Spanish
Everyone who isn't white should be banished

[Verse 5]
Recede like my hairline into my basement
I hate my wife, want to find a replacement
I wanna throw myself right on to the pavement
Won't offer an explanation
Just know that my motivation
Is that I was starting to get impatient
Sick of taking my kids on vacation
Cause I can't stand that whole generation
I hate (ghurkins/gherkins?) that's an understatement
No longer care about my reputation
What?

[Outro]
Listen, by now I should be loud and, loud and clear that
I feel like a fucking shitsmear. I've been putting my dick in a fucking Pringles can for the past like three years because my wife won't let me fucking anywhere near her anymore. I don't-I don't leave my basement very often, either, I've been outside like in the past month like... not even for a minute. I don't-I don't remember what my-the outside of my house looks like at this point, y'know?

midlife crisis

wheeze

malarkey

stupid

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