A hastily slapped-together song expressing my feelings on my jungling ability. (Spoiler alert: even in a custom game with no other champions, it is less than pro-level.)

Lyrics:
It just occured to me
That I find myself making a custom again
Because I thought it would be fun to do jungle clear.

I never will give up
As I look through the free champs this week to find one that I can use here
But I keep having low health.

If my cooldowns were just a little shorter
It would make it so much easier to punt these wolves
But every time, somehow every time,
Somehow every time I lose

I can't defeat Blue Buff
No matter how many times I click to attack he just stomps me again
And even though I remembered Smite, it's no use and I'm hearing executed again.
I wait until I am level 2,
But when I ran out of my potions I was helpless again!
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll spam all five of my potions just as soon as I can.

I Can't Defeat Blue Buff

Some days, all shippy roleplayers get a little worried about being identified as shippers.

But I say: do what you want. It's only RP! And you are a shipper.

(Of course, not all RPers are shippers. But many are. This song is for those who are, but much love goes out to those who are not.)

[Based on the LazyTown song, You Are A Pirate. This one is just a parody.]

Yobousiesho

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