Don't Look Up My Dress Unless You Mean It

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Rest In Hell

We are going to try our best to impress you. Ready? Good.

Two members of Yoko Oh No have swishy sorta neat hair and one has kind of puffy/scruffy hair but it’s still relatively clean. Numerous people have told us to change the name but, you know, who the FUCK do they think they are? They probably don’t even play in bands so why should we take their advice?

Jay from Frenzal Rhomb said our name wa
s funny once…
“Um, i didn’t watch any of the opening bands but if someone wants to tell me their names I’ll say them… Ok, Yoko Oh No, that’s a pretty funny name, probably good guys too”

Two members are from Queanbeyan and the other is from Weston Creek or something, who cares, main point is, Queanbeyan is fucking sick. The kebab shop on the main street makes like a foot long felafel kebab for $11 and it’s fucking sick. Don’t get that in Weston Creek, do you?

We have an album out called “Only Built 4 QBN Linx” it’s a take off the Raekwon album “Only Built 4 Cuban Linx”. You can get our album from the store, I think it’s pretty good, but I wrote the thing so, what does that tell you?

Anyway, you can contact us here, we’ll write back eventually, just chill.

yokoohnoband@gmail.com

From the eternal summer of the 2620, Yoko Oh No. 