Lyrics, for your survival:

With land, push comes to shove 
Estados Unidos it’s not - but why?
Gold and spices is what they were - thinking of 
So Columbus had to sail, not fly

So, 1492 was revealing
October 12, shiny sand

Protestant Queen Liz was down, she had the crown
It was the Reformation, yes this is true
In King Philip’s eyes, the Church was a lie
His Armada set out but flew askew

For Sir Raleigh, Lizzie’s heart was strong
He founded Roanoke - ‘twas unfit
The supply ships, what they depended on 
Blocked by Spain in 1588 - so they lost it
 
Meanwhile, Seperatists were disagreeing 
With the religion set by the Queen 

Pilgrims went to Holland first, but the culture let them down 
So they had to turn around and make do
The New World was difficult, but a new plan they could devise
Mayflower Compact made it so there was no coup

After a while, they grew up, New England lost was found
But religion went aground and profits flew
Jonathan Edwards made them see, George Whitefield opened their eyes 
Great Awakening rose Protestants into view 



Yesyourmother