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The Living Tombstone's FNAF Song Mash-Up 2 [Project 19xx] ♫

Because I love this song, and I’m tired of looping the music video of it whenever I want to listen to it on repeat.

A Little Heart- The Stupendium

Ringtone version of my hit remix THE BANANA BUS SONG

THE BANANA BUS Ringtone Music Song (ft I AM WILDCAT And VanossGaming)

The demo track I recorded for SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants.

(In case you were curious - yes, some vocals from the demo's first verse were used in the final recording.)

Dated May 2023

SpongeBob SquarePants vs Captain Underpants - Eddie's Demo

FNaF Movie OST - Follow The Yellow Rabbit

Hello Everybody… 

After a year of pushbacks, changes of plan and stuff generally just not working out, the premiere of Literary Rap Battles! Is finally ready for y’all to witness, this marks not only a new chapter for this series of battles but for this channel in general, if you’re reading this thank you for checking out the battle, hoped you enjoyed it 


CAST: 
JustGamer as Mario 
https://youtube.com/@JustGamerRapBattles?si=NLSO8GnW0SFVu3zd

Danii as Garfield 
https://youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan?si=tfOa8lELxRslFn8X

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Mixed by Trakked 
CoverArt by Radish Stew 
Special thx to WAN & YetoComms CS

Lyrics : 
Mario: 
(Let’s a go) 
It's-a me Mario against a cat? Now I’ll try and put it gentle 
But I think, not even the Warp Zone would help you, reach my level 
You only move around to find another surface to recline  (but) 
Still don’t know who’s lazier, you or Davis taking Heathcliff’s design 
Talking chocolate , is the only time you can master  bars 
Wanna Brawl against a smash hit? You will end up seeing stars 
How are gonna verse me, when you simply lack skills 
I’m taking out the trash, so long Fursona of Jacksfilms 
You only came up with seven jokes , and still expect to get some laughs? 
When the funniest thing is how my hat is more known that your whole cast 
Now I’ll hear ya whine on the beat but, remember before you go on 
You’re walking with giants  and that’s a good way to get stomped on (ha-ha!)

Garfield :
Generic mess of a verse, knew you weren’t inspired 
Put me against the formula of your games, then we’ll see who’s tired 
I’m confused, I thought Italians were good at cooking 
But it looks like Jumpman on a track, cannot  find his footing (oh!) 
World's most renowned animal abuser thinks he’s some kind of legend? 
But when it  comes to popularity, he’s some yellow rat’s sloppy seconds? 
Imma get this Toad to croak, leave him 31st  reminiscing 
It’d be an Odyssey to find who notices that Mario is Missing 
So pipe down Mario, which is something you’re pretty used to 
As the Princess steps all over you, like your name is  Toadstool
Yeah I bet you’re a ton of fun, when you ruin friendships at your parties 
You could bring F.L.U.D.D and you still be flowing rather hardly 


Mario :
That verse was more scary than any edgy parody 
Not even with some power ups could you throw any fire at me 
This washed up newspaper icon, should look more fondly on his past 
As memes and shitpost are the only impact this Grumpy Cat has   
I got power-ups that might help  energize this cat 
But he can’t even power up, after a six hour long nap 
You would call it an oven, cuz you’re getting offed in a fight 
You failed to bring the smoke, Maybe somebody else took the pipe 
can’t do so much as scratch me, stick to the curtains bub 
Even when in a Kart is on, you will never be a runner up 
Let’s a go with the plumber who define a thousand  childhoods, lives
Against the vermin who’s fame consists of saying “Mondays , I’m I right?” (Oh yeah) 

Garfield :
So a blank slate for 30 years until Illumination went on to give you daddy issues, chap 
Looks like you gonn’ stick with bricks to Smash, forget down B, you’re just down bad man 
I think the princess is the one leaving red flags, in case you haven’t noticed 
If she keeps getting “kidnapped”, I  think she is “happier” with the tortoise 
Was once the frontman of the industry, nowadays competitors outdo you 
Funny how they didn’t even need shrooms as they outgrew you 
Go find another castle and battle, you’re wasting both our times 
I could be taking cat naps, you could be taking some natives lives 
So it’s settled, I beat you, and didn’t need to pop off
So want anything else…no? Ok then fuck off

Mario Vs Garfield- Literary Rap Battles! ft.JustGamer & Danii

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I Am Wildcat Outro Song (DSN Release)

Hay everyone i would like you guys to head to H20 Delirious youtube channel as he made this song. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCClNRixXlagwAd--5MwJKCw


I'm delirious outta my mind - H20 Delirious

This is Martyr is one of my favorite Onyx Colony songs!

Onyx Colony - This Is Martyr

Onyx Colony - Wizard Of Oz (2009)

Rapture Rising JT Music (Live)

Mancha as Ferris Bueller (Audio)
Zander Peers as Nagisa Shiota

Written by: 
Freshy Kanal, Vivian, Zander Peers & Adam

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Nagisa Shiota: 
Cancel all your appointments, Ferris, it’s time to take action
Rapping? I’m leaps and bounds ahead of what you’re tracking
Your whole day planned can’t pass my knife’s movements
I’ve taken on my teacher, I can stab a slacker student

Ferris Bueller: 
And that, audience, is how you don’t spit a verse
So why not take a day off rapping? You seem pretty overworked.
Being trapped with the burden of committing teacher slaughter
And also your mother wishing that she would of had a daughter. 
No matter how hard you study, at the end I rule the poll.
This middle school kid’s songs could barely top High School Musical
No self-esteem like Cameron, you’re better off if you go.
If I wanted to fight a weeb Hitman, I’d go and see Ayano.

Nagisa Shiota:
Try to impress me with that verse? I know what you’re like
Faking sick to skip school and faking sick on the mic 
You’re a whiny child, Ferris. Soft like Argyle, Ferris
You’re crashing in this fight like you were removing miles, Ferris
I’m above this sociopath who thinks he’s a big deal
Your monotonous lines bore me, now that’s a Ferris wheel. 
But here’s your next try, maybe don’t act so peaceful.
It wouldn’t be the first time you’re failing at sequels.

Ferris Bueller: 
If you’re here ‘cause of bloodlust, you can eat my car’s dust.
Fighting me’s like suicide, you’ll just fail and combust
I’m famous, my wit and sass makes me loved around the nation.
Pardon my french, but you’re the ass of assassination.

Nagisa Shiota: 
Dude, update your settings on what you offer to tell
Does it ring a bell? You're repeating yourself!

Ferris Bueller: 
Losing to an emoji doesn’t make you seem like a man
But figuring out what your gender is is the hardest exam.

Nagisa Shiota: 
You’re too clean for this battle, pulling lines with a ruler.
I’ll stay waiting for a good verse like:

Buller’s Teacher: 
Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?

Ferris Bueller:

The next moon on noon will be your ass I kicked, like I did with all the personnel.
So return to your assassin goons and tell em 3E took the L.



Hint for next battle:
Fruity Freakouts

Ferris Bueller vs. Nagisa Shiota - Rap Battle!

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imma youtuber, music hip hop rap lover, a game freak, a huge Roshon Fegan fan, a PewDiePie fan, and my biggest future an biggest dream ever is to rap. and my favorite word is Hooba Dooba!

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