Alen as Morshu
Light as Villager
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

(Intro)

Morshu:
Swords? Shields? Bows? They're yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies.

Villager:
PEH! I've got emeralds!

Morshu:
You have What.

(0:14) Morshu:
Squidward walks in my shop; I can't help but think I'll be a victim, 
'Cause his putrid ass makes it look like a hungry Zombie bit him
My ruthless waves of verbal raids will murder any mob or player
Your father left when you were young? Call him a Wandering Trader
Markus started spouting theories so Gates made him take his exit
Microsoft designers be like: “Sorry Notch, we can't give any credit.”
My jokes are classic and timeless, not your quickly dying trends
You wanna suck my balls? They’re yours, my friend.

(0:39) Villager:
PEH! You're fucking ugly; this is from someone that looks fecal
Your raps were so shitty, call that verse The Feces of Evil
I wouldn’t spare a single gemstone on the shit that stocks your shelves
How bout you take your cheap ass rope and go fucking hang yourself
The general public when seeing your games drop: EH, EH, EH, EH
Lending precious emeralds inside of your shitshop? PEH, PEH, PEH, PEH
Players gain better experiences when axing me for my drops
While shitlords farm your garbage memes I'll continue farming my crops

(1:03) Morshu:
I've blown your ass out of the water; you should've expected it
When my mighty bombsack’s twice the size of your tiny testificates
This useless dipshit nitwit can't handle the rhymes I deliver
Perhaps return when you're a little more, mmm.. Quicker
You’re not even gainful when you’re negating
I’d go to the Nether if I wanted good trading
Your only true use is when speedrunners come
To ransack your beds and leave you decaying
Catch me swimming in rubies, to the victor goes the spoils
So suck my Wand of Gamelon and chug down my lamp oil!

(1:27) Villager:
How could any visitor trust the deals you try to incite?
You can’t even manage to get the name of your own jewel right
Should’ve kept it to two lines; now it’s time you’re wiped out
As you make like all of your awful consoles and die out
This contest is pointless, from the first bar that I spat you got your stupid ass handed
Trying to fire shots is fruitless, need I remind you that both your games are non canon
Before I finish, I’ll give you a gift; generosity like this is so rare
Consider it a parting tip, some clippers for your nasty nose hair

(1:51) Morshu:
Fuck off with your stones, you can’t match up to my racks, bitch
All Steve wants from you is your food and a blacksmith

(1:57) Villager:
Beating me in this duel? Heh. You must have been misled.
You look like more of a dumb ass than the top of your fucking head (PEH!)

Morshu vs. Villager. Rap Battle #2

Some of the sound effects used in funny videos. 
Download enabled , thank later. 

Nope - Gaming Sound Effect (HD)

Missile Sound Effects (HQ)

I Don T Think So   Vanoss Sound Effects

Hu Waa Waa - Gaming Sound Effect (HD)

CS GO - New Bomb Explosion

New sparta base.
I attempted Tran's style.

BPM: 133

Sparta Twist Base

This is a 3xosc only base that i made in like half an hour of which i decided to limit what i could use 
i limited myself to only using 8 3xoscs 

and i tried making it short but also having all the bits that a extended mix has

Sparta Limited Mix

this took way too long to finish but i stopped caring a long time ago
[im not actually back i just wanted to get this released]

underscores as Springtrap
MetaMachine as Big Chungus

Springtrap:
Another phantom’s in the halls, I’ll add him to the Scrap pile
You got no shot against reborn demons when we’re left to rap vile
Two-faced doppelganger hack, skills in rap are what you lack
The illest to break the mould/mold when I’m scorching like the tract
Attemptin' burning, but I'm assurin' a come-back; there's no Bonus Round when I leave a Chung trapped
A hallucination on par with the AC’s lung crap, but no comparison when I tear and lunge that
The ceaseless deceasing Caesar seizes any Looney meme
When I leave the grey hare purple-hued, bruised, creaking at the seams
BC was an ancient, dead shitpost 'till 2019's locks, see
Reddit hopped on unfunny tubby bunnies like their names were Phantom Foxy
And now you're dead in your tracks again, withering in cracks
For you, it seems that they don't… always, come back.

Big Chungus:
Eh, shut up doc! You want a challenger in killing zeal?
You'll do more than spring out when kids are your Achilles heel
Crawl back to your vents before you vent about that weak demeanour
(Eh) And with that fursuit carcass, guess you're the real stinker!
I'm spittin' sick like it's your attraction's blackened mold
You blast 'ta sound clips, wit-less, playin’ camera whack-a-mole
But you love chasing vocals, so just try this on for size
When this’ll be a more crippling flaw than your fursuit’s springing ties
I’m the biggest, coldest chungus plungin’ any opposition
Lunge at grungy runnin’ bunnies in more of a mess than their condition
All it took was five unfriendly ghosts to back up and unfold 'ya
Submit to your own sin, Afton!
...That oughta hold ya!

dont replace the m in mexico with s

[HAPPY FIRST EVER RAP BATTLE DAY AND AFTER 10 MONTHS WELCOME BACK TO UNIVERSAL RAP BATTLES, THE SERIES THAT STARTED MY DEBUT IN THE RAP BATTLE COMMUNITY, PLEASE ENJOY! I LOVE YOU ALL!]

Vladimyr P. as Naruto Uzumaki
LAR80s as Son Goku

Demo: https://clyp.it/kybhm4rb?token=b0b6078a37f1fdb4a5bdbd707017ee91

(0:11) Naruto:
Hey Goku! I know you love your training but I’ll make this quick
I’ll make you Frieza (Freeze up) knowing that I could beat you with chopsticks
It’s like Ramen; your victory I devour
You’d be quite the vegetable if you didn’t have any superpowers
Saying your heart is pure? I have a special gift for you;
Here’s a restraining order for touching girls in the nude
You couldn’t blow up so to get out of your down fall
Watchu gonna do? Show me The Secret of your “Dragon Balls”?

(0:33) Goku:
That verse was Boruto.. no.. it was Naruto!
Either way, I need to teach this Orange Ranger how to flow!
Talk about restraining orders when you have a.. “Sexy Technique”?
I’ll beat this Peeping Tom so bad he’ll have another nose bleed
I’ll make this demo-graphic so you’ll fail like graduation
And out of determination my win’ll be Fun-imation
I see, you need a hand, but no plot armor can save you
You’re just a Shadow Clone of me Son; Goku!

(0:45) Naruto:
Look, another infant trying to cry for attention?
And I know I may be slow but you lack the comprehension;
Running into battles blindly not knowing what you’ll face 
So define me as a hero; topping your Manga; erased
I’m unpredictable; you couldn’t even make a FireFight
I mean, you’re just a spitting-image of your father, right?
I’m always Number One; It says so in the prophecy 
I’ll leave this wannabe dropped just like your quality

(1:16) Goku: ARGGGGGGGGG

(1:19) Nappa: Vageta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

(1:21) Goku: ARGGGGGG

(1:23) Vegeta: IT’S OVER 9000!

(1:25) Goku: ARGGGGGGGGGGGG

(1:26) Super Saiyan Goku:
I’m Super Saiyan, and I’m really sayin’ that I’m slayin this mic as your fame is fadin’
Your show is a flop, this is my win, I’m servin out hits to make your loss cannon
You think that Christ can save you from these bars of Ki?
Well then he really can’t save you from becoming a running meme
I’ll show this hyperactive Show Off how to really get the ratings up
You need to strengthen up and stop stealing from Pokèmon
I’ll make you Kakar-rot; a “prank” you couldn’t beat
Will end with the final episode and debut of your defeat

(1:48) Naruto:
You’re Super Sayin’ you can beat me? You don’t scare me in the slightest
Now you can tell me who is truly earth’s mightiest
Fly away on your Nimbus; you’re in the clouds, there’s no fighting this
Cuz after this you’ll end up like your grandpa; lifeless

(1:59) Super Saiyan Goku:
How dare you speak on Gohan when you’re tryna be edgy
You couldn’t best me when you’re stuck grieving the loss of Neji
Your confidence is bottomless; that’s something I adore
But in reality this is another date in which you couldn’t score


Light as Nappa
Viral as Vegeta


Writer: Vlad 
Beat Producer: Dave James of Audio Network
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Naruto Uzumaki vs Son Goku. Universal Rap Battles

I made this to spread happiness and positivity because we all need to be happy :) 
and this is also for that one sparta base contest

CS GO - New Bomb Explosion

Pritesh

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