Wake Up bitch, c'mon and get your ass out of bed
we're going out I found a show on the internet

It's some band who thinks they're punk, hope it's something good
Never heard of em but fuck it i want something to do

Do my hair and I can do your makeup too
I've got new leggings and my old ass favorite shoes
Put on some glitter and I'm sure they'll notice you
let's Get dressed and blow the roof off your Subaru

oh yeah and you're driving im already drunk

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

Holy shit look at the sky, what's the fuckin time?
Can't believe that that was good, now it's just midnight
But no one go, I know a place I can get us in
Just crowd like crazy and act like you're all my friends

8 bars of talking

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!
Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!


Well oh Well I think it's three Am Again
my makeups ruined and I look like im fucking dead
but for a corpse you know i look pretty fuckin good
lets keep going till we're six feet under foot

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

WAKEUPBITCH

GO CRAZY GO STUPID
GET CRUNK AND PUT YOUR HIPS INTO IT

It's that bitch
Dart Darling
And you've seen me, 
I'm the scene queen of darkness

And ironically erotically of heartless
Skinny bitches that'll eat out ur heart

And I heard that you wanted a track list
Full of crunk and not that summertime sadness
So scene kid summer droppin crap hits
My mic cracks harder than my Lux kit 

Doing shit for the nostalgia 
Grainy pics like underwater
A Dsi in a dirty mirror
A Razr camera ain't never been clearer
But it's clear to me we need a refresh
A vacation, day-trip, and a new dress
Bust out some glitter and let's regress
Let's party it down and play some Cash Cash

We've been too damn hot in the too damn cold
Wearing shutter shades in the great indoors
Doing our homework like we're lame and old
Our youth is for fun but we're stuck in the mold
But this summer is different; I can smell it in the air
The suns a disco, wanna be out there
Pour me a cup and set the volume to blare
Lets get drunk and play The Millionaires

(again but screaming)

We've been too damn hot in the too damn cold
Wearing shutter shades in the great indoors
Doing our homework like we're lame and old
Our youth is for fun but we're stuck in the mold
But this summer is different; I can smell it in the air
The suns a disco, wanna be out there
Pour me a cup and set the volume to blare
Lets get drunk and play The Millionaires

Sc3n3 K1d Summ3r XP

I've heard a secret that I've got to tell you
About the feeling and color that compells you
About rhythm and the shake of the beat
About the perfume making you move your feet 

It's something magical and floating through the air
It's in the speakers and the floorboards and the glitter in your hair
Victoria will freak when I put this on the air 

The dancefloor magic is a mist tonight
Feel the tension fade and flow with the lights
It's overflowing she's a drug all right
But I can feel it 
And I can feel you 
So crank up on the floor like it'll kill you 

Need something lacey with a bombshell fit
Need something catchy for a crunkcore hit
I need something iconic that you will wanna wear
Need fucking hot topic to fix there fucking wares

And I need an explosion in popularity
I need some exposure but I don't give shit for free
So play me at your parties, like I'm Kesha the Queen
But fuck it I'm still emo, sorry SDC 

The dancefloor magic is a mist tonight
Feel the tension fade and flow with the lights
It's overflowing she's a drug all right
But I can feel it 
And I can feel you 
So crank up on the floor like it'll kill you 

Holy shit I'm dizzy I think I might throw up
But holy shit I'm pretty Let's floor it fabulous
I think I'm getting sicker there's poison in our air
But let's get there quicker; you're a match and I'm a flare

We're mutual destruction, nothing let for us there
All we have is a dancefloor and the suffocating air
I'm calling out for help; I'm trapped in a snare
But you're all caught up in the drums and the snare

Holy shit I'm dizzy I think I might throw up
But holy shit I'm pretty Let's floor it fabulous
I think I'm getting sicker there's poison in our air
But let's get there quicker; you're a match and I'm a flare

We're mutual destruction, nothing let for us there
All we have is a dancefloor and the suffocating air
I'm calling out for help; I'm trapped in a snare
But you're all caught up in the drums and the snare

I Know Victoria's Secret So Blast It On The Radio

can't hear you through the phone
when she's trying not to moan 
cause ive got those thigh headphones like
la la la la la lala la

when she's screaming my name
back to my bedframe
cause I've got your girlfriend singing like
la la la la la lala la 

You're screaming shit through the phone 
About when she's coming home 
And I just can't let her go like
la la la la la lala la

when she's screaming my name
back to my bedframe
cause I've got your girlfriend singing like
la la la la la lala la 


It's a lowkey kind of night, with sneakers and a tight dress
She's giving me eyes from across the room: she dances to impress
I heard she had a girlfriend, but that's really not my business
So I'll buy her a drink I think I might've peaked her interest


I take her to my bed
Her face is all red
She's pinker than my Zebra Print bedspread

Don't even lock the door
My shirt is on the floor
She's telling me she wants me and I think I want her more 

Don't be too loud but don't be shy
Just close your eyes and come inside 

You know I really just wanted to apologize to you
Cause I know you really thought you had something special with this girl 
And I'm feeling kinda bad about it

But then I remember 
How often she complains about you
And I suddenly don't feel bad anymore

And like maybe it's super petty
To write a song
To tell you I banged your girlfriend 

But I really couldn't think of a better 
Or funnier way to do it so
Count this as my formal apology 
Sorry not sorry

Darling

Banging ur gf 4K

I've got school in the morning but I couldn't really care
Right now I'm doing makeup and im teasing up my hair
Picking out an outfit and a little matching set
Prying eyes love me I'm so gorgeously upset
So come online tonight cause I've got a new schtick
So horny for attention I'll pretend to like your- 

Let's rage like we're scene kids in 2004
There's perfume in the air and there's glitter on the floor
Lights Camera Action for the webcam world
Let's stream it all on Stickam like a myspace whore

Anonymous star of Omegle dot com
The Headlining freakshow of Stickydrama 
Cause hopeless romanticism is something you can sell
I'm cashing in on crying I'm the beautiful unwell

Got my graphic tee and jeans on hella tight
Diamond necklace on with studded belts we gettin wild tonight
Six digits on my friends list got me seeing stars
Seatbelts off, call the cops 
(Wait, who’s driving the car?)

All these haters call me crazy ‘cause they wish they were me
Never know about the things that they never see
Party’s over, all alone, laying on the floor
(But that’s the life that you live when you’re a MySpace whore)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maya Malice : 
https://mayamalice.newgrounds.com/
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCbo-86gVVH3lviWNFoCLrCw


MYSPACE WHORE!!! feat. Maya Malice

Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!

I look so cute and pink!
I'm at your door I think
But this is not a standard love letter delivery!
I'm a greeting feline missionary

Hello Kitty has come to your front lawn!
We're here to tell you bout miracles that she has done
Like did you know she created all colors?
When she was born and destroyed the world on accident

We're sure to you that that sounds a bit violent
In your suburban 3 bedroom barbie house
With a dog and two and a half daughters
But we assure you! She's harmless when not ticked off

Hello Kitty will come to your front lawn!
She will compel you to look cute and do her bidding
Like us kittens, for we represent her
Thirst for expansion and rhinestoning all you love

Sing with us as we sing all her praises!
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

We have pamphlets if you are interested 
Please be interested
Your soul's style is at risk for damnation (That's right)
Really really real damnation 
Your color vision is thanks to Hello Kitty (Mhmm. that's true actually)
Thank her because they're so pretty
We have pamphlets if you are interested 
Please please please please
Please Please Please be interested 

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

Repeat after me kitties!
We are definitely, absolutely, and totally not a cult!
Hello Kitty and all related characters are copyright of Sanrio Incorporated, and the views expressed in this song are not those of Sanrio Incorporated or any other affiliated properties.
Sanrio Incorporated does not share the views of the Church of Latter-day Kitties, and they are not associated in any professional manor
Sanrio Incorporated's lawyers have sent a cease and desist to the Church in question, for infringement of copyrighted material not falling under the category of fair use

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

Scene Sixteen

Join my cult to Hello Kitty!

I think it's really cool
That you're 25
You drink, do drugs, smoke cigarettes
You're old enough to drive
You pick me up, take me out
Say you wanna make me shout
You say you wanna take a trip inside, but
I'm just sixteen (wai-wai-wai-wait, what?)
I'm just sixteen (oh my God, are you serious?)
I'm just sixteen (wait, that can't be true)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
You say you love my body
You think that I'm a hottie
You love the way I rock
Wanna beat me with your cock
When we're kissing at my mom's
Sometimes you try and feel my thong
But you know that it's wrong
I don't want your dirty talk 'cause
I'm just sixteen (wai-wai-wai-wait, what?)
I'm just sixteen (oh my God, are you serious?)
I'm just sixteen (wait, that can't be true)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
I'm just sixteen (ha-ha)
I'm just sixteen (fucker)
I'm just sixteen (you like that bitch?)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
I don't even have a license
I don't even have a license
I don't even have a license
I'm just sixteen (wai-wai-wai-wait, what?)
I'm just sixteen (oh my God, are you serious?)
I'm just sixteen (wait, that can't be true)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail
I'm just sixteen (ha-ha)
I'm just sixteen (fucker)
I'm just sixteen (you like that bitch?)
And if you try anything funny, you're gonna go to jail

Sixteen (Ayesha Erotica Cover)

Take pictures with me
And play me on your radio
The speakers thumping
The bass is getting real low

Your eyes are on me
It's a hypnotic kinda show
Take pictures of me
And play me on your radio

I turn heads not recognition but in interest
I am trendsetting but I put myself on Pinterest
Glamorous addiction to attention im delicate
But only from behind, to the front, you're irrelevant

Bold, brash, and flashy, I'm catching your eye
Cold cash and backstreets, in fast cars I drive
I know the owner so let me inside
I'm a celebrity let me inside 

Take pictures with me
And play me on your radio
The speakers thumping
The bass is getting real low

Your eyes are on me
It's a hypnotic kinda show
Take pictures of me
And play me on your radio

Desperate un-famous
You know you hate us!
Sickly and dying
Why are you trying?

Antidisestablishmentarianism
Eloquently reading I write and you listen
Hopelessly underground supernova star
Punching the clock all while raising the bar

Insomniac poet I write 'stead of sleeping
Anarchist maniacs scream 'stead of singing
And nothing will ever kill me on the top
Im in -vincible -vulnerable -visible Not

A pawn for you to play in your game
A cash cow hooker to pay for my fame

I make my own songs
I'm a self sufficient art farm
Churning out hits 
That will rot in the chart barn 

Honestly viewership means jack shit to me
The lucky few that hear my words they mean everything to me
I love you, but distance is the making of a popstar
Allergic to authentic, I'm synthetic, Roxie anti Hart

Take pictures with me
And play me on your radio
The speakers thumping
The bass is getting real low

Your eyes are on me
It's a hypnotic kinda show
Take pictures of me
And play me on your radio

Desperate un-famous
You know you hate us!
Sickly and dying
Why are you trying?

I'm a relic of the past
Living breathing in your hands
Dreadfully pretty and attached
To the old decrepit glam

If I were any older you'd know my name
I'd be your teenage dream myspace fame 
And you know how I crave that stage
So get out of my spotlight.

Take pictures with me
And play me on your radio
The speakers thumping
The bass is getting real low

Your eyes are on me
It's a hypnotic kinda show
Take pictures of me
And play me on your radio

Desperate un-famous
You know you hate us!
Sickly and dying
Why are you trying?

Desperate un-famous

Getting a license to leave where we are
And I'm standing outside of an non-carding bar
And I'm cold in the street but I'm hot for your card
Like the wind whistling like the boys from the yard

And it's almost 11; but I don't care
My sunglasses at night they block out all the stares
And you're watching along to my every move
I'm the girl from your math class without a curfew

Life in the fast line
Sipping on Champagne
Drive like were craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
In the left turn lane
Going like eighty
We can go craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
Just a bit dangerous
Live like we're famous
Burn like we're heinous
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
Life in the fast line
Sipping on Champagne
Drive like were craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)

My truck named Elvira
We drive from the fire
Like embers we're brighter
In our black than you in your pastels
Velvet seat liners
Dirty bed liners 
Runny eyeliner
Motel 6 is our oblique castle
We're cocaine royals
Blonde out of foils
We roll up to spoil
Cause rotten beauty starts to smell
Live monster high doll
Dead girl couture all
Jet set and bridal
Living life like stories not to tell

Life in the fast line
Sipping on Champagne
Drive like were craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
In the left turn lane
Going like eighty
We can go craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
Just a bit dangerous
Live like we're famous
Burn like we're heinous
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
Life in the fast line
Sipping on Champagne
Drive like were craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)

It's past 1am I'm starting to feel a breeze 
I can't feel my body and I've forgotten how to breathe
Give me a hit and I'll try to remain upright
Give me a drink cause I'm planning on upping all night

Life in the fast line
Sipping on Champagne
Drive like were craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
In the left turn lane
Going like eighty
We can go craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
Just a bit dangerous
Live like we're famous
Burn like we're heinous
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
Life in the fast line
Sipping on Champagne
Drive like were craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG) 

It's 3:34 and I'm completely numb to the breeze
I can't feel my body and I forgotten how to breathe
Give me a hand cause I fear I can't take anymore
Je suis désolé pour ma morte mais c'est fille morte couture

Life in the fast line
Sipping on Champagne
Drive like were craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
In the left turn lane
Going like eighty
We can go craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
Just a bit dangerous
Live like we're famous
Burn like we're heinous
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)
Life in the fast line
Sipping on Champagne
Drive like were craz-ay
(AND WE GON' DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG)

No Curfew

I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning scalding white
Don't you feel like you're ready to fly?
Old Hollywood Lightshow
I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning dying light
Don't you feel like you're ready to die?
Old Hollywood Lightshow 

Tell you what when you come by the bus
You're not ready to party with us 
Your scene-rat scene's been seen before
Shake your ass; it'll open the door

Welcome to the land of fame excess
Where pariahs cover the floor
Walk where you will while they offer a taste
Of success, make haste, 
To make it, pick up the pace

Everybody bleeds but the living's for us
Vampire lover you can drink all my blood
Shark food baby you smell like fresh meat
Metallic ink bounces off the beat

Sick beats
Beat sneaks
When you're rolling with me

Roll Green
Cash weed
Like Melissa Marie

I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning scalding white
Don't you feel like you're ready to fly?
Old Hollywood Lightshow
I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning dying light
Don't you feel like you're ready to die?
Old Hollywood Lightshow

The tempo sets you free, one one one 
Hot girls drink for free, no one one
Knows sincerity, nine one one
Some one come for me, no one one

No one's heard your plea
You begged so desperately
You wished that you were me
No one's listening

No one listen to a word that I say
We can dance, do shots, scare the horror away
And the DJs hot; you're a whore anyway
I'm dumb bubble pop, just ignore what I say, okay?

Sick beats
Beat sneaks
When you're rolling with me

Roll Green
Cash weed
Like Melissa Marie

I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning scalding white
Don't you feel like you're ready to fly?
Old Hollywood Lightshow
I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning dying light
Don't you feel like you're ready to die?
Old Hollywood Lightshow

This shit is pointless practice
Fuck shit up; poise-less, tactless
We are the experts at this
Follow us, we you're atlas

Sick beats (sick beats)
Beat sneaks (beat sneaks)
When you roll with me, When you roll with me!
Roll green (one and)
Cash weed (two three)
Like Melissa fucking Marie

I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning scalding white
Don't you feel like you're ready to fly?
Old Hollywood Lightshow
I I I-I-I I-I feel like a star in the sky
Flashing burning dying light
Don't you feel like you're ready to die?
Old Hollywood Lightshow

Sick beats
Beat sneaks
When you're rolling with me

Roll Green
Cash weed
Like Melissa Marie

Old Hollywood Lightshow (Like Melissa Marie)

Wake Up bitch, c'mon and get your ass out of bed
we're going out I found a show on the internet

It's some band who thinks they're punk, hope it's something good
Never heard of em but fuck it i want something to do

Do my hair and I can do your makeup too
I've got new leggings and my old ass favorite shoes
Put on some glitter and I'm sure they'll notice you
let's Get dressed and blow the roof off your Subaru

oh yeah and you're driving im already drunk

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

Holy shit look at the sky, what's the fuckin time?
Can't believe that that was good, now it's just midnight
But no one go, I know a place I can get us in
Just crowd like crazy and act like you're all my friends

HEY EVERYBODY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CLUB TONIGHT!
THE DJS FRIENDS ARE HERE SO WE GON DO IT ALL NIGHT
BE CAREFUL IF YOU DARE CAUSE CRAZY BITCHES WILL BITE
LET'S MAKE A RIOT OF THIS DANCEFLOOR SET THIS SHIT ALIGHT

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!
Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!


Well oh Well I think it's three Am Again
my makeups ruined and I look like im fucking dead
but for a corpse you know i look pretty fuckin good
lets keep going till we're six feet under foot

Lets go fucking out tonight!
Let's get fucked up tonight and I
Ain't going fucking home tonight!
We wake with neon lights tonight!

WAKEUPBITCH!!! (Album Version)

Ke$ha in the casa like it's 2009
You know we bitches don't get carded cause we're too damn divine
And like the Darling's dolled up I'm a doe for a dime
It's like fucking hunting season get your ass back in line 
We've got girls who like leashes and the beaches that rhyme
And we know where the freaks is and the party's online
Posting 7000 pictures of our shots with the lime
Pray to the Miss Aoki that I'm finding a ride

Cause I'm fucked up tonight
I'm fucked up tonight
I'm fucked up tonight
I'll down another cup in the back of club just keep em coming down

[Maya's verse]

Log on Myspace change my status
As I head out the door 
Like may I please have your attention
Everyone on the floor

Early morning into dusk
Poppin bottles smoking kush
The scene elite we’re glamorous 
BITCH YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE US

Yeah we rock that hot couture
Dance until your back is sore 
Po-po’s banging down the door
Girl you’re such a fucking (screams) 

Don’t you know the sitch man?
God its getting hard to stand
Better check your bitch man cause
MALICE IS THE SHIT MAN

Cause I'm fucked up tonight
I'm fucked up tonight
I'm fucked up tonight
I'll down another cup in the back of club just keep em coming down
[both]
Cause we're fucked up tonight
Let's get drunk tonight
Get crunked up tonight
We'll down another cup in back of the club cause we're VIPs were down

Speak up
It's loud
Girl speak up
It's loud
Girl get up
Right now
All hands up
Right now
Dance fucked up
Right now
Like piss drunk
Right now 
Dead crunked up
Right now
Fucking crunked up
Right now

We're wearing tiny things
Top of black skinny jeans
With the rhinestone bling 
Cause our heads are (fucked up!)

Going down on me
And your head's ringing 
From the leg ANCs
Cause my EP's (fucked up)

Like a hot zombie
You would never touch me
You would never want me 
Less you are (fucked up)

Freaks on the floor
Inhale all my spores
Like a poison you want more

I'm a psych thriller dream
And a nightmare fiend
I'm an unidentified
Alien thing

A queen on the scene 
Everybody look at me
I'm an unidentified
Body in the street

No flash photography
Let me rest in scene
Let me have another drink
Cause this stories (fucked up)

Like a hot zombie
You could never touch me
You would never want me 
Less you are (fucked up)

Fucked Up

Fucked Up! - feat. Maya Malice

Cheerleader, I've fucked the town
Check my page for a little dose of jailbait
Hardcore, I get 'em 'round
I'm screaming loud for a little bit of male hate

Underaged girls s-s-smoking in the bathroom
Underaged girls, think skinny, think pretty (Oh)
Underaged girls throwin' up in the bathroom
Oh, you wanna get with me
Oh, you wanna get with me

High school means shit, I'll run away
D-d-dying for the drugs and attention
I know I'm young but I can play
Please tell me what I'm missing in affection
I want the answers but I'll never listen to what you say
'Cause they're never gonna listen to me
I'm just underaged

No hope, I'll be 17 forever
Kiss kiss, suicide on my wishlist
Big city but I'm stuck in the house
Burn it down, I can make the people my bitch

Underaged girls s-s-smoking in the bathroom
Underaged girls, think skinny, think pretty (Oh)
Underaged girls throwin' up in the bathroom
Oh, you wanna get with me
Oh, you wanna get with me

High school means shit, I'll run away
D-d-dying for the drugs and attention
I know I'm young but I can play
Please tell me what I'm missing in affection
I want the answers but I'll never listen to what you say
'Cause they're never gonna listen to me
I'm just underaged

Underaged

High school means shit, I'll run away
D-d-dying for the drugs and attention
I know I'm young but I can play
Please tell me what I'm missing in affection
I want the answers but I'll never listen to what you say
'Cause they're never gonna listen to me
I'm just underaged
High school means shit, I'll run away
D-d-dying for the drugs and attention
I know I'm young but I can play
Please tell me what I'm missing in affection
I want the answers but I'll never listen to what you say
'Cause they're never gonna listen to me
I'm just underaged

Underage

Underage (Ayesha Erotica Cover)

If you want to know how
To fly high then go now
To the place where all the concubines
Meet and converse with them
Marvel at their pale skin
Wonder how they chew with their pointy

Teeth and hair are beauty
They know it's their duty
To be Countess in their hearts and their

Minds that have to whisper
See in them a sister
Look into their eyes and you'll be in

Transylvanian concubine
You know what flows there like wine


Original song written by Melora Creagor
Originally performed by Rasputina

Crunk's UnDead?

Transylvanian Concubine (Rasputina Cover) (Bonus Track)

Exercising hypnotising self relying girl
Welcome to the death defying ending of the world
Put on your dramatic face; give 'pocolypse a whirl
Can't wait for too much longer or there's to nothing live for
But I heard you wanted a little encore
Of our broken and dated performance, and so,
I personally invite you to take a little tour
Of dilapidated cites that we like to call our home

Welcome to the graveyard take a look around
We like our clothing rotting and we like the undead sound
Welcome to the graveyard take a look around
We like to shuffle closer and we sleep under the ground

Infested infected and radium girls
Who like bleaching their hair and bleeding from sores
And who host their own obsessions from the days of older wars
Where our skin was much less green and we knew what the skies were for
Glitter makes us prettier it's plastic and it shines
I swallow it in dilute doses just to spend the time
Who knows what rigor mortis has been doing to my mind?
As long as I look pretty fuck what happens when I die
Glitter makes us prettier it's plastic and it shines
I swallow it in dilute doses just to spend the time
Who knows what rigor mortis has been doing to my mind?
As long as I look pretty fuck what happens when I die

Welcome to the graveyard take a look around
We like our clothing rotting and we like the undead sound
Welcome to the graveyard take a look around
We like to shuffle closer and we sleep under the ground

Closer let us closer cause we're cornering you in
Don't you wanna be a doll rotting from within?
Looking at our melted eyes ain't for the faint of heart
Now dance with us come synchronize we're ready to restart
Closer let us closer cause we're cornering you in
Don't you wanna be a doll rotting from within?
Looking at our melted eyes ain't for the faint of heart
Now dance with us come synchronize we're ready to restart
Mesmerizing autolysizing sympathetic girl
Welcome to the death defying ending of the world
Sorry your mortality's vitality to us
But who needs neurons anyway we'll party till we're dust
Glitter makes us prettier it's plastic and it shines
I swallow it in dilute doses just to spend the time
Who knows what rigor mortis has been doing to my mind?
As long as I look pretty fuck what happens when I die

Welcome to the graveyard take a look around
(As long as I look pretty fuck what happens when i die)
We like our clothing rotting and we like the undead sound
(As long as I look pretty fuck what happens when i die)
Welcome to the graveyard take a look around
(As long as I look pretty fuck what happens when i die)
We like to shuffle closer and we sleep under the ground
(As long as I look pretty fuck what happens when i die)

Hot Zombie Girls In Your Area! (Bonus Track)

The parties dead
The parties gone
The parties passed out in its vomit in the lawn
See the photos?
See the trends?
All things colorful have come to an end
Take your clothes off
Rip to shreds
I refuse that scene is on it's death bed
Grab 4Loko
Get a grip
Take a shot cause I think you're gonna need it

We're haunting this whole place tonight
Where the scene kids rot and the dogs fight
If you listen we howl up toward the moon
We're party animals I'll try not to bite you
We're haunting this whole place tonight
It ain't much but we had it in our short life
Crunk's dead, crunk's gone but we're still here
I guess there's something left behind when we don't fear

Where's Melissa? Where's Se7en?
Where is Dot Dot Curve when you need them?
Where's the crunk? 808s?
Where is heaven when there isn't any myspace?
It's with Korra, and Kira, and Keila
It's with Maya and the mandate that you hear
It's the Roxxers who are kickin to Xtina
We're the freedom that instills a kind of fear

Don't you wish you had glamour like us?
Where were corpses, glittering with rust?
Picture this on your damned For You Page
Death comes cause we're too fabulous
Don't you wish you were more interesting?
Less of beige and blue color dust?
Pinterest me for your aesthetic webpage
Dark Dart, Dart Darling, look me up

We're haunting this whole place tonight
Where the scene kids rot and the dogs fight
If you listen we howl up toward the moon
We're party animals I'll try not to bite you
We're haunting this whole place tonight
It ain't much but we had it in our short life
Crunk's dead, crunk's gone but we're still here
I guess there's something left behind when we don't fear

This is cuntcore crunkcore
Scratching at your front door
We live like kings without paradise

This is fuck doll mess -core
Dead girl fucking couture
We fuck like it's going outta style

We're haunting this whole place tonight
Where the scene kids rot and the dogs fight
If you listen we howl up toward the moon
We're party animals I'll try not to bite you
We're haunting this whole place tonight
It ain't much but we had it in our short life
Crunk's dead, crunk's gone but we're still here
I guess there's something left behind when we don't fear
ABOUT THIS TRACK

Fun fact, this was a track that I scrapped from Scene Sixteen because I couldn't think of any lyrics.
CREDITS

My Friend Max gets a writing credit on this because he was the one to think of "cuntcore". Here's to you Maxwell.

Creators Mentioned (In order):
Korra Rain: https://on.soundcloud.com/mfQcY
Kirā キラー : https://on.soundcloud.com/tSv8n
xX_KeilaKreepz_Xx: https://on.soundcloud.com/JU4Nr
Maya Malice: https://on.soundcloud.com/YN4cZ
Candi Roxx: https://on.soundcloud.com/sgoj6

Please go listen to all of these wonderful musicians keeping the scene alive online!!!!

Okay Fine, Maybe Crunk's a Little Dead

hiii it's Dart Darling
uh im like super busy now cause I'm dead or whatever
leave a message after the beep

Uprooting upheaving the rot rot
Cause were all dolled up and we're hot hot
We're DOA in a Mercedes-Benz
We're a landfill barbie, biohazard kens
It's the lastest craze on the boulevard
You walk up to the cliffs and jump right off
Reanimations just titillating
And I know you love these titties ladies

We smell like viva, tequila, formaldehyde
We like makeup and shopping and suicide
Cheerleader eater in the back of a hearse ride
Put your hands up for the Dead Girl party life
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN

We decked out in couture -ture
And we know how you always want more more
I heard from a birdy living under your skin
About the way that you watch and you're dreaming of sin
I've got something of a calling from a higher power
To make whores from the tops of radio towers
And if you're hearing this my signal's reached to you
Cause I want you to dance like the way I do

Put your tits to the front and your ass to the back
Your provocation is a two front attack
You get lost in the music till you're all but gone
And you never come back, you're dumb by dawn
I know that you wish that you were like me
So cmon babe join my horde, my zombies
The party don't start till we walk in
So you better stay close if you wanna get in

We smell like viva, tequila, formaldehyde
We like makeup and shopping and suicide
Cheerleader eater in the back of a hearse ride
Put your hands up for the Dead Girl party life
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN

dead girls have more fun
dead girls have more fun
(laughter)
it's gotta be something like that, hold on...
WE DON'T WANNA THINK WE WANNA TRASH THIS BITCH
AND WE DON'T WANNA TALK YOU CAN SUCK THIS DICK
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WE GIVE CRUNKCORE SNOBS
SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT AND POLISH FOR THEIR KNOBS
ART IS DEAD AND IM THE ONE WHO KILLED HER
FOR MARKETING PURPOSES I HIT HER WITH MY CAR
WE DON'T WANNA THINK WE WANNA TRASH THIS BITCH
AND WE DON'T WANNA TALK YOU CAN SUCK THIS DICK
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WE GIVE CRUNKCORE SNOBS
SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT AND POLISH FOR THEIR KNOBS
ART IS DEAD AND IM THE ONE WHO KILLED HER
FOR MARKETING PURPOSES I HIT HER WITH MY CAR
ART IS DEAD AND IM THE ONE WHO KILLED HER
ART IS DEAD AND DARLING FUCKING KILLED HER

We smell like viva, tequila, formaldehyde
We like makeup and shopping and suicide
Cheerleader eater in the back of a hearse ride
Put your hands up for the Dead Girl party life
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN
DEAD GIRLS HAVE MORE FUN

Dead Girls Have More Fun

Dart's here to bring you online
I've got salt and tequila and ice for your lime
Big hair big Shoes and tight jeans
I'm the scene rat queen of your drunken daydreams
Get down on me like that freaky shit you know I like
Of course I'm fucking into that bitch this is showbiz
I'm here to fuck, get drunk, get crunk, and own it

Drink!
One shot this time!
Drink!
Two shots this time!
Dance!
Try not to die
Put your hands on my hips
And let's go for a ride!
Let's freaky while we're getting crunk
We're drunk tonight
Drink!
Three shots this time!
Dance until you hit the floor
Drink!
One shot this time!
Drink!
Two shots this time!
Dance!
Try not to die
[A-L-C-O] Lust and liquor feelin high
Let's get crazy while we're getting crunk
Turn out the lights
Drink!
Three shots this time!
Dance until you beg for more (WOO)

Defibrillate, calibrate, are you okay?
Just a little electric, or how you say,
Oui, Je suis mort en 2004
Left a captive audience who adore
All the crazy ass shit that the scene queens do
There had to be somebody to be instead of you
So here I am baby, lick it up
That's what I said to your girl in my pickup truck

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

Drink!
One shot this time!
Drink!
Two shots this time!
Dance!
Try not to die
Put your hands on my hips
And let's go for a ride!
Let's freaky while we're getting crunk
We're drunk tonight
Drink!
Three shots this time!
Dance until you hit the floor
Drink!
One shot this time!
Drink!
Two shots this time!
Dance!
Try not to die
[A-L-C-O] Wait that's not mine
Let's get crazy while we're getting crunk
Turn out the lights
Drink!
Three shots this time!
Dance until you beg for more

I know everybody here by the same name
The same hair and clothes and the fake fame
We're all reliving but we can't live
We're all window shopping and we can't give
What's the point of it all if it's been done before
I don't wanna be a doll or a face or the same whore
Everything I do is derivative, referential so apologies if I come off sad or existential
My life's work here is an attempt at authentic
Pathetic but I think I deserve a little credit
Am I alive? Are you alive?
Right who are you?
That's the point of it all, reflecting back to you
A-L-C-O-H-O-L I see it back to you
I put the Star is Czarina and the Cat in Catatonic
Ignore the message just crank the bass bitch I'm on it

Snippets from Alcohol by The Millionaires

Drink Drink Dance! (Do Not Die)

Dart Darling back at it again with the dead girl schtick

We'll be young and stupid forever
We'll be dumb cause it's fun for forever
Here in hell parties don't freeze over
Can't help thinking (I Wish We Were Older)

Cracks break out but the feelings mutual
Breaking down after years stuck in neutral
What am I saying?
This is paradise
Drinks are free cause money don't run afterlives
Meet the band cause we're not unusual
Just been rotting since pre-MJs funeral
Take my hand, not too tight, cause the waters fine
You'll float too if you believe in harmless lies

Cause here in hell I'll be seventeen forever
We'll be drinking till we can't read a letter
We can party and they ain't gonna stop us
Can't be thinking with no brains, try and stop us
We'll be young and stupid forever
We'll be dumb cause it's fun for forever
Here in hell parties don't freeze over
Can't help thinking (I Wish We Were Older)

Step to the plate in your favorite funeral shoes
Show your love with lilies, black and blue
Look around see the way that we come alive
Aren't you proud of mistakes that you try to hide?

Meet the band cause Darling we're so cute
Evens out the looks that feel so cruel
How are you doing?
Have we done too much?
That's how I know that you aren't one of us

Strike that chord and paint it black
Can't wait till the vulture birds attack
We went for 10 good fucking years
I hope you missed us baby
(Scream at me and)
We wrote this song for you
Like that makes any difference
(Scream at me)
Hurt me kiss me tease me
Better yet just scream at me and say (Scream at me and say)

Cause here in hell I'll be seventeen forever
We'll be drinking till we can't read a letter
We can party and they ain't gonna stop us
Can't be thinking with no brains, try and stop us
We'll be young and stupid forever
We'll be dumb cause it's fun for forever
Here in hell parties don't freeze over
Can't help thinking (I Wish We Were Older)

Original song by Metro Station
Remix and new lyrics by Xx-Dart-Darling-xX <3

Wish We Were Older

Happy Friday the 13th and Happy Halloween!

(Don't touch him! Touch him and I kill you)
(You can't kill me; I'm not alive)

There is a theory bout
Where we go when we die
That the Catholics pedal
With the spirits in the sky
But I think hot girls;
We never really die
Through our processes our consciousness will be online
Hot Girls Never Die
Dead Girls Online
Can't kill me; im not alive
Hot Girls Never Die 

Part of the synthesizer lives in my head
Where the speakers out the graveyard stay raising the dead
"Dart Darling! Crunk's UnDead?"
Bet you never heard of her
Bet you'll never be like them

I am part of the machine that makes you move your feet
I am each and every one of you beholden to the queen
I am the queen
I am the hive minding shuffling
To what we can't observe
For what we are uncovering (I'm whatever you want me to be)

There is a theory about 
Where we go went we die
That there's mockery of
Sins like lust and greed and pride
What would I know? 
I'm just a party girl
I wanna see it when I'm uploaded outside the world
Hot Girls Never Die
Dead Girls Online
Can't kill me; im not alive
Hot Girls Never Die 

Sex Doll
Sensual
It's all Pre-textual
Tell me that you want me babe
Dystopia's so sexual
It's high conceptual
Capitulate susceptible 
Immobilized and silicone
It's anti-intellectual

Buy me trade me sell me use me
Be the thing that you wish you'd be
I can't stand it when you to-ou-o-ouch me
There's errors in my head
You carry me to bed
You cannot kill me if I'm already dead

There is a theory about 
Where we go when we die
That its clean and pure and
Expulsive and deathly white
Modern architecture seems to it pretty well
Think I'm living in a digital teenage hell
Hot Girls Never Die
Dead Girls Online
Can't kill me; im not alive
Hot Girls Never Die 

Just a machine-ine-ine-ine

(01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01001101 01000101)
(Zero One Triple zero One One Oh
Zero One Zero One Zero One Zero One
Zero One Triple zero zero One Oh
One oh Zero One Zero One oh
Oh Zero Oh oh One One Zero One
Oh One Triple Zero One Zero One)

SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKIN HEAD
KILL ME KISS ME FUCK ME DEAD
ROTTING BREATHING HEART MACHINE
I AM WHAT REMAINS UNSEEN
SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKIN HEAD
KILL ME KISS ME FUCK ME DEAD
I see fucked up little dreams
I see things that no one else sees

What do you think happens when we die?
(I THINK WE DECOMPOSE I THINK OUR MAMAS CRY)
Wh-wh-what do you see behind our plastic eyes?
(I THINK I SEE THE SUN I WISH THAT I COULD CRY)

Hot Girls Never Die (There is a theory bout where we go when we die)
Dead Girls Online
Can't kill me; im not alive (There is a theory bout where we go when we die)
Hot Girls Never Die 

(Oops! I think your saved game is corrupted. Just kidding!)

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Sampled voice credits (In order):
Ben Lambert
Bryan Dechart
Barbara Weber-Scaff

You can't kill me, I'm not alive

Originally by Ayesha Erotica,
This is a fully rebuild track by me
Someone asked for the track so I post it :P

Underage (Instrumental) (Ayesha Erotica Cover)

Lipgloss and Isopods
Nasty filthy fucking hot
I think you smelled me coming 
But I turned your head, I got
Attention 
Not to mention
My third dimension
Sinew shines from every angle cause I'm
Mangled
The arts been tangled 
Knots of flesh and blood eau du toilette 
President im head exec
When I leave you stumble
I'm the girl you fumble
I'm hot, it earns respect
I'm the worst thing you've ever met

I guess I don't have to get poetic with my lyrics
Cause when I put in effort y'all don't even wanna hear it
I'm writing this tonight and I'll post it by the morning
It's meaningless it's effortless its empty and it's boring
I just put my pretty damn face on the cover
I post shit so on the comments I can hover
Fuck this bullshit I'll delete it in the morning
Its embarrassing, invasive, its sexy it's alluring

(It's disgusting
I'm making you cry
With the way that I am
And how pretty i died
I was a bombshell
What a waste of an ass
To sit in a coffin
Far under the grass)
I
I want you to hear me why
When I say it's okay I know that I lie
But I can't stop my
Selfish little plot lines
Tangling themselves 


You wanna be sexy too?
You can but leave me out of it
What part about this song is screaming
I'm a role model to fit?
I just wanna rot while 
You're watching me bleed
I just wanna captivate
I just wanna sing
It's much too late for singing but it's too early to die
So I'm up on this microphone
I hope you hear me cry
I heard you think that's sexy 
And the comments never lie
I hope that you're still streaming this
I hope in fame I never die

Filthy grimey digital blonde
I'm the girl you think you want
Thank you for playing and please try again
Back in '04 when she died, what they said was-


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Partial Writing Credit to my friend who legitimately thought an Ayesha Erotica song said "Lipgloss and Isopods" for longer than a week.

Filthy Grimey Digital Bombshell

4 Covers. It's called Barely Covered cause it's covers and on the cover I'm like. You know.


Ho my god
She is such a slut

What a slut
What a slut

S-L-U-T, slut. S-L-U-T, slut

Everywhere she goes, she’s in skanky-ass clothes
Everybody knows she’s a slut
That ho ain’t got no class
All the guys just want some ass
They don’t even have to ask, ‘cause she’s a slut
Look at how she moves her body, so promiscuous and naughty
She’s a slut. She’s a slut
She keeps acting like a tramp
I guess she doesn’t give a damn, ‘cause she’s a slut
She’s a slut

S-L-U-T, S-L-U-T. Why does she have to be such an S-L-U-T?
S-L-U-T, slut. She’s a slut
S-L-U-T, slut. She’s a slut

She’s actin’ like she’s all, but she’s just a booty call
Some plastic blow-up doll. What a slut!
She’s a slut
You better stop her while you can
I saw her rubbin’ on your man
You need to break that bitch’s hand, ‘cause she’s a slut
(That's what's up!)

Look at how she moves her body, so promiscuous and naughty
She’s a slut. She’s a slut
She keeps acting like a tramp. I guess she doesn’t give a damn, ‘cause she’s a slut
She’s a slut
S-L-U-T, S-L-U-T. Why does she have to be such an S-L-U-T?
S-L-U-T, slut. She’s a slut
S-L-U-T, slut. She’s a slut

S-L-U-T, S-L-U-T, S-L-U-T. Slut. She’s a slut
What would you do if I acted like that? Acted like that? Acted like that?
What would you think if I dressed like her? Dressed like her? Dressed like her?
What would you say if I talked like this? Talked like this? Talked like this?

S-L-U-T, slut. What a slut!
(What a fucking whore)

Look at how she moves her body, so promiscuous and naughty
She’s a slut. She’s a slut (S-L-U-T slut)
She keeps acting like a tramp. I guess she doesn’t give a damn, ‘cause she’s a slut
She’s a slut

Look at how she moves her body, so promiscuous and naughty
She’s a slut. She’s a slut (S-L-U-T slut)
She keeps acting like a tramp. I guess she doesn’t give a damn, ‘cause she’s a slut
She’s a slut

That's whats up!

Her hair looks like shit

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Originally Performed By Scotty Vanity 

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Barely Covered

Slut (Scotty Vanity Cover)

4 Covers. It's called Barely Covered cause it's covers and on the cover I'm like. You know.

Spin a dice and it's Vegas rigged
A glass full of conobine
You're off your head, you take a
A blood shot without the boom
Another hit of toxin closer to exhume

I'm feelin' lips
I'm feelin' cherry
I'm feelin' juicy
Juicy

You look so pretty with your diamonds and your designer Botox
You'll have to put something special in that little red box

Got no cards, but still got your hand
Her snake eyes are castin'
A diamond disdain and now you
Got no sleeves, wishin' you could cheat
Try to run away when you ain't got feet

I'm feelin' lips
I'm feelin' cherry
I'm feelin' ripe
I'm feelin', lickin', suckin', fuckin'
I'm feelin' juicy
Juicy
Juicy
Juicy

Razor, ruin, rust, restrain
Mutilate your body, but don't touch your name
Rancour, ruin, wrath, erase
Better lose an eye than lose your face

One more black line will ease that limb away
Mind-destroying angel made your judgment sway
Exsanguination left you insane
But it's hard to use an axe when you ain't got hands

I'm feelin' lips
I'm feelin' cherry
I'm feelin' ripe
I'm feelin', lickin', suckin', fuckin'
I'm feelin' juicy
Juicy
Juicy
Juicy


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Originally Performed By Angelspit
Written By Amelia Natalie Tan, Karl Thomas Learmont

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Juicy (Angelspit Cover)

4 Covers. It's called Barely Covered cause it's covers and on the cover I'm like. You know.

Hey you, hey you
Devil's little sister
Listening to your
Twisted transistor

Hold it between your legs
Turn it up, turn it up
The wind is coming through
Can't get enough

A lonely life
Where no one understands you
But don't give up
Because the music do
Music do, music do
(Do) (Do) (Because the-)
Music do, music do
(Do) (Do) 

Because the music do
And then it's reaching
Inside you
Forever preaching
Fuck you too
Your scream's a whisper
Hang on you
Twisted transistor

Hey you, hey you
Finally, you get it
The world ain't fair
Eat you if you let it

And as your tears fall on
Your breasts, your dress
Vibrations coming through
You're in a mess

A lonely life
Where no one understands you
But don't give up
Because the music do
Music do, music do
(Do) (Do) (Because the-)
Music do, music do
(Do) (Do) 

Because the music do
And then it's reaching
Inside you
Forever preaching
Fuck you too
Your scream's a whisper
Hang on you
Twisted transistor

Na na nana na na
Music do, music do
Na na nana na na
Music do, music do
Na na nana na na
Music do, music do
Na na nana na na

Hey you, hey you
This won't hurt a bit
(This won't hurt a bit, this won't hurt)
Says who, says who
Anesthetize this bitch
(Anesthetize this bitch, anesthetize)
Just let me be
Between you and me, don't fit

Music do
And then it's reaching
Inside you
Forever preaching
Fuck you too
Your scream's a whisper
Hang on you
Twisted transistor

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Originally Performed by Korn
Originally Written by Reginald Arvizu, Jonathan Howsman Davis, James Christian Shaffer, David Randall Silveria, Graham Edwards, Scott Spock, Lauren Christy

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Twisted Transistor (Korn Cover)

4 Covers. It's called Barely Covered cause it's covers and on the cover I'm like. You know.

Momma killed the baby, now the daddy was in town
Drove up in his pick-up truck and buried her underground
The rebel force will save me, pink panties on the ground
What they said was so unreal, I guess it was profound

When they said, "Everybody? Anybody?"
"Somebody? Nobody!"

Mister Anti-Everything, Atari stick in hand
Bashed me on the forehead so I could understand
He smeared his face with lipstick
And yelled and screamed real loud
Point in my direction and rubbed semen on the crowd

When he said, "Everybody? Anybody?"
"Somebody? Nobody!"

Everyone needs a hero, nobody needs a star
Will you still adore me when I've gone way too far?
The rebel force will save me, they grab my little hand
Threw me in the pick-up truck 'cause I don't understand


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Originally Performed By Jack Off Jill 
Written by D. Reno and A.j. Russo

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Confederate Fag (Jack Off Jill Cover)

My Christmas gift to myself this year is not forcing myself to crank out an album for my 18th birthday when it isn't ready. In the meanwhile, here is my Christmas gift to you.

Lyrics:
Hark how the bells,
sweet silver bells,
all seem to say,
throw cares away

Christmas is here,
bringing good cheer,
to young and old,
meek and the bold.

Ding dong ding dong
that is their song
with joyful ring
all caroling.

One seems to hear
words of good cheer
from everywhere
filling the air.

Oh how they pound,
raising the sound,
o’er hill and dale,
telling their tale.

Gaily they ring
while people sing
songs of good cheer,
Christmas is here.
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas,
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas.

Hark how the bells,
sweet silver bells,
all seem to say,
throw cares away



Originally Written by Mykola Leontovych 
Lyrics by Peter J. Wilhousky
Arrangement by Dart Darling


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Carol of The Bells

A little single ration, to satisfy your hunger


Another dime Another Day
Another Scene Queen
But I'm always right here
Don't you see me?
Did you blackout? You remember?
RIP YOUR HEART OUT! DISMEMBER
Did you blackout? You remember?
CUT THE BITCH UP! DISMEMBER 
Delirious we're dying from the inside
Get a snap of us, we're only here for tonight!
We're a one night show in your city
I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD
SCREAMING OFF WITH HER HEAD
SCREAMING OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!

I'm a zombie
I go crazy
It's a rager cause my vision's hazy
Call a doctor
I'm too lazy 
I'm bored again with this come trade me
Make an allusion to the nearest disaster
You say too much with your voice make it flatter
You gotta keep the hype up you've got to release
And Dart no one likes it when you get up and preach
We drive so fast that cute is the new deceased
I wanna get into my car and crash into a tree
I wanna hang myself so damn creatively
That I inspire the workers cleaning up scene
I wanna invite them to write and to think
Is my viscera worth its weight in ink?
I wanna be in a graph in USA today
Would you even remember it by Friday?

Another dime Another Day
Another Scene Queen
But I'm always right here
Don't you see me?
Did you blackout? You remember?
RIP YOUR HEART OUT! DISMEMBER
Did you blackout? You remember?
CUT THE BITCH UP! DISMEMBER 
Delirious we're dying from the inside
Get a snap of us, we're only here for tonight!
We're a one night show in your city
I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD
SCREAMING OFF WITH HER HEAD
SCREAMING OFF WITH HER HEAD!

(Im Back, I'm Better and I'm Deader Than Ever
Im Back, I'm Better and I'm Deader Than Ever
Im Back, I'm Better and I'm Deader Than Ever
Im Back, I'm Better and I'm Deader Than Ever)

(15 Seconds and I can't even blink
15 Seconds I've forgotten to breathe 
I do 15 seconds and throw up in the sink
That's 15 seconds I could use it to scream
But I won't though
That's the problem here on display
How we pay with our lives so we don't have to pay
And I think it's fucked up I don't know what to say
So I just press play
I said)

(Ad Infinitum, Ad Infinitum)

You think you're something different 
You think you're something new
Trust me it's cyclical 
It's fanblades spinning in your room
Not to be cynical
But I don't it's clinical 
I think it's pretty human 
How we're rotting grieving to our doom
I made this tomb I lie in
I know that you did too
You made it trendy with the vines
You made it extra cute
We live in mausoleums
Full of wealthy status cues
One more subdivision
Makes the rhythm 
For inaptitude
The best among us will amount to nothing more than someone
I guess that's all anyone can ever really say
Someone with dreams they fulfill, someone done with running
Will it be you? Are you content to bleach and fade away?



Another dime Another Day
Another Scene Queen
But I'm always right here
Don't you see me?
Did you blackout? You remember?
RIP YOUR HEART OUT! DISMEMBER
Did you blackout? You remember?
CUT THE BITCH UP! DISMEMBER 
Delirious we're dying from the inside
Get a snap of us, we're only here for tonight!
We're a one night show in your city
I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD
SCREAMING OFF WITH HER HEAD
SCREAMING OFF WITH HER HEAD!


Apocalypse Pop

Back, Better, & Deader Than Ever

for the end times <3

On a hand held radio 
Pre-disease borne hits super viral play 
It's like a piece of art
It's an asylum stay 
In a pack formed for survival
Never get my fix never get no say
But we've bigger fish to fry and we're on the line
We've gotta get away

There's nothing left here
For the rest of us
Only wasteland and desecrated, kicked up, rough
We're like diamonds
Glitter edges cut
They try to keep us down with hands and metal cuffs

(25)
In the digital wasteland 
There's no time for the blah of the boring today
It's just talk of machines as they perambulate and walk about their day
Their machinations are by design and worn with pride
And taken on the chin
They ignore the rancour, and all the rust sores
Like they can't smell the decay within
We rendezvous in the desert plains 
Around rotted cell towers dressed in fame
When we emerge from shelter we remember names
We had left behind with the latest plague
Like a modern dust bowl it obscures the air
While clogging airways and disturbing heirs
We're left in the wake, shaken unaware
Like scavengers, survivors living lives of dare

Cause I'm an optimist,
I call this a place of dreams
Maybe it's just the heat

Heat and pressure make diamonds
Just as they make rhinestones
They say beauty is cheap

There's nothing left here
For the rest of us
Only wasteland and desecrated, kicked up, rough
We're like diamonds
Glitter edges cut
They try to keep us down with hands and metal cuffs

You gotta fight for this
If you really care
Raise up rebel hell
Raise a blaspheme prayer
If they won't fucking help you they're not on your side
Start a riot, throw a punch or get in line

Attention everybody; all stay calm
It's written everywhere on flatscreen walls
It's been there thousands of days, too long
Getting restless here, waiting hours for the bomb

There's nothing left here
For the rest of us
Would it ever be enough?

There's nothing left here
For the rest of us
Only wasteland and desecrated, kicked up, rough
We're like diamonds
Glitter edges cut
They try to keep us down with hands and metal cuffs
There's nothing left here
For the rest of us
Only wasteland and desecrated, kicked up, rough
We're like diamonds
Glitter edges cut
They try to keep us down with hands and metal cuffs

Chronic Wastelanding Disease

for the end times <3

Wireframes, pixel art, rendering virtual hearts
3D, Data Leak, running till the engines stop
Binary slop, photoshop, feel the corruption
Mainframe, Blockchain, meaningless and laughing stock
Copy paste, still the same, Ctrl-alt-del me not
Fed by the cords I absorbed what the web forgot

Overload; Automatic
System's hot- Feel the Static


Overload; Automatic
System's hot- Feel the Static
Overload; Automatic
C'mon don't be so dramatic! 

Fuck it up cause the party's starting
Pucker up cause the name is Darling
Feel the ping when you go to tango
Go insane, fry your brain, till the banging stops
Rewrite it
Rewrite it
Rewrite it
Overwrite it
Rewrite it
Rewrite it
Rewrite it
Overwrite it 
Feel the digital romance angle
Speak inane, kill your brain, till your lungs'll stop

Wires that connect that which cannot be plugged into
Override the firmware to hook up me and you
Liars and deceivers send out armies of robots
And I aware of the plot tear them for parts

Overload; Automatic
System's hot- Feel the Static
Overload; Automatic 
System's hot- Feel the Static
Overload; Automatic
System's hot- Feel the Static
Overload; Automatic
C'mon don't be so dramatic! 

Fuck it up cause the party's starting
Pucker up cause the name is Darling
Feel the ping when you go to tango
Go insane, fry your brain, till the banging stops
Rewrite it
Rewrite it
Rewrite it
Overwrite it
Rewrite it
Rewrite it
Rewrite it
Overwrite it

Overload; Automatic
System's hot- Feel the Static
Overload; Automatic
System's hot- Feel the Static
Overload; Automatic
System's hot- Feel the Static
Overload; Automatic
C'mon don't be so dramatic! 

Burn out with me at the Hydrogen Bar
Codeine, Glue, and You, I still bleed Vera Blue
For you, Latex & Pyromance, Jesus Christ Porno Star
Your Chemical Halo, Electric Molecular

Fuck it up cause the party's starting
Pucker up cause the name is Darling
Feel the ping when you go to tango
Go insane, fry your brain, till the banging stops

System Catastrophe 
Failure in my heart
Valve misalignment
And rate off the line charts
Rip out my RAM 
Kill the switch and all abort
Corrosive adhesive
And sodder off main ports

т3cнn064вь13

for the end times <3

Caution signs abundant
Seems redundant tryna get lost
My hair is cherry
For the post-venom brain fog
I make it easy 
You should see me and see lost cause
Instead your driving ahead 
Like you don't care about your car
Burnt diesel perfume comes from life on the road
Pretty stranger wants to skip over my pot holes 

I wanna let you
I WANNA LET YOU
But I can't let you in 
BUT I CAN'T LET YOU IN
What if we collide
WHAT IF WE CRASH OUR CARS
So I can feel your skin?

Speed up!
Baby turn the heat up 
Don't you wanna meet up?
Gonna keep going till your heart stops

Maya:
Always so contentious, not to mention its just not fair
Don’t be so pretentious, if you want it let me take you there 
Did I stutter? Burning rubber like this shits a race
Throw it in a tailspin just to see the look on your 

Face! Shock, hurry it up!
Its just the curb, don’t worry love
Rumble strip, let’s tear it up
Come on baby let’s have some fun
Hand in mine as you give me the keys
Let’s push that brand new warranty 
Living fast and living free
In the drivers seat just you and me
Hit the gas and skip the talk
Take the ride or stay and walk? 
Come get it bitch, we’re gonna rock
Now reach your hand into my glove box

Speed up!
Baby turn the heat up 
Don't you wanna meet up?
Gonna keep going till my heart stops
Tired of feeling so keyed up
Baby throw your drinks up
Gotta keep running till I get lost

I wanna crash this thing into a brick wall
I wanna rev this fling until your ex calls
Want you to do that thing signs say don't do 
And for you, listening, yeah, I'll listen to you
Am I not speaking aloud?
Do I just talk to myself?
This tension's bad for my head
This heart is bad for my health
I'm gonna sing you a song
Cause baby you ought to know
You gotta take these keys
We're going way too slow
(I'm gonna sing you a song
Cause baby you ought to know)
I want you bad 
I want you fast
I want you way down low
(I wanna scream these notes!)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Maya Malice
https://soundcloud.com/mayamalice

makeout/burnout/crashout

for the end times <3

1st Verse :
20 years ago there was a melt down
Somethin radioactive must've burnt down
But the waves it started made us sickly
And now we've grown up hot into some sick freaks,

Pre Chorus:
In here we're never alone again
We move as one with touching hands
We're high as skies we're broken too
We play for us we sing for you
In here we're never alone again
We move as one with touching hands
We're high as skies we're broken too
We play for us we sing for you

Chorus:
Dance, Kid!
It's the end of the world
With fucked up hair and miniskirts!
Tear it down
We're partying oblivion
Darling we're one in a million!

Verse 2
It's statistically improbable we'd meet here

It says something that buried oh so near

Pre Chorus:
In here we're never alone again
We move as one with touching hands
We're high as skies we're broken too
We play for us we sing for you

Chorus:
Dance, Kid!
It's the end of the world
With fucked up hair and miniskirts!
Tear it down
We're partying oblivion
Darling we're one in a million!
Dance, Bitch!
It's the end of the world
With glitter spritz and eyeliner!
Tear it down
We're partying warzone
If I ever wake up i guess I'll walk home

Chorus:
Dance, Kid!
It's the end of the world
With fucked up hair and miniskirts!
Tear it down
We're partying oblivion
Darling we're one in a million!
Dance, Bitch!
It's the end of the world
With glitter spritz and eyeliner!
Tear it down
We're partying warzone
If I ever wake up i guess I'll walk home

1ina1000000<3

for the end times <3

Let's do each other's hair
(That's Hot)
Let's pretend we're millionaires
(That's not...)
I mean like "The Millionaires"
(That's Hot)
Let's do it all night

Let's sneak into the club
(That's Hot)
Put the bullets 'fore the gun
(That's not...)
I just mean lets have some fun
(That's like...)
Like I'm feeling just so right

Welcome to the worst party you've been-
Two speakers and nobody's drinking 
Crank it up play music that doesn't suck
Sober as stone, wanna throw up

Welcome to the worst party you've ever been-
Two speakers playing Pretty by The Weeknd
I wanna dance but nobodies getting up
I'm so glad that I wasted a weekend

Don't you hear that generic bassline?
To these poor fucks that's rager time
The emos think that no one understands
But I feel I do in this "underground" grand stand
Life is a costume orgy
And I showed up bare in the face
(That's Kafka!)
Life is a madrigal (What?)
And I showed up with the bass

Let's try on each other's clothes
(That's Hot)
Let's write lyrics in a prose
(That's not...)
I mean write it like we're hoes,
(That's Hot)
Let's do it all night

Let's sneak into the club
(That's Hot)
Put the bullets 'fore the gun
(That's not...)
I just mean lets have some fun
(That's like...)
Like I'm feeling so right
(These hoes are killing my buzz!)

Welcome to the worst party you've been-
Two speakers and nobody's drinking 
Crank it up play music that doesn't suck
Sober as stone, wanna throw up

Welcome to the worst party you've ever been-
Two speakers playing Pretty by The Weeknd
I wanna dance but nobodies getting up
I'm so glad that I wasted a weekend

hoes r killing my buzz

for the end times <3

The story starts with a little delusion
I'm in a city somewhere, light diffusion
Between auditions and shows I'm using
Up my favors from your favorite illusions
Picture me on camera so gorgeous 
And the stars beckon me to come "join us"
It's all infectious in air, it's glorious 
But it's whispers in the air, not for us

Then I stop, take a look around
Realize I barely touch the ground
I think I'm caught up in the dalliance 
And I don't even know how to dance

Oh oh oh
Oh oh woah
I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy
Oh Oh Oh 
Oh oh woah 
I wanna feel like I can do this maybe
Something ahead of me
I'm heading for the screens
I wanna hear you scream
Like you give a damn
Something inside of me
Says this makes me complete 
Yeah I just wanna sing
I don't care 

Do you know why I drink?
Cause it's a money sink
And it's a waste dreams 
Some thing to do with these!
I make them in excess
Exorbitantly success-
Full of stuff you'll never see
And I don't care

Then I stop, take a look around
Realize I barely touch the ground
I think I'm caught up in the dalliance 
And I don't even know how to dance

Oh oh oh
Oh oh woah
I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy
Oh Oh Oh 
Oh oh woah 
I wanna feel like I can do this maybe
Something ahead of me
I'm heading for the screens
I wanna hear you scream
Like you give a damn
Something inside of me
Says this makes me complete 
Yeah I just wanna sing
I don't care 

There's a million other girls trying to make it
Do I really have the guts to take it?
I feel like everyone here plays pretend 
And I'm waiting for that final curtain
There's a million other girls trying to make it
Do I really have the guts to take it?
All I know is I can attempt 
Maybe one day you'll see me like them

Oh oh oh
Oh oh woah
I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy
Oh Oh Oh 
Oh oh woah 
I wanna feel like I can do this maybe
Something ahead of me
I'm heading for the screens
I wanna hear you scream
Like you give a damn
Something inside of me
Says this makes me complete 
Yeah I just wanna sing
I don't care

Tomorrow, Gal

for the end times <3

Xx-Mack-xXx-Macabre-xX
Prechorus:
It's like the end of times
It was the end of the line
I fell in lust with a girl we were on line
I check Instagram
And I just don't understand 
How someone rots away in the limelight

Xx-Dart-Darling-xX
Chorus:
And that's All She Wrote
Thats all she wrote
Crying crazy as she crashed through a window
That's all she wrote
All that she wrote
I see ghosts in the mirror and I see my own

Slutmachineee
2nd Verse:
Down down in Hollywood boulevard 
I wanna make you famous girl I could make you a star 
And little doll you can trust me so just let down your guard 
You won't fall
You won't fall tonight

Your assurances are falling onto deaf ears
Anybody at all, get me outta here

I wanna make you and break you and tear you down
Down
Down
Down

Xx-Dart-Darling-xX
Prechorus:
It was the best of times
We weren't the best at rhymes
But we sold anyway
[Insert 4th line]
But I'm feeling the fall
Like it comes for us all
I think I'm rotting away in your limelight 

2nd Chorus:
And that's All She Wrote
Thats all she wrote
Crying crazy as she crashed through a window
That's all she wrote
All that she wrote
One foot in front of the other yet I can't get home 

3rd Verse:
A pretty smile, though its gotten me this far
Fails to take away the damage to your car
They're putting me on national headlines
You'd think they'd see harm in it this time

I don't wanna be seen as ungrateful 
Don't you think this is a bit untasteful 
Vultures preening like they're gonna get a handful
This is looking like more than I can handle

Wondering about the tabloid field day
Imagining the things they're gonna all say
About the boobs and blood and lovehandles
Outnumbering the cream colored candles

And then I see the worst of all
The photos taken after my final fall
They're practically plastered wall to wall
Where'd they get the goddamned gall?

There's nothing more to say and nothing left to do
As my glossed up lips are fading bright to blue
Everyone's the same and they know nothing new
So it never ends and now it calls for you

Prechorus:
I've written all of these songs
I must've done it all wrong 
You've haven't heard a thing 
Ive spent so long
Trying to recall
What was the start of it all?
When did my heart give way to your limelight?

And that's all she wrote 
That's all she wrote

That's all she wrote
All that she wrote

The fall was beautiful 
The fall was beautiful 
The fall was beautiful 
The fall was beautiful

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Slutmachineee 
 https://soundcloud.com/slutmachineee

Xx-Mack-xXx-Macabre-xX 


Additional Vocal Credits :

Kira キラー
https://soundcloud.com/kirakirasan

xX_J4C0_J4WBR34K3R_Xx
https://open.spotify.com/user/31d5vjiun2lw5ffzjogziscudqaa?si=EChCCQWiQz-dZjePkIvvgw&nd=1&dlsi=bd830790c2f94aec

Xx_ZombieStardust_xX
https://soundcloud.com/xx_zombiestardust_xx

All She Wrote ft. Slutmachineee & Xx-Mack-xXx-Macabre-xX

for the end times <3

There's this record I found I and I wanted to play it for you

I found them hidden in the cardboard 
Sitting at the front
Of the room with the dust bunnies
Where they dwell
I put them in the machine
With the buttons on the front
Listen close cause it played,
This is what it tells

I wanna be your popstar 
Your idol wish
I want your loving faces
And the perfect pitch
Want you to know the words
You already do 
Ladi dada di, Ladi dada do

When I heard it I was struck with a dizzy spell
I felt loopy and obscene, fallen in the well
It was something like a dream that I couldn't place
But you couldn't leave behind once you gotta taste
This mysterious gangrene's calling out to me
From the woman in the green sleeping on the sleeve

I wanna be your popstar 
Your idol wish
I want your loving faces
And the perfect pitch
Want you to know the words
You already do 
Ladi dada di, Ladi dada do

I wanna be your popstar 
Your idol wish
I want your loving faces
And the perfect pitch
Want you to know the words
You already do 
Ladi dada di, Ladi dada do

I took them with me through deserts both near and far
Discovered analog speakers in abandoned cars 
Like a seven legged rat, I did nothing but give chase 
To the tantalizing mist bringing beauty to this place
Took a hammer to the scrap 
And a needle to the swell
As I sorted through the junk
Scrounging up something to sell
Just to get another chance
Just to steal another taste
Just to broadcast to the world
Just to see it on your face

I wanna be your popstar 
Your idol wish
I want your loving faces
And the perfect pitch
Want you to know the words
You already do 
Ladi dada di, Ladi dada do

I wanna be your popstar 
Your idol wish
I want your loving faces
And the perfect pitch
Want you to know the words
You already do 
Ladi dada di, Ladi dada do

Will I know when to run?
It's never over but then it's done

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Additional Production Credits to Xx-Mack-xXx-Macabre-xX

Popstar

for the end times <3

I'm showing up in places where I never should've been
You can smell the defeat on the wind
Coming from the front, yeah you'd never let me in
So I'm powdered up, dressed for the sin
It doesn't matter who you say you are
If I can kick it in the back of your car
I was gonna be a singer, didn't get very far
I can tell you want you want, rip me up, rip apart

I know you like it baby tell me how it goes
I know you like it rough, I know you like it slow
I'm a performer punch my ticket baby go
I'll tell you what you wanna hear and I'll 
(I'll-I'll-I-I-I I'll like it)

School girl with the pigtails or the fatalistic queen
Tell me what you want I'll autonomize your dreams
Call me what you want, call me cunt, make me scream
Tie me up, make- makeup, I play it so flawlessly

I know the way you feel when I bat my pretty eyes
Gets you in the mood, gets you gullible and high
I like you addled, you can't see through the disguise
Wonder how long it'll take til I lose my fucking mind
Singing

It doesn't matter who you say you are
If I can kick it in the back of your car
I was gonna be a singer, didn't get very far
I can tell you want you want, rip me up, rip apart

I know you like it baby tell me how it goes
I know you like it rough, I know you like it slow
I'm a performer punch my ticket baby go
I'll tell you what you wanna hear and I'll 
(I'll-I'll-I-I-I I'll like it)

No!
Fuck this
Does it haunt you?
Crawling in your skin?
When you think of me?
I can't think through the din
Does it follow you? Does it change where you stand?
To see me on my knees, begging you to understand

It doesn't matter who you say you are
If I can kick it in the back of your car
I was gonna be a singer, didn't get very far
I can tell you want you want, rip me up, rip apart

I know you like it baby tell me how it goes
I know you like it rough, I know you like it slow
I'm a performer punch my ticket baby go
I'll tell you what you wanna hear and I'll 
(I'll-I'll-I-I-I I'll like it)I'm showing up in places where I never should've been
You can smell the defeat on the wind
Coming from the front, yeah you'd never let me in
So I'm powdered up, dressed for the sin
It doesn't matter who you say you are
If I can kick it in the back of your car
I was gonna be a singer, didn't get very far
I can tell you want you want, rip me up, rip apart

I know you like it baby tell me how it goes
I know you like it rough, I know you like it slow
I'm a performer punch my ticket baby go
I'll tell you what you wanna hear and I'll 
(I'll-I'll-I-I-I I'll like it)

School girl with the pigtails or the fatalistic queen
Tell me what you want I'll autonomize your dreams
Call me what you want, call me cunt, make me scream
Tie me up, make- makeup, I play it so flawlessly

I know the way you feel when I bat my pretty eyes
Gets you in the mood, gets you gullible and high
I like you addled, you can't see through the disguise
Wonder how long it'll take til I lose my fucking mind
Singing

It doesn't matter who you say you are
If I can kick it in the back of your car
I was gonna be a singer, didn't get very far
I can tell you want you want, rip me up, rip apart

I know you like it baby tell me how it goes
I know you like it rough, I know you like it slow
I'm a performer punch my ticket baby go
I'll tell you what you wanna hear and I'll 
(I'll-I'll-I-I-I I'll like it)

No!
Fuck this
Does it haunt you?
Crawling in your skin?
When you think of me?
I can't think through the din
Does it follow you? Does it change where you stand?
To see me on my knees, begging you to understand

It doesn't matter who you say you are
If I can kick it in the back of your car
I was gonna be a singer, didn't get very far
I can tell you want you want, rip me up, rip apart

I know you like it baby tell me how it goes
I know you like it rough, I know you like it slow
I'm a performer punch my ticket baby go
I'll tell you what you wanna hear and I'll 
(I'll-I'll-I-I-I I'll like it)

I'll Like It

Hi I'm Dart I'm a scene kid who loves crunkcore and hates quality control. It's free to download my shit but it's funnier if you pirate it. I wanna see my bullshit on Limewire.

For Inquiries, email me at dart.darling@aol.com

Xx-Dart-Darling-xX <3

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