Death and Conversation

Motivating Song for Java Devs.
```sh
javac DeployMeBaby.java
java DeployMeBaby
```
```java
import java.util.concurrent.TimeUnit;

public class DeployMeBaby {

    public static void main(String[] args) throws InterruptedException {
        String song = """
[Opener]
“Bro, why is the build failing again?...."
“Did you clear your cache?.."
“Of course I did!..."
“Did you kill the gradle daemon?..."
“..ah shit."

[Verse 1]
Push it up to Git, I’m committing my soul,  
Spring Boot’s hot, yeah, it’s ready to roll.  
Microservice dreams in a Docker cloud,  
My logs look clean, I’ma say it loud.  

CI/CD’s running like a charm tonight,  
Kubernetes shining in that neon light.  
From local dev to the global stage,  
We scale so smooth — yeah, we own that rage.  

[Pre-Chorus]  
API’s tight, got no null in sight,  
Code so fresh, it compiles at night.  
Stack trace dancing, error’s gone,  
And we groove to that deploy song.

[Chorus (Hook) ]
**Deploy me baby, right to the cloud,**  
**Spring got the heat, we spinning it loud!**  
**No downtime, no tears in sight,**  
**(We live in prod, we do it right!)**  
**Deploy me baby, one more time,**  
**Let the Jenkins light up, build’s online!**  
**We code, we test, we push all night,**  
**(In the cloud we trust — that’s life!)**

[Verse 2]
Async flow with a future so bright,  
Reactive stream, yeah, I’m feeling that byte.  
OAuth token on a midnight run,  
Identity secured — we already won.  

Got my beans wired, context clean,  
No memory leak in this machine.  
From REST to GraphQL, we flexin’ right,  
Swagger docs glowing in ultraviolet light.  

[Bridge (spoken, vocoder + beat pause)]
“Wait, it works on my machine…"
“Then ship your machine!"

[Chorus (Club Extended)]
**Deploy me baby, right to the cloud,**  
**Spring got the heat, we spinning it loud!**  
**No downtime, no tears in sight,**  
**(We live in prod, we do it right!)**  
**Deploy me baby, one more time,**  
**Let the Jenkins light up, build’s online!**  
**We code, we test, we push all night,**  
**(In the cloud we trust — that’s life!)**

[Outro]
“Who needs sleep when you’ve got caffeine and clean architecture?”

[Chorus (Club Extended)]
**Deploy me baby, right to the cloud,**  
**Spring got the heat, we spinning it loud!**  
**No downtime, no tears in sight,**  
**(We live in prod, we do it right!)**  
**Deploy me baby, one more time,**  
**Let the Jenkins light up, build’s online!**  
**We code, we test, we push all night,**  
**(In the cloud we trust — that’s life!)**
""";

        for (String line : song.split("\n")) {
            if (line.trim().isEmpty()) {
                TimeUnit.SECONDS.sleep(1);
                continue;
            }

            for (char c : line.toCharArray()) {
                System.out.print(c);
                System.out.flush();
                TimeUnit.MILLISECONDS.sleep(50); // ~1/6 second
            }
            System.out.println();
            TimeUnit.MILLISECONDS.sleep(200);
        }
    }
}
```

DeployMeBaby.java

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