I gotta admit, these battles are so hilarious. No, really. :)

ZANDER AS SUNKISTLUVA AND WOODENHORNET AND SKENDERMAN

Pisstory http://www.youtube.com/user/woodenhornets

If you like video games and rap battles, you've come to the right place. Take a 21 minute journey throughout the chronological history of video games, this is quite the ride.

The video is expected to be FUCKING NEVER

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uvRZBgLgx2ol_i6l8MSXLzYHD7xjVgdSx0fyPk9Cp-k/
Vote for the Winner: http://goo.gl/ILQ6OH

@erboi as Pong Paddle (Pong)
@jmbraps as Breakout Paddle (Breakout)
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Invader (Space Invaders)
@adzsphecky as Asteroid Ship (Asteroids)
@erborandomness as PAC-MAN (PAC-MAN)
@rlyoshi as Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Nicholas Krauss as Pitfall Harry (Pitfall!)
@marioworldguy as Bomberman (Bomberman)
@gamingallstarrapbattles, @maplesyrupcario, @multisupervids and @metalfire-2 as Tetris Blocks (Tetris)
@stofferex and @videogamerapbattles as Mario and Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
@lyrical-gamer as Link (The Legend of Zelda)
@jetman300 as Mega Man (Mega Man)
@gorshatastic as Samus Aran (Metroid)
@erbocb as Ryu (Street Fighter)
@yobar-makara as Scrooge McDuck (Ducktales)
@epicpokemonrapbattles as Captain Falcon (F-Zero)
@shadyvox as Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
@zanderpeers as Kirby (Kirby)
@stofferex as Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
@duskrapbattles as Fox McCloud (Star Fox)
@vinnyot as Ness (Earthbound/Mother)
@tyler-cagle-1 as Crono (Chrono Trigger)
@stofferex as Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
@leannaire as Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
@erboi as Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy)
@s0n1c-fr3nzy and @skiptilemusic as Banjo and Kazooie (Banjo and Kazooie)
@mat4yo as Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)
Frank Summers as Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
@rlyoshi as Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) 
@joshua-tomlin-1 as Red (Pokemon Red)
@jmbraps, @thesuperplushybros and @joshua-tomlin-1 as Sims (The Sims)
@hyperjacob96 as Master Chief (Halo)
@jwong12100 as The Lich King (World of Warcraft)
@fanmadecreepypastarapbattles as Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
@niicmusic as Viewtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe)
@edx-beats as Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Nemraps as Kratos (God of War)
@kevin_krust as Wander (Shadow of the Colossus)
@leannaire as Amaterasu (Okami)
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles as Robloxian (ROBLOX)
@froggy7771 as Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed)
@blingface as Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto)
@duskrapbattles as Cole MacGrath (inFAMOUS)
@mancha-4 as Red Bird (Angry Birds)
@jmbraps as Ethan Mars (Heavy Rain)
@adolf-kyenza as Alex Mason (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
@lyrical-warfare1 as Steve (Minecraft)
@ciaran-mcginn as The Traveler (Journey)
@jmbraps and ArcadianSonnetVA  as Joel and Ellie (The Last of Us)
@harrypotter2875 as Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
@joshcvoice  as The Sole Survivor (Fallout 4)
@jimv2000 as Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Karaoke: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/t0c6cpm6fu8w8cc/OFFICIAL_VIDEO_GAME_RAP_BATTLE_BEAT.mp3

The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle

Soul Food Beatz - Blender Beat (2011)

WoodenHornets as Tyrantrum
Mancha as Carracosta
Seth as Rampardos
MetalFire as Armaldo
Adam as Aerodactyl

Tyrantrum:
It’s time to Dragon Dance, make sure you can’t advance
In this Pokemon World Tournament you’re getting super Smashed!
I’m the king of this mountain! Ripping through you like you're metal!
If you think you can beat me, you must be mental!
While I Stomp and Roar, you Swim Swiftly down the NU!
Got a Life Orb Earthquake to blast right through!
You’re not very legendary and your legacy’s left temporary
Jaw’s riding strong while choosing Cover’s pure insanity!


Carracosta:
When it comes to Gen 5, everyone knows I'm the best
Don’t need an Assault Vest, I’ve got a rock hard chest!
You're just a rock in my way - all it takes is one slap!
You think you're so special, I was chosen by Black!
You can’t rock enough, you need your band to be effective
One million years later, you’re still specially defective
All that crunching and biting, you must be so sore 
I can think of one thing you need that Strong Jaw for

Tyrantrum: 
Sure you’re not poison type? Because you’re a fucking waste!
So come on and tell me how that grass weakness tastes
Just try to go toe to toe and face my Outrage!
Step up to my throne and get your weak ass slayed!
I’m done with this charade! You can’t stop this monster!
When I Horn Drill your face there won’t be Leftovers!
I’ll Smash your Shell and make sure you cease to breathe
Your chance at winning this is even worse than your speed!

Carracosta: 
There’s no way I can’t match up against this dumbass despot!
And speaking of your throne, you’re gonna Knocked Off!
Try to get the Stone Edge! You best Protect yourself!
Without your Rock Head equipped you just wreck yourself!
I’ll stop your claws, Return it with an Aqua Tail! 
Just between you and me, I would’ve chosen Sail
You wanna FIGHT me, but you should hit RUN instead
Oh no, This gen six degenerate just Fled

Rampardos:
Let’s break the mold! and not to mention all your skulls!
I ROCK the roof! I’m the strongest in Sinnoh!
You should Di-Know I’m the alpha male 
HP’s so low, I bet you wish you knew Flail
Alola! Rockin’ harder than Roggenrola!
Rockin’ Double Edge! That’s Ancient Power!
Like our lord Omastar I’m shining brightly
Try to be Zen about your Shattered Psyche

Armaldo: (01:50)
What’s with your shiny? It just turns you to a ginger!
I bet that I could beat you down with only one finger!
Wait… I don’t even have fingers
But guess what yo, you see I got two stingers?!
I got the Battle Armor so your disses won’t get me
I’ve got Swift Swim so I’m faster when it’s rainy
When it comes to Rock Blastin’ you dont get no free passes
This underrated fossil mon just whipped ya asses!

Aerodactyl: 
Welcome to your extinction, I’ll end you jabronies
You’ll be feeling the Pressure when I sky drop you phonies!
Take you Down a level till you’re nothing but petroleum 
Take a look at your stats- Rock Tomb! Yeah I bury ‘em!
One-Fifty base speed, it’s like I’m on fossil fuels!
Mega Aerodactyl:
Just one Sky Attack spells out your doom!
Not Celesteela but I’m bringin a Steel Wing!
Lance would have never been champ without me!
You think you rock but you're softer than Ditto!
Braggin’ about your stats but they're all shit tho!
Even calling for help won’t save your scales now!
The OG has entered and made you all bow down!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Tyrantrum vs Carracosta. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #1

~THERE WILL BE ANOTHER BATTLE BEFORE THIS ONE. THIS AUDIO WAS DONE SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE IT.~

CAST:
Gorilla Grodd: Titanium1208
Winston: Svettori
Athena: Tiffany Witcher

LYRICS:
Gorilla Grodd:
This King will rise, while you’re way past your prime
Let me get into your mind, maybe teach you how to rhyme
I’m a master in crime, barred none I’ll assure you
Face me in a brawl? This chimp doesn’t deserve to!
For I already killed a Brain and turned it to spam
Your loss will be so horrific, it won’t be shown on kill cam
Counter Strike and TF2? How many others will you copy?
Your head must be scrambled if you thought that you could top me!

Athena:
Winston, your rhyming skills are through the roof

Winston:
And that’s why this enemy won’t tell me what to do
You think you’re powerful with your mind control?
Soon you’ll learn how much damage you’ve attoled
I have the knowledge to manipulate time
 Your brain powers can’t manipulate a good rhyme!
Beaten so many times, but I’ve got more pity
For all the apes you’ve got trapped up in your city!
My intellect will outmatch you in any dispute
While you are nothing more than an oversized brute
You’re filled with rage, while science should be the precedence!
Sorry, but I think Earth’s had enough crappy Presidents

Gorilla Grodd:
Six seconds to cooldown? (Heh) I’ve got infinite rage (Raa)
And I can see that you’re a novice, only telling by your age
I’ve been known for years, you’re a fad that won’t go far
And with those disses so defective, you’ll end up like Solovar
With primates, I’m the prime, mate, you know Grodd is greater
Thrash this trashbag and leave you like your creator
This Giant hooligan’s so Gentle he’d lose HP with a touch
Like I did with Africa, I’ll rule Over- on your -Watch
Such a disgrace you didn’t back your own race
Turned a blind eye and put some glasses on your face
Can’t you see when it comes to leaders, there ain’t no other
So watch me eat through this competition like it was peanut butter

Winston:
Over the years, you have claim to uphold neanderthals
But it seems you haven’t even defeated one in a brawl
I do not accept you as the leader of our species
Because with you, we’d be back to throwing our own feces
Instead of following Injustice of an Ego defiance
Let’s lead to a peaceful era, with the power of science
Cause without my Primal Rage, I still come out strong
As i’m the greatest ape in gaming since Donkey Kong
With your pea brain there’s no doubt you struggle with your feelings
And I have no doubts that you’ll surely need healing!

Gorilla Grodd:
Alright, so you’re really gonna do this?
Just wait til your face faces off my Legion of Doomfist
Capturing Flags and Protecting trucks are your pathetic duties
It’s no wonder all your fans prefer to stare at Tracer’s booty

Winston:
Says the love-triangle of a giant and mistress from hell
Compared to your sorry ass, I’d say my life is pretty swell
Heroes Never Die Grodd so go head back to the savannah
When I visit your cell, perhaps I’ll bring you a banana!

Written by: Vladimyr P., Honeycombs 96, Seth, Dragonsblood23, thelegion, Tkid

Winston VS Gorilla Grodd - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 8

CAST:
Miss Marvel: Shannon Hobby
Wonder Woman: Anna Chloe Moorey

LYRICS:
Miss Marvel:
You’re about to blow smoke, but this Marvel won’t die of cancer
How to rope in a fired pot? I’ve got the answer!
Let the contrast stick when she’s opposing this Miss:
You’re just a bratty kid who rebelled against feminists!
I may fall into line but you subject yourself to men
I asked Steve Trevor, Thomas Tresser AND Clark Kent!
And your gear! A sword and shield set so little and dinky!
With those Cuffs and a whip? That’s a little bit kinky….
Have a look at your team, it’s a sausage fest
Your powers didn’t get you in, it was something on your chest!
You’d need Superman to leave me even close to shivering
Cause this Amazon broad’s got no Prime Delivery!

Wonder Woman: 
Athena, guide me as I raise rhythmic word
Just like the tale of her life, this girl’s rhymes are absurd!
With the lasso, I’ll leave you roped in the truth
In saying Marvel would be way better off without you!
Rain on Danver’s parade, I’m a paragon!
There’s no way you can weigh your strength to an Amazon
While you’re working at NASA I’m exploring the stars
Daughter of the god’s got the godliest bars
Use my bracelets of submission, put you in the position
On the condition that you stop stealing powers from The Vision
In all forms of combat, I never fatigue.
So cease and desist Miss, I’m out of your league!

Captain Marvel:
That’s Captain to you! And I’m more Marvelous than ever!
This clay-faced disgrace really needs to fix her temper
Take a hike back to one of your sacred temples
Trust me, being a child of Zeus doesn’t make you special
When we already kicked out Hercules and Ares,
So quit bragging. Little miss demigod’s not so scary!
With my cosmic power I will see your loss through
Cause, y’know, I’ve never seen a bigger a Mary Sue!

Wonder Woman:
Captain means nothing to a woman of royalty
Started a 2nd Civil War,  where’s your loyalty?
Cleave you in a twain with a blade from Hephaestus
You shoulda known you made a mistake when you faced this!
A symbol for women, I’m a true role model 
After all your tragedies? No surprise you hit the bottle
I’m a rock-hard fighter, try to move me, I’m adamant
Just like that child, your powers were an accident

Written by: Seth, Joey, thelegion, Trent

Miss Marvel VS Wonder Woman - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 5

Two of the most classic ducks in cartoon history finally go hand in hand in an epic rap battle! Enjoy!

HyperJacob96 as Donald Duck
Stofferex as Daffy Duck
Beat by Beatg33kz
Written by Matthew Thomas, WoodenHornets, Jacob G, thelegion, Frenzy, HyperJacob96, and SkeepTieel
Mixed by Matthew Thomas

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DONALD DUCK
VERSUS
DAFFY DUCK
BEGIN!

Daffy Duck:
Never in my life did I think I'd have to deal with ya
The old-school quack pack rocks Nazi memorabilia
I throw wits with every syllable, your show is just so typical
I'm the pinnacle of spittable flows while you’re just despicable
Aw shucks, this lackluster thinks he’ll take down the Duck Amuck?
Elmer can’t even compare to the shots I’ll spit in this Duck Hunt
And your mousey friend couldn’t even last ten minutes with Bugs
No need to Duck Avenge yourself, I’m the king of Space Dunk
Yes, you might be the first, but in the ring, you’ll last secondly
Looking short-tempered as I rap over these Merrie Melodies 
Step back Onto Ice, you’re not close to a challenge for me
Let’s see what happens when this Loonatic is Unleashed

Donald Duck:
So they put me up against this Looney fraud? Aw, phooey! 
I had better times dealing with Huey, Dewey, and Louie!
You’re more stupid than I thought, you should’ve been left to rot
‘Cause it’s pretty obvious which character Tex Avery ripped on
Lay off Jordan’s ‘special stuff’, your fleet of flaws are endless
Duck Dodging the facts? And they said that I was jealous
I’m a royal Musketeer, while you’re a simpleton squealer
And I’ll show this unoriginal duck with a lisp whose Superior
You won’t be Back in Action once I’m slapping this failure
I’m the captain of this ship, while you’re nothing short of a sailor
This verbal wall I built will leave you more broken than Pete
So who’s Darkwinning this? One guess, but who? No one but me!

Daffy Duck:
Well thank god for this description! I can barely comprehend you!
Don't think your birds of a feather will try to go and defend you
You’re putting me to sleep with your exhausted gags and jokes
You thought I was done? No! That’s not all, folks!
Your comedy’s atrocious, filled with incoherent quacking
When my mallet meets your mouth, you’ll be too busy napping 
You’re irrelevant, while I’m a toon perfect for cartoons
But hey, let me know if they ever give YOU a reboot

Donald Duck:
Oh boy! It seems you’re forgetting something, I mean clearly
Your Looney Tunes Show can’t compare to my 2013 series
You’re in Deep Duck Trouble, you can’t escape from this beating
When I’m gunning down your bars, like it’s duck hunting season!
You thinking you’ll be the victor is richer than my Uncle Scrooge
Just look at yourself, Idiot Eyes, you’re nothing but a Goof
So now that I’m through with this duck more irritating than Chip n’ Dale
See Ya Later Gladiator, I’m putting an end to this Duck Tale!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 56.

Our first ECBOP! Written by WWEFan.

Lyrics: EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY!
SUNKISTLUVA!
VERSUS!
ZANDERRRRRR!

Zander:
You annoying little fool, walkin round witcha soda
You're a stupid mothertrucker, I'm wiser than Yoda
You LOVE Sunkist? Well why don't you marry it?
Your family might disown you, for marrying soda and s**t

Sunkistluva:
Zander, you stupid little stupid whiny b***h
I'm Frankenstein for Halloween, you're a girly-ass witch
I'm better than you, and I am you!
I pity you like Mr. T.... FOO!

Zander:
If you have a girlfriend, she'll ditch you for me
If you don't, well no surprise there, teehee!

Sunkistluva:
How would you not know that I have a girlfriend?
You're me! F**k this rap, the end.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

Zander:
Hold on, Mr. Announcer, this rap ain't over
Lucky little me, I found a four-leaf clover
And I'm gonna shove it down this stupid Sunkist lover's throat
Cause just like Daniel Bryan, you look like a goat

Sunkistluva:
A WWE reference? Well we know who wrote that line

Zander:
Actually, he wrote this whole rap, so no need to whine

Sunkistluva:
MOTHERF***KER I'MA KILL YOU AND RIP OUT ALL YOUR GUTS!
I LOOK AT YOUR FACE AND I GO "WHAT THE F**K?"
I CAN COMPARE YOU TO A DONKEY BUTT CAUSE YOU'RE BOTH ASSHOLES!
AT LEAST I DON'T HANG AROUND STRIPPER CLUBS, WATCHIN' HOS WORK THE POLES!

Zander:
Whoa, keep it down, mothatrucka, little kids are watching this
So go pull a Bear Grylls and drink your own piss

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

Zander & Sunkistluva:
WE AIN'T DONE FOOL!!!

Zander:
You're stupid!

Sunkistluva:
No, you're stupid!

Zander:
Nuh-uh!

Sunkistluva:
ERRRG!!!

Zander:
ERRR!!!

Slenderman:
BAAAAAH!
Hide yo kids and hide yo wife cause I'ma comin' for you d**ks!

Zander:
You kill people by looking at them!

Sunkistluva:
No wonder you get no chicks!

Slenderman:
Ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha, you stupid asswads
I can kill YOU by lookin' atchu, so start prayin' to your gods

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

Slenderman, Sunkistluva & Zander:
WE AIN'T DONE YET!!!

Announcer:
Alright, I'ma reveal myself, I'm the announcer, dipsh*ts!
It's finished when I say it's finished, you f**king pricks!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Thanks for not interrupting me there...
EPIC CRAP BATTLES OF PISSTORY! 

Sunkistluva VS Zander Ft. Slenderman - Epic Crap Battles of Pisstory

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