if you wanna get close to someone but you don't know what to do just ask him or her to piss on you. make eye contact and politely ask "would you like to pee on me? no strings attached." hey you, you seem cool. i wanna piss on you. do it to me too. hey you, you seem cool. wanna piss on me? i'd like ya to. any fine human being will consider saying yes and even if your face doesn't get wet you'll become fast friends. 
it's not a greeting, it's not a hug, but it's still intimate and warm enough. start off strong, with a heavy flow and let your emotions show. the way you urinate shows me that you're great. i can tell by your pee that we're meant to be.

The Way U Urinate

sometimes we're cursed under our breath. what we said when we were younger is now undead. be quiet now screams will make it worse. shut the fuck up you're haunted by a mouth ghost. sit down and listen don't say a word shut the fuck up you're haunted by a mouth ghost. after we graduated high school we thought we were funny. we had our privilege checked and that sent us running. we had a few relationships that we thought were loving. turns out we're creeps let's learn not to be so scary. that ghost in our mouths has made our words haunted.

Mouth Ghost

five years in school, five more to go and i'm still really dumb. we think the revolution will come when i'm part of the problem. doesn't matter if i read marxist critics, or dedicate my life to teaching dialectics. ??? from university grads, even the good kind. ??? collectivize the workforce not through unions but communicating through TOR. fuck that vanguard shit. communize! real conditions before consciousness amirite. 5 years in school what do i do? the university cannot stay. you don't have to drop out but you can't stay here unless you plan to get in the way.

Conditions Before Consciousness (draft)

on violence the state has a monopoly
but the federal reserve backs the police
commit a felony to defend your beliefs
end state violence and burn currency 

burn the bank of america
then burn all the banks in america
set fire to the means of wage slavery
don't restructure debt destroy the economy

commit a felony to defend your beliefs
end state violence and burn currency
shred your suspension of disbelief
all hail the commander's a thief
every dollar burned is a vote for autonomy
watch CEOs shoot themselves on TV.

burn the bank of america
then burn all the banks in america
set fire to the means of wage slavery
don't restructure debt destroy the economy

Burn the Banks in America

hey coolboarders i wanna be like you. we've got new ways to live. we've got new knowledge to give. if the cops say no, we say no. i can say it just as many times. no no no.

coolboarders

we all know that old slogan "property is robbery" a lot would change if we took it seriously but that assumes something is wrong with thievery so take direct control and steal private property the ELF had it right when they were torching SUVs halt all construction seize highrises for our needs the bourgeoisie has stockpiled every amenity plus a thousand other things we should destroy in the name of ecology the world was our own to begin with so let's take it back the state will never do it on our behalf take what you need and abolish the police every act of theft is a step toward liberty with equality DO IT.

Steal Private Property

i never met anyone who forced their way of life on anyone and wasn't a criminal or a sociopath yet we have governors officers landlords and employers. we should hang them but we think we're above that. idk maybe i'll say "do you wanna fight me?" punch the people in power they can fight back if they want that's more egalitarian but they don't deserve to win. i don't think anyone has authority over anyone. consent is important isn't it? yet we have governors officers landlords and employers. if they're your parents that's a privilege and i would still fuck them up if i could.

punch the people in power demo

titswwww

hey you wanna see my guns? they're in my trunk

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ID*GS

fuck that tight asshole clean it out for me?

like a jerk off

sasha grey

dick sphincter (richard spencer) recently publicly admitted he doesn't believe in free speech and just uses it to push his agenda. we fucking told you!!

yeahbirds

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