Name: training day by x3n0m0rphy
Duration: 3 min 19 s
Description: every each next work more complicated and crazy)

Оригінальні версії , на основі яких було зроблено переклади

моє серцебиття як DnB (Чоловіча партія Remastered)

моє серцебиття як DnB (Жіноча партія Remastered)

Separation, sadness, love pain (DnB)

Separation, sadness, love pain (DnB breaks)

Separation, sadness, love pain (DnB glitchy Perfection)

every each next work more complicated and crazy)

training day

Drum&Bass4theMASS!!!  don't  close chances 4 every one, coz they can be next stage 4 develop brand new world...

X3N0M0rphy a.k.a. ProTjMind

I have collected "knowledge" models by my passed 356 years...

 just an another unusual alien)))

beatboxer
beat maker, music and lyrics composer

ATTENTION THIS CREATURE (Me) ADDICTED TO MUSIC))))))))))))
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A boy walks into a barbershop and asks the barber:
"Can you give me a haircut?"
"Of course, it's a barbershop."
"The thing is, I'm addicted to music, so I can't take off my headphones. Will you still do it?"
"No problem."
Long story short, the barber is cutting his hair and accidentally cuts the headphone cable. The boy starts to twitch nervously, his body convulses, foam comes out of his mouth, and he dies.
The police and an ambulance arrive. The barber is standing there with a razor and scissors, but there's no blood. The boy is dead. Headphones with a cut wire are found on the floor. The wire is stripped, connected, and they listen: inhale-exhale, inhale-exhale...
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Un garçon entre dans un salon de coiffure et demande au coiffeur:
« Pouvez-vous me couper les cheveux ? »
« Bien sûr, c'est un salon de coiffure. »
« Le truc, c'est que je suis accro à la musique, donc je ne peux pas enlever mes écouteurs. Vous le ferez quand même ? »
« Pas de problème. »
Bref, le coiffeur lui coupe les cheveux et coupe accidentellement le câble des écouteurs. Le garçon commence à trembler nerveusement, son corps est pris de convulsions, de la mousse sort de sa bouche, et il meurt.
La police et une ambulance arrivent. Le coiffeur est là avec un rasoir et des ciseaux, mais il n'y a pas de sang. Le garçon est mort. Des écouteurs avec un fil coupé sont trouvés sur le sol. Le fil est dénudé, connecté, et ils écoutent : inspire-expire, inspire-expire...
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Хлопець заходить до перукарні й питає майстра:
— Ви можете мене постригти?
— Звісно, це ж перукарня.
— Річ у тім, що я залежний від музики, тому не можу зняти навушники. Ви візьметесь?
— Без проблем.
Коротше кажучи, стриже його перукар і випадково обрізає кабель навушників. Хлопець починає нервово сіпатися, його тіло зводить судома, з рота йде піна, і він помирає.
Приїжджають поліція та швидка. Перукар стоїть з бритвою та ножицями, але крові немає. Хлопець мертвий. На підлозі знаходять навушники з обрізаним проводом. Провід зачищають, з'єднують, слухають, а там чути: вдих-видих, вдих-видих...

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using perfect memorizing and pronouncing of almost any sounds...
ex-white hacker, reprofilied into BIOHACKING, by survival issue...
i can a lot of anything...thanx for my life experience... more than 25 years works like stage/concert technical support, audio-video djing, sound editing, installation light,sound,staged any level, vidjing projects, 3d graphics design, video translation/surveillance, security systems, sound/light engineering, fixing/repairing, VR... Electricity, programming,algorithm arhitecture, versatile engineer, betworking, cell, hardware/software)))) and more more more... I have passed very Huge school of knowledge and pain... but anyway, I'm still alive, then ;) i will better spend my all free time for music making... till i will find beautiful perfection

almost everything slow and calm, made by MINUS main beatbox vocal party...coz when I'm so tired to keep singing, i still can make beatbox addition for lovely music) and yes, it's  made for remix sessions]

free your mind... freedom is the goal of beings... hack yourself, take your best version!

and almost my dance tracks can be extended by DJs ;) i'm now especially tryin to make tracks with good looping structures ...

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and, I'm crazy long distance walker) i like it) since arrived Canada, passed over 20 000 km. i need almost another 15000 km to finish my roundworld Equator distance GOAL!

training day

x3n0m0rphy

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