rough copy... this songs came from a drunken conversation a friend had with his girlfriend over the phone. Its missing the first stanza though. 
(she asked me) Where are you at,
I said somewhere between birth and death (2x)
(she asked me)Who are you with?
Bitch she said her name was your sister, (2x)
chorus: And if it wasn't for this bastard ale,
I'd be lying here, layin' next to somebody else,
and I am...
And its a shame to be wastin' this whole life,
I'm just losin' my mind, and my time, pickin' sides
cause I know, that not a one is-
Right in the beginning of it all, 
I couldn't taste or anticipate this fall
make me crawl, humble me, make me crawl
then she asked me.... oh nooooo...
She took my car, I smell the stank she left in my restroom (2x)
then she took my daughter,
that crazy bitch is tryin to take my nephews
(chorus)

Make Me Crawl

this was a collaborative effort. so thank you to Randy S, Billy C, and Pat.

You can't, can't erase, first times, oh no
so move in, just move in, move a little closer,
just to hear, that there ain't nothin' there to find
cause on that first night, on that back porch,
she looked at me, 
and she licked her lips and batted her eyes,
so you can take my phone, and take away my drugs,
leave me my choices, and I surround myself
and I say I don't even want it though
(chorus)
Because I want to be, outside of me,
outside of this, this tiny fence...
The rain pours, the doors close,
and I close my eyes,
and wish away this feeling inside,
because I wanna run, I wanna run away,
but my feet they don't,
my feet they won't,
my feet they don't move,
I'm stuck in my device yes I'm stuck, 
I'm stuck on you, and I know,
that there is one way out of this addiction,
Its just repetition, of the same damn problem,
and I know now though, there is one way to solve him,
(chorus)


Bad Neighborhood

Singin' 'El Rey' on a friday night...
Unrehearsed routine, thats my seven to nine,
Seen a lot of legs in all these booths,
they all look tight,
But I'm feelin kinda guilty though,
'cause its ten plus five,
Got me drippin' like sweat off a water cup,
Girl you're makin' me smile,
You're not too young, too wild, defile
chorus)
I said my D*** made her mouth harp crazy,
and her lethargic attitude doesn't phase me, no
she was just sixteen, another highschool queen,
had me cummin' 'cause she lied just to lay me
Lead her to a Liner, that shits always on my mind,
maybe off my wiener, duece entendre crime,
still drippin' like sweat off a water cup,
Girl you're makin' me smile,
You're not too young, too wild, defile
(chorus)

Sweat of Water Cup

Brand new pack of chinese stars,
broke the window on my daddy's car,
'cause I wanna be a ninja yo...
Brand new pack of cigarette(s),
wish I was rollin' with a Harley set,
But I ain't got no hog...

(chr)
yea, perpetratin' is hard to do,
bitch I wanna be just like you,
'Cause you ain't got no heart,
Avocado grease keeps my sausage sweet,
never mind I'll stay just like me,
Now who's the fool?
sigo tomando pa'que sepas no lloro,
I keep on drinkin', NO I don't cry...
y sigues fumando pa'que me quieres todo,
you just keep smokin' 'cause you still wan't me...

I'm just drinkin' in these brews in some parking lot,
windows down and groovin' tunes,
in this town its way too hard,
just to bust a chilll... damn
and my arms are static and wrinkle free,
got fabric softeners in my sleeve,
it doesn't bother me to know now,
you still haven't called me, at all...
(chr)

wthaxtoniii