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George Carlin - Extreme Human Behaviour

George Carlin - Fear of Germs

George Carlin - We Like War

This brilliant track comes from Carlin's CD/HBO Special "You Are All Diseased".  Recorded two years before 9/11, this routine offers a special insight to America's greatest comedian's thoughts about the world and it's people.

George Carlin - Airport Security

Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.

George Carlin on Religion

George Carlin - Things That Piss Me Off

George Carlin - 7 Words You Can't Say On TV

A remix of Carlin's genius rap from his 'Life Is Worth Losing' show. I've been meaning to do something with this for years, and finally got around to it.

The samples are from Herbie Hancock's 'The Twilight Clone' (from his album Magic Windows), and Tom Waits' 'Step Right Up' (from his album Small Change).

All effects and weird bits were created by me, and I re-edited Carlin's vocals to cut out audience noise and keep closer to the beat.

George Carlin - A Modern Man

A track from George Carlin's classic album, "Occupation: Foole," originally released in 1973.

George Carlin -- "White Harlem"

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"There is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are fucked. Difference. Difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun?
The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles...hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages...And we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE!
We're going away. Pack your shit, folks. We're going away. And we won't leave much of a trace, either. Thank God for that. Maybe a little styrofoam. Maybe. A little styrofoam. The planet'll be here and we'll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet'll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance.
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I think we're part of a greater wisdom than we will ever understand. A higher order. Call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. The Big Electron...whoooa. Whoooa. Whoooa. It doesn't punish, it doesn't reward, it doesn't judge at all. It just is. And so are we. For a little while."
George Carlin
Source: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw</a>

George Carlin on saving the planet

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Source:
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George Carlin on Humanity

George Carlin 11-15-12

A Melody of Music from the Attraction

1. Foyer Organ
2. Portrait Hallway
3. Loading Area
4. Music Room Piano
5. Seance Circle
6. Ballroom Organ
7. Attic Piano
8. Graveyard
9. Graveyard w/ Phantom Five Band

George Carlin - 7 Words You Can't Say On TV

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