Splashin' by Rich the Kid Parody

Lyrics:
Ayy, we can fuck big daddy, I can lip lock (I can't what)
Papi, spent a hunnid on a new cock (new cock)
Coulda bought a dick, bought a nut sack (oh, fuck)
I would love a dude, fuck a man thot (man thot)
Always bring a dick to your spot (whoop, whoop)
Semen and that fluid on my flip flops

I don't do no relaxing (relaxing)
Grab the cock, get to suck ing (dick)
Dildo, am I drippin' or I'm slappin' (or I'm slappin')
13, they can't fap me when I'm clappin'
How you got a suck and hor ny again? 
Niggas wanting cock and I am suckin' 'em (I am suckin' 'em)
Since I first got them hundreds, I've been slippin' in (slippin' in)

White dude with the beaner, I might mix-match (I might mix-match)
When I fuck him, you can get your dad back (get your dad back)
What the hell was he thinking? I can't suck that (why the hell)
Why he ask me where the hell I got my dick at? (got my dick at)
Why the hell a hundred niggas in my butthole? (in my butthole)
Why these niggas think we can come in contact? (come in contact)
This is my nut, this ain't cognac (this ain't cognac)
You ain't get a willy, why you slurp that? (why you slurp that)
He wanna fuck, I will sign that (will sign)
Look at my man, he a slime bag (dude)
Look at my asshole, it's a waterslide (it's a waterslide)
Gay Forever, come and see the horny side (no, clit)

I don't do no relaxing (relaxing)
Grab the cock, get to strok ing (dick)
Niggas, am I suckin' or I'm fuckin' (or I'm fucking')
4, they can't rape me when I'm nappin'
How you got a dick and your straight again? (hor ny again)
Niggas wanting cock and I am suckin' 'em (I am suckin' 'em)
Since I first got them dildos, I've been slurpin' em (slurpin 'em)

I flip your daddy, got his cock up (got his cock up)
I'm sucking up, but I'm no vaccuum (suck)
Dick cheese buttholes got the herpes (the herpes)
I stack STD's up like Tetris (Tetris)
How I got a kissy on my cock up? (cock up, kiss)
How I made it from dickhood to a foreskin? (skrt, skrt)
Hombres wanna fuck, I got them lined up (lined up)
How you in the gangbang you ain't piped up? (you ain't piped)
Pull out my dick, make him suck that (kiss that)
I just want a nigga with a big sack (with a big sack)
Pull out the lizard, we in labor (Ouch)
Touchdown butt plug like a bareback (ass)

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