nothing changes this app is still broken years later

A mix of flying battery zone act 2 from Sonic Mania, and Nochentera (IDK who made this). With flying battery’s tempo

Flying all the night (Flying Battery zone act 2 and Nochentera)

GARTEN OF BANBAN 6 RAP SONG: Naughty Ones

Sonic 3 & Knuckles & My Little Pony: Fluttershys Flight at the Flying Battery Zone
Copyright: KingSpartaX37
Composition: KingSpartaX37
All credit goes to KingSpartaX37
Soundtrack: Carlos and Friends Adventures

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles by SEGA
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by Hasbro
Carlos the Hedgehog and Friends Adventures by TheMasterCarlos256

Carlos and Friends Adventures Original Soundtrack: Sky Nightmare Zone

Beep beep I'm a sheep

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today, we have two video game digging masters, one classic, one modern. The Atari classic, Dig Dug, is against the Kickstarter game hero, Shovel Knight. 

B O R K as Dig Dug
Freshy Kanal as Shovel Knight

Written by Jughead Jay, B O R K, and MetaMachine


Shovel Knight: 
Got me pumped for a battle, but then comes this airhead,
A tardy paced Atari game with hardly fame dare steps,
To the Knight in shining armor that King Arthur dreams to be?!
Must be glitched, I don’t see any enemy on the screen!
You’re outdated, outplayed; digging your own grave! 
Abandoned in the cabinets, a slave to your arcade!
Now that I’m at my rap’s end, I’d love to know what happened…
What’s offered from another one of Namco’s has-beens?

Dig Dug:
For all the money raised, expectations didn’t live up
Your Knuckles couldn’t hit crud; 8 bars and then you bit dust!
The ship’s sunk in this Club, can’t spit up with Dig Dug
When this chump’s the type of fruit that I would go and dig up!
You modern flops lay buried, covered by the dozens
Joy-stick with side-scrolling, before I Start pushing buttons
I’m a grandfather of gaming, you’re barely even a Smash hit
Coining the term “Indie” when you’re dependant on the classics?!

Shovel Knight:
Your beep boops leave mute when I blast the War Horns!
I’ll corner a quarter-hoarder, leave him drawn and quartered! (AH!)
Buried in the dirt is where this punk rhymes at!
I’ve discovered more fine maps in the old times of Minecraft!!

Dig Dug:
I know dirt when I see it, and you’re no better,
This man’s rap trash will be my lyrical treasure!
I think you better yield, because with these rhymes I wield,
Sorry, Knight, but it’s obvious you’re lost without a Shield. (ha ha ha!)


Special thanks to Freshy Kanal for mixing.
Thank you for listening!

Dig Dug vs. Shovel Knight - X Rap Battles #5.

Another go at the RYM2612 synth by Inphonik for Reason. This time trying to emulate that energetic sound from Flying Battery Zone in Sonic & Knuckles.

Battery Builder

Happy Halloween :)
Dani Frias as Happy Appy 
King Mewtwo as Bobble the Clown
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Bout%20It.mp3 
Written by: Cole and [Uncredited]
Mixed by Jordan

Happy Appy:
You know the theme: its Happy Appy! Helping kids and creepy clowns
Stay Safe when killings are sighted, sneaking stabbings throughout my town.
The only fires being lit are the ones to permanently burn pennywise,
Then not even Forenzik’s skills will figure out just how the monkey died
Going toe-to-toe versus a wanna-be Momo? Now that’s a funny joke,
Cause flow from apple juicy gore on MY show will make you choke
Until the war leaves the rotten core apple with the last laugh,
While Dr Death is imprisoned in a Bubble, Bobble. Try to brainwash THAT.

Bobble the Clown:
Hey Kids, for my next kitchen surprise, I’ll teach you how to cut an apple!
Thot your bandaids could fix your de-claying, when your in a cove of candles?
Your story was made to be bad? Guess the same goes for that verse too, 
Now listen children: here’s how to stop Happy Appy from coming for you.
Tell him to STAND STILL, and remind him of the trolling he created
It doesn’t take an O5-Council member to know Stick Stickly here is hated
I mean, just take a look at your archive pages desecration
Burning in Hell from my fire rhymes? Looks like it’s time for a cancellation!

Happy Appy ( deteriorated ):
Ready to see some natural violence kids? Guess Bobble should’ve re-run
The truth of hating you is that the children and I have something more fun.
You won’t be teaching slaughter fests when your rapping signal is blocked, coward
Watch as I cause a bigger crash then the aftermath of the 9/11 towers.

Bobble:
Despite having no ap-peal, you're still trying to show your glory?
Thank god your pathetic verse didn’t drag on as long as your story
I won’t be needing Nick Jr to make your history go black,
What does Happy Appy need? That’s right! Fanbase Class A amnesiac!
(Evil Laugh)

Happy Appy vs. Bobble the Clown (SCP-993) | SCP Rap Battles #1

LYRICS

Joker:
No need to send a Calling Card, I don’t think you even have a heart
But even if you did, I don’t think your role could give you any part
You went through 4 movies and a show just to show you don’t belong here
So I’ll trash you even worse than the movies that you hold dear
(Fast rap)
But I guess your face mask ain’t that bad
Because it’s sold in bargain bins of Halloween stores
That’s who you really are, just a bland Scary Movie
But I don’t think I’ve heard worse than your retcons before!
Just a prick in cloak, acting like the Grim Reaper
But you get shot in the head in every full length feature!
Reduced to nothing but cameos,
So now you sit in the back of your TV’s teasers

Ghostface:
Facing a Joker? (Heh…) I would’ve preferred Jared Leto
But this fellow doesn’t need a metro to keep this diss as a Memento
Think I’m phoned in? You must be jokin’, I’m the one who calls and calls the shots
While you’re another anime boy with a harem to leave himself cockblocked!
Speaking of shots, you can’t even do those right! 
Act tough, but you’re shit in the spotlight!
A con artist bigger than Madarame
But even he wouldn’t give your verse copyright!
Think you’re a vigilante who’s upping the ante
But the resemblance to Kira is uncanny
You shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight,
So make like a Phantom and fucking die!

Joker:
Losing your temper over Sidney? I find Psycho’s motives more rational
I’m actually doing something, you’re busy fooling around and smashing skulls
I’m slashing foes! You’re a bigger dip in quality since any one of your sequels
But you overtaken by someone else’s weed joke, so you can’t tell us as equals

Ghostface:
You spill out truths? I spill out blood- that’s my kind way of saying I’ll take your life
I’d rather not play your game, you’d have more fun with “How I’m Gonna Die!”
I spit flames like your Arsenic values, so take your Jojo Stand before I smack your raps back at you
You best listen to your cat and just hit the hay, ‘cause a knife stab should say that’s your Q2...

CREDITS 

Nekomancer Jade as Joker
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer
Razzy as Ghostface
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Thumbnail by satanicwarcrimer

Joker (Persona 5) vs. Ghostface - Rap Battle

The WWE Superstar John Cena goes up against the famous actor from Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage in a rap battle for the SMRB Championship

Writing: Fightmarker, AaronGPeters, and Mason
Chiseling: Dani Frias, and Walk
Mixed by Jordan
Flowtest by Rabi 
Beat: by Audio Network
Beat edited by Dani and Fight
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon and Fight
Cast
Announcer: Vlad
Johnny Cage: Alex The Beast
@user-650786333-593076861
John Cena: Seth
@seth-wisniewski-1:

LYRICS
Johnny Cage
So the posterboy for Good Ol Wrasslin wants to fight in this Cage
Well then Let’s Go Cena, try and take center-stage
Looking at your acting credits, and it’s getting pretty sad
Dude, you went from being The Marine to being Fred’s Dad (Ooooo)
Let’s move on, I’m an actual fighter, does this look fake to you!
I take Orton’s babyface far more seriously than you, dude
Scene 1, Cena couldn’t throw one punch in my gut
Scene 2, Cage gives him a punch in the nuts
CM Punked by your fanbase, it really must suck
As much as you pucker up to McMahon for a quick buck
You must stick to the script before you get me to rage
Remember one thing though, Fruity Pebble, You Just Got Caged

John Cena
Go search for relevancy somewhere else, Mr. Dying Brand
I’ll leave you like in the second film, your whole career is in my hands
You can’t see me though, through those undercover cop shades
With your Stryker like physique, you should work for Sonya Blade
1, 2, 3, I won, give your broken legacy to your daughter
Get back backstage before I rearrange your whole posture
Facing me is a bigger problem, I go no holds barred
You’re pretty much screwed when I lower your health bar
You need an Attitude Adjustment, since you think you’re damn hard
Well I’ll go RAW on this dude who can’t even uppercut that far 
I make my raps count while you couldn't step into the arena
Another failed blockbuster got busted by JOHHNNN CENNNAAAA

Johnny Cage
Your Time is Up Cena, you should leave the acting to the pros
Because in this Smackdown, you’re getting more fucked up than your nose!
With all this Playing with Fire, no wonder why rap didn’t want him
like your music career, you’re Batista Bombing and hitting Rock Bottom
Don’t talk about relevancy, when a prank call was your Revival
You don’t have a Legacy, you were handed out every title
Compared to the literal gods I fight with, you got no lethality
You’re just a phony Cena, So I’ll take you out with this verbal BRUTALITY 

John Cena
You should of said “I Quit!’, your stubbornness will lose you this round
Your greatest wins can’t compare to THE 16 TIMES I’VE BEEN CROWNED
I carried the WWE, been the biggest entertainer since The Rock
While you’re video games consistently end up commercial flops!
Oh so you think your hot shit! Left every single record smashed!
But one quick Google search puts you below Crawford, Carson, & Cash
I’m done battling another fan, but there’s one thing i have to dispatch
How ironic that Johnny got his ass whipped in a lyrical cage match

Johnny Cage vs John Cena. Stop Motion Rap Battles

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

Thumbnail by Trakked

Stofferex as Waluigi
Raichous as Aran Ryan
 
Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous
Edited by Raichous
 
-LYRICS-

WALUIGI
Wah! Waluigi! No boxer gonna beat me
Especially not the one who is always caught cheating
Competing with me face to face is a big fail
Almost as bad as that long ugly rat tail
I’ll laugh out loud as this big mouthed disgrace falls
Waluigi gonna bat you round like a baseball
How could you compete, Waluigi is super!
When I get a KO try not to be a sore loser!

ARAN
Let’s go, let’s go! You can have the first swing
Cuz it won’t be me who’s knocked out in the ring
Wario got into Smash, while you’re forced to sit back
Has this crotch-chopping loser got burgers in his raps!?
For the tallest of four, you’re the most like a baby
Maybe that’s why you always strike out with Daisy
When I’m caught cheating, I tell the ref to shove it
Now keep hitting me with disses, stringbean, cuz I love it

WALUIGI
I’m not even losing, and you’re already being childish
To beat me, you would really need the luck of the Irish
Waluigi has this battle already won
Since you have to hide horseshoes in your gloves
You’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t even beat Peach
The only luck you had was being put on the wii
To cheat against a kid, you must really be a sad man
Let’s see your glove on a rope beat my back hand

ARAN
You should just give up on competition, catch my drift?
Since the only trophy you could ever get is an assist
You’re gonna learn how it feels to get hit by a truck
The “L” on your cap is upside down for bad luck
With one haymaker you’ll drop like a pitfall
Bouncing off the corners, Waluigi Pinball
You think that your sport skills would get you ahead, but
Your wire frame cracks under the pressure of my headbutt

Waluigi vs. Aran Ryan - Raichous Rap Battles

Derek Savage:
I’ve heard lies saying you tower over me, which I don’t see
So today I’m going to show our differences, I mean, just look at me:
You’re just an author; I’m an actor, director and a cool guy
Make like a child from a ‘no breathing’ class, just keel over and die
Wouldn’t You Like to Know how your creativity’s gone down the spout?
You were a good presenter, but now your career’s unable to Sprout
I Hate Everything about you, and although I don’t like him, I gotta say
If he reviewed your crappy performances, he’d be giving me praise
This bitch could use some Self-Defense, can’t survive my Second Coming
No wonder the BBC kicked you out, all your work’s dull and boring
You’ve a whole book on sins you’ve committed, your flaws are quite large
I mean, you did want an anti-imperialist Marxist to be in charge

Michael Rosen:
Thought he’d sit there like a lemon, but Derek. What does Derek do?
He spits rhymes showing he’s less of a Cool Guy, more of a Fool
Diss the Milk And Sugar King, and you’ll get more than heat
At least I can go without throwing a fit when people make fun of me
Promoting x-rated work on your own website is far from Christian 
And with all of the illegal stuff you’ve done, you’d fit right in with school prison
Could write an entire poem detailing how Horrible you are
But you’d probably Copyright Strike me before I get the chance
Recycled footage, bad editing, portraying fat people as broke schmucks
Topped off with phoned in performances; to put it bluntly, Your Movies Suck!
No longer taken seriously, even the cameraman’s out shadowing you 
I see you’re looking shaky and sorry, gonna cut out this cameo too?

Cool Cat:
You’re really really mean! Seems some kid still thinks bullying is fun
Everyone should stay away from you like you were a deadly gun

Derek Savage:
You rapped once, so what? That doesn’t make you an emcee
Better call you the toothbrush, cause we’ll break you into pieces

Cool Cat:
Bringing Sweeter Revenge than some muddy twig could ever do (haha!)

Derek Savage:
I’m bad with copyright? You almost took down every YouTube Poop of you!

Cool Cat:
While your new books are flopping, me and my Dad will go to Hollywood

Both:
Now it’s time to ‘close up’ this battle so you can make another Sad Book

Michael Rosen:
(Michael’s Verse, Part 2.)
You and this failed mascot must be having a Crazy Dream
I’d argue Solomon would do better than this infringement on Warner Bros’ property
Once you eat this diss like a sandwich, I shall give you to the ducks!
Might as well make another channel called “iMovie Sucks”
Now your son passed away, and I know the pain of losing a child
But using him as an excuse for stupidity? Now that makes me really wild
Like when you impersonated that law firm, your attempts to win have fallen through
So now I don’t suppose you’ll want to battle me again, will you?

[REDACTED] as Derek Savage
@user-938839005 as Cool Cat
King Mewtwo as Michael Rosen
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Mixed by Light
Cover Art by Fightmarker

Michael Rosen vs Derek Savage. King Mewtwo Rap Battles

Recasted Metal Sonic and touched up the writing.

Metal Sonic:
I’ll drop a dark harvester like he was his misfit crew
When I'm compared to you, even Storm’s got a higher IQ
This monkey’s gotta be lucky if he wants to survive the pain I’ll bestow
Eating forbidden fruit to get stronger? Even I wouldn’t stoop so low...
Made to be Goku’s darker side, but a palette swap stole your spotlight
This fight is like your Great Ape Form: a complete waste of time
A Phantom you’ll be. Scan complete: this win’s in Infinite probability
This cold robot wasn’t made to nurture a little Baby

Turles:
Look who we got here; this slave thinks he can make me disappear?
I’m the King! Crusher Corps more than a Shadow of what you fear
Bringing Calamity to this track with these attacks I’m Blast-in’
And this victory, unlike myself, is going to be canon
You're just an emotionless clone who’s yet to achieve a victory
Yes, Kakarot might’ve beaten me, but not once have you matched Sonic equally
The hottest thing you’ve faced since lava, so unless you want to see my full might
I suggest you get down on your knees and beg your life

Metal Sonic:
You failed to show me What You’re Made Of, you’re Raditz 2.0 at best
Swap out that Dragon Ball in your chest for a Chaos Spear instead!
Might’ve blocked a Spirit Bomb, but in my sleek chromium style
I’ll chop up a dark tanned lettuce who couldn’t even kill a child

Turles:
Summoning up a Sudden Storm, I’ll be the one to Dig Your Grave!
Must be running on a Sega CD, for it seems like you’ve been played
I’ve Meteor Bursted you like Piccolo, and broken you into pieces 
You were nothing but a punching bag, but I guess that’s all you’re known for being

King Mewtwo as Turles
Soob as Metal Sonic
Beat by Kustom
Written by King Mewtwo
Additional Writing help by Uncredited and Boris
Mixed by King Mewtwo (Karaoke) and laarGbocaJ (Battle)
Cover Art by Blast 03

(NEW AUDIO) Turles vs Metal Sonic. Anything vs Dragon Ball

Mancha as Phantom Virus
Titanium1208 as King Ghidorah

Virus:
Silence! Grab three face masks before you catch this virus
Your interest ran out of mileage, ditch the dumb head, that’s my pitch!
I’m just vibin’, here to conquer, but your franchise lets me prosper
Cuz it just takes a Verse to Destroy All Monsters!
I step up to the plate respected 
Can’t wash your hands; you’ll get infected
If the lines you spit from the trifecta of heads
Is expected I’d rather just end up ejected
Got no crown, you're no King, Ghidorah
Your only love’s from neckbeards in fedoras
Get your origin straight or you’ll meet your fate
I bring the hertz with my shocking aura

Ghidorah:
Keep your distance! Though I’m vicious you’re rasping like you’re Trojan hoarse!
I Inspect electric Elements to destroy code from its source
You’re jacking up on cheat codes desperate for a chance to surpass, so
I guess this battle’s Astro-Monster versus Houston Astros!
Confined inside a floppy disk, your work never saw the light of day
Charge the mound all you want, you’re only good enough for Single A 
You struck out with your game and friends you know you’ve got no chance sir
Prancing around magnets so often you’re just a pole dancer

Phantom Virus vs King Ghidorah. Battle Bytes #35

Mancha as Taako
Hippie Rat as Guy Fieri / Announcer

It’s time to Sizzle It Up on the quest to find the best Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives! Wash your hands! Preheat your ovens! Rev up those fryers! It’s Taako vs Guy Fieri in...The Rap Battle Zone!

Guy Fieri:
The prophecy said you’d be saved, by the man who’s wreathed in flames,
But this is one Fiery Guy who won’t be doing the same!
I’m a burly sirloin, you’re built like a wet noodle
I advocate the working man, you’re more chaotic neutral.
So here's a Plane of Thought you can season with Worst-erch-ire
Alice Through the Frying Pan; you fell into the fire
Can't even make your namesake, stuck with a d6 of health
Never thought I'd see you calling for Genji to heal yourself!
You went to Garfield, done paid for one case of the Mondays
Won an all-you-can eat plate for the whole Jimmy Buffet!
“The garlic really complements the arsenic,” they said.
And then they graded you a Z, or should I...say zed!

Taako:
Taako’s good out here! I think you’ll enjoy the view
Let me work my magic [beat] Abraca-fuck-you!
You’re barbaric and garish! My Guy, what are you wearing?
You look like Smash Mouth went and gone all Super Saiyan!
It’s tragic, your diss’ll miss, I spit accurate Magic Missiles
But when you erratically spit arrhythmatic, you’ll fizzle
Don’t try to chew me out like you’re snacking on slabs of gristle
It’s apparent on your shirt I turned my clapbacks up to “sizzle”
And so now I debase myself, appearing here amid this meme
Who’s loading up on carbohydrates like a Food Pyramid scheme
Drive-ins, Dives, and Diners?! Ha! I hardly know her!
Oh and, Guy, your Donkey Sauce tastes like Go-Gurt.

Guy Fieri:
The true worth of man are the values that they’re driven by.
I made a great tendie tienda, but you’re the true Chicken Guy!
You may think it's swell to get your Taco Loaded in hell
Bro, you sold your own soul out... Animus Taako Bell!
I would spit it like Minute to Win It, hit it and rip into your tunic
But I should limit this minigame skit before you’re squished by an air conditioning unit.
What’s your “Kiss the Cook” apron to the flame decals I’m rocking on?
For a token gay you’d think you’d get your token in the gashapon

Taako:
Fuck yeah, Guy’s Grocery Gay plays loud and proud, hombre! 
You serve me a plate, I’m rolling constitution saves!
While Taako conjures up a lunch like “I wanna munch!” (Squad!)
Even my Grand Relic is the tastiest of the bunch!
I’d say maybe Ren’s the only being that can outdo me,
But we’ll keep that between You, Me, AND DUPREE!!!
You and I got a date with Death -- like your food, we’re heart stopping!
Taako’s Supreme! Call me sour cream, cuz I’m topping!

The Rap Battle Zone

Taako vs Guy Fieri. The Rap Battle Zone #1

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

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Dig Dug vs. Shovel Knight - X Rap Battles #5.

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