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My Balls
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Mixscape 
Release Date-Jan 26, 2011 

Verse 1
Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus 
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 2
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle, 
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 3
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
I got what you need.
And you'd said you'd never call,
But girl you ain't seen these balls.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's. 

My Balls

The REAL name of this song is “Fabulous Secret Powers” from the He-Man cartoon series. I wanted to upload a better version of this song than I could find here on SoundCloud; I love this song way too much. :)

By the way, I found out a super big secret behind the super viral video on YouTube: it was originally uploaded by user slackcircus, but was later re-uploaded by someone else, specifically user ProtoOfSnagem! So basically, ProtoOfSnagem literally STOLE another YouTuber’s video and even got SO MANY more views (and likes) on his side! Such a mean cocksucker that guy is.

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA (Fabulous Secret Powers)- He-Man

PINK And YELLOW | Chucklebone

The songs for the animated pilot "Get Fatter Now!" on YouTube.

Get Fatter Now!

Circus - Theme Song

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Not mine, all rights go to Sparks.
OG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AolV1HxcvWE
Here's their website! https://allsparks.com/

And i say hey

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