In a galaxy far far away Darth Satan and his evil forces are reeking havoc on the innocent loving people of the green people system. All hope is lost. 

Or is it...

Intergalactic Introduction

Madagain Satan

Humble and poor Skywalker Jesus is awoken due to the destruction of his planet and family by the evil forces of Darth Satan. Saved by long thought dead and gone jedi warrior, Solo Pete, Skywalker Jesus is introduced to the ways of the light side of the force that is harbored deep inside him.

Jedi Testaments

In a surprise attack by Darth Satan's evil forces, Solo Pete is killed through the ultimate sacrifice to save the chose one, Skywalker Jesus. Skywalker Jesus fights his anger, instead channeling his inner good and effectively reaching Christ Speed level, slaying Darth Satan's evil warlocks and forcing him to retreat away on a fiery cloud. The day is saved, for now...

Christ Speed

The good people of the Green System recognize Skywalker Jesus as their Lord and Savior. He has reached new heights of good power and has restored faith in the loving ways of the Jedi Angels, being the first to reach Skywalking-Jedi status since God himself. He leaves the Green System to find and send Darth Satan back into the fiery depths of the Hot Sun, slaying all evil warlocks in his way.

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