amusing

i give klaus wunderlich the soundclown treatment

La Felici Dat

Since I did the whole song for the Crawling collab on Youtube, I figured I might as well upload it on Soundcloud too

Youtube video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81BcCneHj4o

Crawling Lights

Mortal Takyon

"King DeDeDe's Theme" from Super Smash Bros. Brawl x "Crank That" by Soulja Boy & "Space Jam" by Quad City DJ's.
Originally uploaded on SiIvaGunner.

Steel DeDeDrum

this has probably been done before but i dont give a fuck

click this link to give gangnam style views instead of see you again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

this sounds fucking shit and i'm never touching it again

For Mashup Days. 
Here's an instrumental version that might go well with other acapellas:
https://soundcloud.com/noisemade/darety-eastwood-2000-instrumental-edition

DAREty Eastwood 2000 (Superfast Edition)

Okay it's Childish Gambino, homegirl, drop it like a parked car
Move, white girls, like nigga with a hard R
Move, black girls, 'cause man fuck it I'll do bitches
I love pussy, I love pussy; dude, I should be running pussy
In Adidas with a hard R, bitches be all over me
My green is like an accent mark, your green is 'bout the ovaries
This Asian dude I parked his car and now he got that ovary
My dick is like a nigga mark; it's all about the hard E's

Hot like an Asian dick
I sound weird like (something that sounds weird)
Fly like the nigga on Gambino's 440
Eating groceries like these Asian girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, vodka for the grown men
Vodka in the islands looking for nigga like hard R
I made PETA retarded so I'm calling it a Pearl Jam
Nigga and I know it man - kill beef, hard R

[CHORUS]
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burning everything you motherfuckers talkin' bout
(x2)

The niggas are afraid of him
'Cause I'm a beast, bitch, grr! Adidas Zim
Gambino is a rapper dude: fuck you, fuck me
Brand new whip for these niggas with a hard R
Told me I was awful and that shit did not fuck me
Tell me how I suck again? My memory is parked car
"You're my favorite B-O-O!" Yeah, dude, I better be
Or you can fucking fuck my Earl, human Toejam
You wanna see my dick? I ain't childish
You wanna see my girl? Check ass crack
"Man, why does every Asian actor gotta hard R?"
I don't know! All I know is I'm the parked car

You know these rapper dudes talk shit, pay me
Fuck that, got pussy like a parked car
I'm from the South, ain't got no ass, don't know why
So this rap is child's play; I do my name like Princess Di
Yeah, they say they want the real Earl, rap about my Toejam
Told me I should talk shit; first of all you talk bitch
Second 'all, you talk like you haven't given up yet
Rap's parked car: yeah, you hate me but you will respect

[CHORUS]

I put in work, ask Asian dude
I put my ass on the track like a parked car
Played this for my pussy, now he can't even park straight
"Black and white music? Now, nigga, that's a hard R!"
Shoutout to my Asian dudes, they represent the Ludwig
Shoutout to Gambino girls, my dick is in my groceries
I know you fuck cause your dick is like an accent mark
I like black girls who Asian but when they dance, they be saying "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
I'm sorry for who kiss my ass
I'm chilling with a Filipina at your local parked car
Yeah, I'm in her human centipede
So if you see my hand under the table, don't kiss my ass
I don't talk soft, that's that Asian dude
I'm screaming "Casey Anthony" like I ain't seen the sky
The shit I'm doing this year? Like a parked car
Made the beat then murdered it; with a hard R

[CHORUS]

These rappers don't know what to fuck
Cause all I do is kill beef like a loony PETA
And I'll give you hard R till there's nigga left
I swear this summer will be summer "Camp," bitch

[CHORUS]

Bow Fow

posing guide for dummies

here's a blooper reel to make up for lost time

thumbnail made by @sketchisalwaysbored

the worst meme

IT'S IN THE GAME

Such A Numb Time

happy five year anniversary youtube channel

ＳＯＵＲＣＥＳ：
HOUSE OF PAIN - Jump Around
Bird Up!
FLO RIDA (FT. T-PAIN) - Low
TENACIOUS D - Master Exploder
CAMEO - Word Up!
Wii Shop Channel Theme
ELO - Don't Bring Me Down
BROCKHAMPTON - BOOGIE
BEYONCÉ FANS PROTEST ALBUM DELAY
WAR - Low Rider
DEATH GRIPS - Guillotine
COW AND CHICKEN - Intro Theme
BIFF CHITLINS - I'm Not Yo Daddy I'm Yo Grandpa
THE OFFSPRING - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
MIGOS (FT. LIL UZI VERT) - Bad and Boujee
RHYTHM HEAVEN FEVER - Ringside
HECHIZEROS BAND - El Sonidito
GWEN STEFANI - Hollaback Girl
DEPECHE MODE - Just Can't Get Enough
BLUR - Song 2
DAFT PUNK - Da Funk
FAITH NO MORE - Epic
THE WHITE STRIPES - Seven Nation Army
EURYTHMICS - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
THE CLIPSE - Grindin'
BUSTA RHYMES - Woo Hah!! Got You All in Check
NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL - The King of Carrot Flowers
KOINU - Gainax Bounce
THE GO-GOS - We Got the Beat
BLACKALICIOUS - Alphabet Aerobics
LUDACRIS - How Low
JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE - Awaken My Masters!!
BANDINGO - Baby Powder
DR. DRE - Nuthin' but a "G" Thang
VANILLA ICE - Ice Ice Baby
AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Never Meant
KENDRICK LAMAR - m.A.A.d city
GORILLAZ - Feel Good Inc.
OINGO BOINGO - Little Girls
BUTTHOLE SURFERS - Pepper
SILENTÓ - Watch Me
LOS DEL RIO - Macarena
Eggman's Announcement
INJURY RESERVE - Oh Shit!!!
THEY THINK THAT I'M TOM CRUISE
SMPLive: Imposter
100 GECS - Money Machine
MUDVAYNE - Dig
AEUHHH????
GMCFOSHO - IMDABES
DIG DUG - Main Theme
RUN THE JEWELS (FT. ZACK DE LA ROCHA) - Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck)
FETTY WAP - Trap Queen
GOLDFINGER - Superman
THUNDERCAT - Them Changes
This n**** really thinks he is Bruce Lee
Toad's scream in Mario Kart 64
DEATH GRIPS - Takyon
SKRILLEX (FT. NIKI & THE DOVE) - Ease My Mind
SOULJA BOY - Crank That
QUINCY JONES - Ironside
PHAROAHE MONCH - Simon Says
SANTANA (FT. ROB THOMAS) - Smooth
TRINIDAD JAMES - All Gold Everything
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE - For Reverend Green
DAFT PUNK - Aerodynamic
FRANZ FERDINAND - Take Me Out
WILD CHERRY - Play That Funky Music
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM - Get Innocuous!
STING - Shape of My Heart
NIRVANA - Smells Like Teen Spirit
SMASHING PUMPKINS - 1979
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS - Gary Come Home
DAVID BOWIE - Soul Love
SMASH MOUTH - All Star
THE CARS - Just What I Needed
This is a certified hood classic
Good Burger
he can sus
COUNTER STRIKE - cs_radio-follow_command
WEEZER - Buddy Holly
LIZZO - Boys
DEEE-LITE - Groove Is in the Heart
GTA: San Andreas
JOAN JETT - I Love Rock 'n' Roll
When your pizza rolls are done
SWIZZ BEATZ - Top Down
OG MACO - U Guessed It
REEL 2 REAL - I Like to Move It
SUM 41 - In Too Deep
BEYONCÉ - Single Ladies
LADY GAGA - Just Dance
MATTHEW WILDER - Break My Stride
PHIL COLLINS - In the Air Tonight
SIR MIX-A-LOT - Baby Got Back

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