In this, another fine episode of YO! YO! DC;) :

Chilla da Gorilla talks about his experience gettin tazed at the tender age of 11, and you'd never guess where it happened !  And what happened to cookie when she used the vibrator in the bathtub...

The tale of FTBG (Fuck Tard Blond Girl) vs. the High Yellow Houdini:  incident # 1535689.45 ... Fellas be careful, be verrrrry careful when dealing with this chick. Cousin Josh tells us about the latest make believe fairy tale incident that happened recently at Ultrabar involving Fuck Tard Blond Girl , Ackshun Jackson, Cousin Josh and of course DC police.

And Ackshun pulls a Hail Mary....what's that you ask, read below:

If you do something stupid like impregnate one of these golddigging whores, the position you are to take is: "You understand, baby, that I would love to have babies with you. But right now, I am struggling with my career (whatever it is) and having a kid now means I'll have to quit and go work at Jiffy Lube to support you. I want to do it when we can afford to have a proper home with a white picket fence and everything we need to raise a baby right. Can't you have an abortion now, honey and have our babies later?" This is known in the 101 community as the Hail Mary. Once you get this bloodsucking, lying bitch to have the abortion, your job next is to cut off all contact forever and never, ever go back. (taken from www.leykis101.com)

Ms Smufette reads us the 10 WARNING signs that you should RUN, BITCH, RUN...A handy guide for you ladies (and gents) to keep in mind when in mating season....(READ: how to avoid ending up in situations similar to Ackshun Jackson)

WEED in the WHITE HOUSE???? Ms Smurfette reads an article about growing weed in the infamous white house garden....and an article about 'D.C.'s Pot Pioneers' a group of entrepreneurs (0r wanna be drug dealers) trying to capitalize on the legalization of medical marijuana . Afterwards, Cousin Josh rants about drug felons being excluded, and why its BULLSHIT !



***SNEAK PEEK PREVIEW*** of IT'S GHOSTBUSTERS 3 commercial for your listening pleasures !!



And Cousin Josh, our favorite local bartender clues us in to these upcoming events:

Street Promo presents SPRING MASSIVE: March 12 +16 enter / March 13 +18 enter www.spring-massive.com
Dub Nation:  DJ FRESH DOORLY, March 23; U Street Music Hall  www.steezpromo.com (Left) Dub Nation: CASPA Ft. ROD AZLAN March 24; Fur Night CLub (Right)



YO! YO! DC;) RADIO: Fuck Tard Blond Girl VS. the High Yellow Houdini (YOYODC.COM)

In this teaser episode of  YO! YO! DC;) the gang talks sex and kids (and NO, we obviously don't mean sex with kids ! two totally separate topics!!)

Cookie vents on what guys Want in a woman's body...Apparently super big areolas didn't make the list this year...sorry ladies !

Ackshun talks about fuckin a big girl and why he allowed her to come over again. If you guessed SILVERWARE-  you are correct !!  Ackshun says 'fat people bring silverware with them wherever they go'

lipstick stains on jeans??? Josh gives a shocker thats caught on tape...yup that sounds about right !

Cookie and Ackshun burning down half the city?? what? why? where? when????

Are you doing your kids a favor by bringing them to the bar ?? Cookie seems to think this'll help them, and I quote, "not fuck up they life" so listen to find out why !

YO! YO! DC;) RADIO: THE GANG TALKS SEX & THE BENEFITS OF BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO THE BAR (YOYODC.COM)

Today on YO! YO! DC;) a Special Report by our newest political correspondant from DalAss Texass… Mr. Blalex Jonez

Blalex Jonez and DJ Dance Dealer have been investigating Jay-Z and his connection to recent new world order government catastrophes. 

Be ready for the truth as told by Blalex Jonez with great music provided by Dance Dealer.

YO ! YO ! DC;) RADIO