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clouds (digital silk)

Take Me Back

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THIS IS US

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At Least You Are Sorry

Midwestern-gothic story of a small town, haunted and hunted by a man-snatching Jolene. Re-imagining of 'Jolene' by Dolly Parton.
(More to come in this genre)
Cover animation by: gravity-is-a-sketchy-lie@tumblr.com

Jolene (A Cautionary Tale)

The Scary Jokes - Im The Fucking Best

A very good song my sister and I wrote. Enjoy! 🚙 

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If I had a big van
I’d have a friend Dan
And we would go dancing every night
We'd meet a french band
And make a new plan
To go out and then we start a fight

If I had a big van
Id have a big van

If I had an old bus
Theres be a big fuss
Cuz I would be guzzling all the gas
They’d say that I must 
Be crazy because
I am just driving too fast

If I had an old bus
And I had a big van
Id have a big van

(I’d have a big van)

If I had a red truck
I’d never get stuck
In traffic or caught up in a ditch
I’d call my friend Buck
Who has a pet duck
And also a trailer he can hitch

If I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

(What’s after that?)

If I had a spaceship
I’d take a quick trip
To go and see aliens in space
But I have a hurt hip
So maybe I’d slip
Fall over and kiss em on them face

If I had a spaceship
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

Let me tell you something else...

If I had a fat goat
I’d have a blue boat
And we would go sailing on the sea
We’d have a nice float
In the crocodile moat
Just my goaty friend and me

If I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

If I some tall shoes
I’d be the big news
Somebody that everbody knows
But maybe I’d choose
To curl up and snooze
Cuz I would have bruises on my toes

If I had some tall shoes
And I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

If I had a blue whale
That’d make a fun tale
That’s something you dont see everyday
If it didn't go well
And the whale got impaled
Whatever I'd have to swim away 

If I had a blue whale
And I had some tall shoes
And I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship 
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

(Where are we now?) key change (oh!)

If I had a key change
That’d be a bit strange
But I just might do it anyway
It’s out of my range
So I am in pain
Just thought that I'd try something, ok?

If I had a key change 
And I had a blue whale
And I had some tall shoes
And I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship 
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

(Let’s go back to where we were, that did not seem like that worked, we gave it a shot)

If I had a baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark

(I’d have all that other stuff and I’d have ) big van

I had a ... little bug?
No...

If i had a million dollars
(If i had a million dollars)
Id have a big van

Oh dan why did you take my van?
(Why did you take it?)
Buck told me you took my van
(Yes, we used to be friends)
Quack
I wrote this song...etc.
(Long speech about dan)

Que sera sera
If I had a big van big van
I’d have a big van big van
Que sera, big van...

A Great Song

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Allies Or Enemies (Live) - The Crane Wives

► Acoustic stylings by  @Kent Nishimura : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPxMCPYtuA0
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