MIXES

RELEASES

XHELK is proud to present a supersonic intergalactic MASHUP of two classics:

TLC - No Scrubs goes HEAD TO HEAD with Push - Universal Nation in a 160 bpm SHOWDOWN
Prepare to be amazed as these two oldskool flavas come together to create a fast and groovy newskool vibe
Ready to take any rave from rapid stomp to raucus singalong...

Run up the tune and dont forget to tag @ xhelk if you give it a spin <3

Also available on —-> https://xhelk.bandcamp.com

FREE DOWNLOAD

XHELK - Universal Scrubs [EDIT] [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Big love to @longeez for getting me on his show!!!

TRACKLIST

CRUSH3d- Welcome 2 The Party
Munsinger- A Place For You
Ling Ling- Acid Meltdown
Chris Liberator- One Night In Hackney (Sterling Moss Remix)
Mc Declos & Lacchesi- Give It To Me (Nelly X-Rated Edit)
NTBR- Get Down In A Rave
Vermeer - Hermès
TRIS- Come Closer
Aexhy- I'll Never Leave A Club Again
Ice Spice- Princess (DJ Animebby Edit)
Xhelk- Magonia
Xhelk- Enchantress
Xhelk- Cloaked Android
Klimax 82- This Is A Dream
DJ Daddy Trance- My Body Rocks The Rhythm
Xhelk- BADDEST 1 ALIVE
NoImage - Give Me Basse
CRRDR- RKTekno
Krunx- Screw Loose

Xhelk Swu.fm Guestmix

The alien turbo-charged rave DEMON Xhelk supplies genuinely one of the biggest edits I think I've ever heard - deep, chunky off beats paired with possibly the most euphoric original ever - and is that a cheeky psy number halfway through? STOP IT! Free download for the people of course xx

Free Download

XHELK - BETTER OFF (With Hitech) [FREE DL]

An hour of psychedelic, hypnotic selections, including some exclusive new music from myself and a St.Patricks day surprise at the end. Big love @workshop-radio <3

Xhelk - Workshop Radio 17.03.24

Xhelk @ Workshop Radio | 17.03.24

Xhelk @ Workshop Radio | 03.07.24

NEW prog inspired edit serving irresistable groove, euphoric build ups and catchy acid hooks to get everyone bouncing. An uptempo, club ready edit of my favourite track from FKA twigs highly anticipated new album. Follow the link for a FREE DOWNLOAD! (WAV available on my Bandcamp)
Big Love,
Xhelk x

FKA twigs-Girl Feels Good [XHELK EDIT] [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Full tracks available on Bandcamp.

"Ice Giant" is a moody, percussion-laden halftime track which masterfully layers intricate percussion over a hypnotic bassline.

Download

Xhelk - Ice Giant [CLIP]

Full tracks available on Bandcamp.

"Planet 9" takes you on a high energy journey with driving kick drums and ice cold percussion with a distinctly tribal flavour. Haunting vocal chops fill the space surrounding the drums to give a wonderfully balanced track that will have the dance floor transfixed.

Xhelk - Planet 9 [CLIP]

🚀 Launch Event: The Exchange Infiltration
Deployed BLOATWARE live instance at The Exchange, Bristol.
Initial boot sequence triggered via crowd feedback loop and haze density threshold.

🧑‍🎤 Raw Vocal Subsystem (Beta)
Activated punk processor.
Input: rage + echo chamber
Output: distorted broadcast from a lost rebel radio tower.

👾 Alien Presence Detector v1.0
Auditory anomalies reported in the smoking area.
Witnesses claim synth patches "spoke back" mid-set. Investigation ongoing.

⚙️ SET_START Protocol
Once initialized, triggers synchronized chaos across drum modules, LED rigs, and jaw control.
Includes failsafe: audience evacuation disables encore mode.

🌪️ Breakdown Cascade Engine
Break sections now cause spatial distortion in front-left speaker stack.
Effective range: 3 meters. Known to reverse lack of movement.

🌌 Reverb Intelligence AI ("REDZONE")
Developed new sentient reverb plugin. It now chooses when you deserve the drop.

🔧 Changed

🎛️ Synth Tuning Logic Overhaul
Replaced traditional scale system with alien tuning signatures intercepted from the imminent Exchange invasion.

🧨 Kick Drum Depth: Upgraded to "seismic event"
New kick profile calibrated using abandoned rave schematics and floorboard resonance tests.

⚡ Lighting Engine
Strobes now respond to shout intensity + trance gate levels.
Occasionally syncs with audience participation.

🛠️ Codebase Migration
Moved from bash-based bloatOS to experimental OS named V0CALFRACK.
Written entirely in breakdown.js and modular regret.

🐛 Fixed

🪲 Vocoder Bug: "Possession Mode"
Glitch causing spontaneous glossolalia has been reduced to rare chorus sections.

🎤 Phantom Mic Channel
Disabled rogue input source pulling live feeds from an unknown CB radio frequency.

🚬 Crowd Drift AI Overcorrection
Fixed issue where audience drifted into smoking area wormhole mid-track.

⚠️ Known Issues

🔴 Smoking Area Vortex Instability
Time dilation still active near back exit. Abduction likely.
Inhaling may lead to future knowledge or missing hours.

🧬 Vocal Layering may include unintended guests
Disembodied harmonies are not part of the show. Do not engage them.

🖥️ Visual System
Graphics card still overheating. Last test produced an accidental AI-generated rave cult sigil.

⛔ There is no encore button.
Once the loop locks, you ride it 'til shutdown.
No ESC. No mercy.

🧠 About BLOATWARE

BLOATWARE is a sentient techno collective, originally patched together from abandoned synths, corrupted firmware, and a dream someone had in a toilet queue at unfold.

Live-coded. Vocals screamed through ethernet cables.
Each set is an improvised attempted takeover of your nervous system.

Install update. Don't leave the club. Don't trust the voices.

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