From the Naïve Thought Regurgitation LP sessions. Recorded at The Dairy 2007.

-I admit, Listerine gets me drunk and leaves my breath fresh.

Absent Reason (The Light Bulb Fold)

Taken from the Võistluse Estonian Sessions. Recorded in 2011.

-Like a blanket made of moths.

Magnifincent

Taken from the 2011 Võistluse Estonia sessions. Listen to it at least 1,000 times in one day, you will have a very splendid time.

-I saw that episode of Man on the Spoon.

Juneburg

Recorded in 2009 at the final Radium House session. A tremendous song about that special time of year when all the kids finish high-school and go up to the Gold Coast in QLD Australia and binge drink, take drugs, make sex, sacrifice babies to sharks, get arrested, stab people, throw things at cars and display only the best in human behavior.

-Hey baby, want some Ecstasy?

SCHOOLIES MATE!!!

From the final Radium House session in 2009. This one is uploaded for a friend.

-Moosecows drinking my booze!

Moosecows

Recorded in 2008 on the very last night spent at The Dairy Studios. A perfect display of senseless violence and deadpan lyrics. Never listened to since being recorded. Play it loud.

-I can relate to Jimmy Barnes.

Cigarettes is Money in Jail

Taken from the Võistluse Estonia sessions, 2011.

-Sandwiches for almost every child.

Nut Shell Rock Fish

The best way to explain this horrible music: Lo-Fi Rap, spoken word/amateur banjo playin' and songs about crazy drug induced rampages and half-witted social commentary.

It was a weird happening that started back in 2007 at Janusz’s old house that was actually an old dairy, thus The Dairy Studios. Many cassette players, Casiotone baby pianos, guitars, banjos, garbage bins, toilets, tables, pizza trays, ukuleles, bongo drums, vocal chords etc. were used to record the abrasive, loud, out-of-tune and plain fucked up music of Janusz and 'The band of a billion tapes' known as The Greatest Hits. A lot of cassettes were made, given out, sold, pushed and snuck into backs of second hand record stores. Where are they now, were they ever listened to? We'll never know. Well, we do, and it’s no.

These selected tracks are just a tasteless-taste of the old days.

*Look out for more if you actually like this madness, if not, go listen to The Beatles, people seem to like that band.

*there won’t be any more.

Janusz Kaczmarek (Yan Bob)