my lil hannah san diego
she say the word i bet i fucking  go
on a mission,
for her love and her kissing
cause theres nothing quite like it
and i really like it
cant wait til you home in the kitchen
not a woman thing just a home thing
i can be in the kitchen
cooking indian, anything ya like 
just wanna do it every single night
wanna kiss you make you laugh
after every single fight
wanna be a light in the dark times
life my office needs
i need you, shining

there is a moment 
i see it in your eyes
its all good
til the sunrise
good morning text
cant wait to see whats next

you my jelly bean
best girl i ever seen
you my home and my phone lock screen
tryna take you the movies and get ice cream

young mike

sandiego

produced @tganamo

im in a bubble like jake gyllenhaal
look like dexter young michael c. hall
payday, find me at all mall, foot locker
kick game proper, my nick name doctor

feeling strange in the range
throwing change, stock exchange
going up just like a ticker
take a pick or take a picture
its the kid with the diction
and da, liquor addiction

stranger than some fiction 
this track a novel tho
sleepy and so hollow tho
ichabod crane with a chain
i awn wear a coat even in the rain
fuck the weather man
young mike so clever man

be for real, like never man
flyer than a feather man
like im mario, wilder than safari tho
black and white, like a zebra
tipping scales like a libra,
im getting fat cause the way that i been eating bru

cooking ramen 
cause im boiling, boiling, boiling
nah for real tho
im balling balling balling
all my shots be be be falling
all them girls that be be calling

straight to voice mail
i aint got no choice well
i cant trust em, cant tell em all my secrets
if you aint a fan we beefing
drunk and driving, and im speeding
fuck a red light, one day we be dead right
cemetery, pet canary, very scary, legendary
 
flow cold as an articuno
that just show what you know
like you aint study, 
gun, locked, loaded, ready
aim so steady when i point it
at my heady, my pocket on spaghetti
my wallet on forgetty
make the band like diddy
in da club like fiddy
sound clean, but im filthy
prolly rapping til im fifty

they on me cause im rich, really broke tho
young poor handsome,  yolo is my moto
rolla, hol up, drink it like the cola
rap game dr. robotnik, dropping shit
uh im bout my rings like sonic
but im chasing all these tails
im deeper than some wells
and im painted like some nails
candy paint, skittle seats
do a show and i fill da seats
im alive i feel deceased

the cake a lie, my life a piece
im reading war and peace
or a book about the middle east
while i rock a golden fleece

flow tighter than jeans on, venus or serena
pack arenas, pack a pussy with my penis
polo from the cleaners, do a show for seniors
dumb ass and genius, im a beast, check the genus

this a feast, get a plate, plus one, get a date
tape coming, better wait, bet its good, bet it aint
set a date, i bet it late

ay


bubble boy (prod. by T. Ganamo)

my life aquatic x17 
(in the ocean) 
(wavy wavy wavy)


drinking potion in the ocean
going thru the motions, no emotions
living like a stoic
i got money and i show it
i got money and i blow it
i got money and i throw it
catch it, bring it back

ima show you how to act
ima kevin costner
shoulda won an oscar, least a nod
seek the god, like Poseidon
chop it like im raiden, chop it like im raiden
why you hiding? im gliding, and slip n sliding
tired of trying, tired of sinking deeper to the lowest pit
need to quit, cause i dont need the shit
like a fuse im getting lit, every track a fucking skit
but every track a fucking hit
mike and the ocean thats a good fit 


my life aquatic x17 
(in the ocean) 
(wavy wavy wavy)


find me in the water, ask me shit i so so what her
so so wonder, so so under tow, but aint the ocean wonderful?
catch a wave, float away, kept em at bay
fuck me then you gone pay
dump the body, only way, hey!

its my times its my year, yeah im out here
the shore near, but im drowing in the cape fear
mind foggy, water clear, aint no telling what a appear/a pier
the memory a souvenir, dont know what im doing here

dont know what im doing here
dont know what im doing here
dont know what im doing here
i only know im doing me
x2


my life aquatic x17 
(in the ocean) 
(wavy wavy)

look like im steve zissou
look like i just missed you
this aint what i envision
no, this wasnt my decision
but we heading for a collision
i aim it with precision
get no thanks, and do no giving
is this really living?

am i really living?
am i really swimming?
bottom of the ninth inning
going in swinging

im going in swinging
til the fat lady singing
til the church bells ringing 

-------

mixing is worse than usual, rough
but aquatic feelings struck fluidly 
you cant fight the current forever


my life aquatic

prod. by https://soundcloud.com/ibr

why i be in pussy tho
why i be in pussy tho

getting fat cause the way i been eating pussy
im on the edge so bitch dont fucking push me
girl stop tripping let me put it in ya tushy
ima eat ya out even if its super bushy
ima dive in, yeah i got my snorkel ready
plastic sheets on my beddy
turn down the lights and telly
30 seconds later im cumming in her belly
she get mad like say why you aint tell me?

why i be in pussy tho
why i be in pussy tho

now she got a baby
my lil youngin in a pussy
he stunting like his daddy
but i hate his fucking momma
cause she love to start drama
aint got no healthcare, thanks obama
you really fucked me over
like i fucked her in the rover
why i told her bend over
now my life over
aint never want no kids 
abortion still on the table
ill pay for it and ill even return the cradle

why i be in pussy tho
why i be in pussy tho


why i be in pussy tho (prod. IBR)

young mike boy
i dont play boy
used to read playboy
when i was young boy 
only rapping cause it fun boy
i be higher than the sun boy
and im star too
draw me like a cartoon
find me at the bar soon
its bout quitting time
bout done spitting rhymes
she shallow im deep but she dig me
i watched holes with like ten different hoes
shout out to shia labeouf
im shy guy acting tough
they all calling tell em stand in line
damn im fine like a wine
where i find the time piece
where i find the dime piece
in my pocket like the spare change
never will i dare change
stay the same brain fucked
think im running out of luck 
game on ice like a puck
yeah im getting drunk on the daily
like carson
burn ya shit like arson
kinda dumb but im awesome
dirty grill but im flossing
stay clean young mike they dream

i watched 400 blows with like 400 hoes
i got like 400 flows
400 clothes on the floor
i aint gone pick em up

i should make movie bout my life
shoot in black and white
the kid aint acting right
black and mild, acting wild
ever since young mike, was a child
acted like a grown man
need protection so i carry that trojan
never make no slow jam
getting head in the fast lane
young be the first mike the last name
im balling like, this my last game
tryna come up but i got no gas mane
and my girl look plain jane
i cant main tain my rap shit
wish i didnt have rap sheet
wish i never dated that girl, ashley
wish i wasnt trashy
wish i didnt fuck her in the back seat
wish she wasnt nasty
its just young mike if you want it just ask me

i watched 400 blows with like 400 hoes
i got like 400 flows
400 clothes on the floor
i aint gone pick em up

im eating like an african
funny like im gaffigan
but they aint laughing with me
only laughing at me
pull up bumping laffy taffy
i wont never b4l
cool cat, sufferin succotash
playing smash finna smash her
finna button mash her
dip in then i dash her
spitting that tobacco
aint nothing i dont lack, oh
throw bombs like, joey flacco
my drink purple like a jersey 
worn by joey flacco
young mike nickname ugly flacko
ugly bitch

hook one more time


400 blows (prod. by KE!KS)

prod by https://soundcloud.com/beet-farm-assist

i look like james bond in the jacket
in the 90s id be bob saget
if i want it, attack it
pants sagging
in the paddy wagon
need a genie like aladdin
running plays like its madden
aint got time for the chatting
first man like adam
first man like camus
aint no telling what he can do
aint no telling what he cant
pulling up in candy paint
bucket seat and skittle rims

throwed like a ya tittle
in the middle of field like sheffield
getting killed off, how chef feel?
how it to feel to feel real?
a gun wont make her but a bill will
flying like a bullet bill
think i need to took a pill
took a look at my life got disgusted
been a year since my room been dusted
but im clean trust me
blood done last week
gotta change dont peak
never gonna peak like im living plateau
old mike where he go
get sprayed like a faygo
think im icp
in the make up tryna get my cake up
but i barely wake up
ladder jacob, going well break up
juiced up canseco
gotta go cant say where
i got some jordans like a pair
play truth or dare dont stare
damn he debonair
got kennedy hair i got pocket pair
im bluffin
park it here or something
near the target and best buy
come get me
tables turn dont tip me
young mike tyson, hit me
might bite ya ear i might buy the beer
then come thru
kick the door down like kung fu
order egg foo young mike
want it done right here my number
been under in the slumber
spent a night up in the slammer
let me hit it like a hammer
still got the stammer country grammar
still got the camera
say cheese
run laps do high knees
get high, chinese
red box
funny like im red foxx
mike and son
my concern just having fun

hook deux

first man (prod. by Chef F the BeetFarmAssist)

prod. by https://soundcloud.com/clsk


just got a hair cut now my doo right
this dudley never do right
home work prolly due tonight
should be highlighting
but im high writing
the flow strike like lightning 
cheap beer how im living
drunk watching television
never make a decision
im fly like a pigeon
bitch get out my vision
cut the lines with precision
boy detective on a mission
for the riches, the bitches, the swishes
style dirty like the dishes

ill take you to the ranch
put you in the pick up 
make you pick up sticks and a six pack
im lying but i kick facts
and im lying like i did my taxes
kick it like my air maxes
still sleeping on the air mattress 
or the floor, i dont care no more
every pair of jeans tore
every shirt dirty,
smell like cheap cologne
and cheaper whiskey
getting throwed like a frisbee
watching disney
room spinning, dizzy
but im getting busy
 
off that natty lite
need another addy right
remind of her daddy type
i like them thick and bratty dykes
when im coming caddy lights
i dont take no damn advice
but ill take that damn advance
buy some booze and better pants

flow nice but ima mean rapper
and my whole life a joke so i guess
i am meme rapper
we can fuck only if you leaving after
leave in laughter, or disgust
but you know its in mike we trust
im well adjusted, wanna touch it 
pay my fee, or rub my feet
im in the chevy with bucket seats
im like a virgin, you cant fuck with me
im like a virgin, fuck me once
and then you stuck with me

so come on get buck with me
have some fun with me
put this tape inside yo tape deck
pretty good but im not great yet
sweetness on the track,
like im walter payton
tape is out stop the waiting
stop the hating, nah keep it up

shots get me going
cigs got me coughing
gotta make it
its the only option
bullet dodging
like im rocking kevlar
and you know the loafers leather
the kid is so clever
feather, floating
got a castle, dig a moat and
fill that bitch with chips
cause this that cool ranch bitch

(got a castle, dig a moat and
fill that bitch with chips
cause this that cool ranch bitch)

fuck with me tho
cut it like bushido
this that cool ranch like a dorito
blue chip stock
always turning like a clock
with ya boy young mike 
no, the party dont stop

x2


cool ranch (prod. by CLSK BEATS)

prod. by da kid https://soundcloud.com/alliswe11

im the type
slide thru 
in the middle of the night
higher than a kite
sipping on a miller lite
im feeling rite
what im getting in 2nite
mike in his right mind
play this shit then rewind
drink this shit, then be fine
i been done with mine
i been killing time
and killing verses
whip the hearses
pen the verse in cursive
autograph it
holographic
going hard, get burnt
charizard in my back yard
i go yard, home run
im on one, i owe none 
cept my student loans
money stupid long
i suggest you leave me lone
you got a gun?
i suggest you leave it home
or bring it on
we can duel
do what it do
i got this shit
and aint no telling what it do
you know i smell like potpourri
there aint no hope for me
but hopefully the ho believe
and once we do it
then hopefully the ho'll leave

i dont do yard work but
im blowing leaves
tracks like touchdowns
the way im throwing these
find me at the shoneys
solo with no homies
the boy from the block
and the boy got a glock
and the boy got a knack for this
young mike?
i should prolly make an app for this
treat em like a keg
the way im tapping em
get em pregnant them im trapping em
trap em like my beats is
face red like my meats is
i smell like feces
and i look like jesus

i turn wine, to water
what the fuck i wanna order
wanna watch law and order
on my days off
this rapping wont pay off
im adolf 
hit list
witness
the kid is
ridiculous
the wicked spit
thats stupid shit
like a dumb turd
ex girl had to dump her
in the trash
flat ass
flat beer
then get outta here
get out my way do
i change it up like playdough
young mike the kid
but i dont play tho
dont play no games
no nick names
only bic flames
only big dames
only gold chains
on my chest
never made a track where i do my best
i smell like crest, toothpaste
stay tongue tied tight like my shoelace
i aint slept in like 2 days
only drinking kool aid
mix it up with everclear
lights on but im never here
i get buck like a male deer
young mike get weird
no beard, mustache
no checks, just cash
no photos, flash 
no drinks? flask
no face? mask
dont wanna ask, but i do
put my hand up
i cant stand up
and i cant stand me either

eating candy like its easter
with ya big seester
in the 2 seater at little caesars
doing brain teasers
and she plucking her brows with the tweezers
im at the nursing home rapping with geezers
dam like a beaver
i come in, reliever
go to church if she a beliver
my flow golden like a retreiver
young mike seaver
treat em like my dad when i leave her
leave it to beaver
nah leave it to mike
to grab the mic
and act a fool
young gilbert grape
feeling great
sleeping late
save the day
like im super man
s on my chest ho
im the best
and i aint lying
i aint trying either
and i aint dying either
easter eggs
i give a fuck what my teacher said
young mike be young til he dead
put to the gun to head

uh

tarnation (prod. by Ozwel)

turn me up turn me up
thru the city turn me up
burn the cd burn me up
burn the cd burn me up
im turning heads and burning blunts
im turning heads and burning blunts
im calling plays, take my time 
no hurry up
x2
 
its young t dot
fuck around and might egot
i be what he not
and i be like so nice
im rolling like throwed dice
my flow is like cold ice
i get it for that low price
flip it for the high 
im balling at the y
grounded but im fly
play to win so fuck a tie
you cant stop me so dont try
you aint bout it so dont lie
you wont catch me in a bind
just might catch me up on vine
throwing money cause it mine 
you could see me if you blind
roley on i got the time 
tony hawk im on my grind
baby due but ill be fine 
im out my mind
im working over time
9 to 5 to stay alive
12 to 8 to get my paper straight 
i got bitches in like every state 
im boxing like a heavy weight 
im hella great they hella hate
better late than never
i want this shit forever dog 
so im killing like every song

turn me up turn me up
thru the city turn me up
burn the cd burn me up
burn the cd burn me up
im turning heads and burning blunts
im turning heads and burning blunts
im calling plays, take my time 
no hurry up
x2

shotgun offense
pistol in my baggy jeans
im watching bagger vance
on my flat screen
aint no telling when he last seen
i been acting, and i never did a bad scene
hit me on my bat phone 
this rap shit wont last long
this might be my last song
cause i might harm myself
rocking body armor, stiff arming
run the ball, hit the side line
wide eyed
ill wine and dine ya
shirt tye dyed, socks with the sandals
light the marvin gaye, and play the candles
light the fire while im in a flannel
dont you turnthat   channel
put this on your tivo
i might put this shit on vevo
on the goal line, im tebow
and 1, free throw
hot sauce on every thang
my phone it dont never rang
im peter parker with that mary jane
drink til i be feeling strange
big bills, cause i dont ever change
drama to comedy, the kid got range
agh


no hurry up ft. tbagg (prod. by ibr)

me on hook and a verse, also
https://soundcloud.com/boof-radley https://soundcloud.com/toccimc

https://soundcloud.com/boof-radley
Shawty said do me boofy, but I don't know how
Passed out, puked in my mouth tryin to go down
Put my mixtape in her lap, that's a burnin bush
She likes drinkin t before work, yeah, she twerkin good
Rappers ain't bout saving money but I'm Finna yo
See me shmackin', slappin my own ass in my videos
Skip the mc ya bish, just call me mr goo
I keep my money in the freezer, Finna make it blizzard boo
Finna pull the trigger too, but it's fake bullets
Party so much in the back, I got 8 mullets
Braid it up, chop it off, wash it get a blowout
Chances of me fappin  tonight? No doubt

show up then i show out
i should prolly stop
but idk how, no, idk how

https://soundcloud.com/toccimc
listen listen
I got my drug money rationed
purple cups purple sprite
im old fashioned
black cats yeah theyre hiding in my attic
neighbors think bombs are the only thing im packing
see her crack, call that erosion
im in for two seconds, now im exploding
she says stop, bitch i dont know when
put her in the trunk, boy, keep coasting
costa nostra, roll up in the lotus
tommy gunning on my hip, shooting outta focus
this ya last game, you get no more tokens
heres a pic for insta in case you didnt know us

show up then i show out
i should prolly stop
but idk how, no, idk how

me:
man i dont do like nothing
i shoulda been in jackass the way im stunting
my rhymes evil and deceitful
if i hit the club you know bald, bitch, eagle
chain black don cheadle
in a mainline with the needle
and i dont do it doggy
only do it fetal
i dont do this for my people
catch me faded like a tshirt
kinda sweaty, teeth hurt
what time should i be there?
freshen up yeah prepare
pick her up at six in the fixer upper
i give her dick then fix her supper
and then im burning rubber
underrated under cover
i sound like every other rapping mother fucker
spitting bars aint hard
only doing shows in my back yard
cause i wasted all my younger years 
but yeah ill take another beer
drink enough to throw up 
then ishow up, then i show out
i should prolly stop



idk how ft. Boof Radley & Tocci

second verse https://soundcloud.com/harrisbanks

third verse https://soundcloud.com/saulraps

rapping while im rocking furs
smooth talking officers
beat the ticket
ill be there soon to kick it
like im adam vinatieri
vision so scary
knock out it the park
get big young tom hanks
eating ball park franks
with ya family at a ball game
you aint here but they all came
you and me its all the same
home alone watching porn
life is boring
im exploring like im dora
you can my see fucking aura
this aint rap its torture
life rocky with the horror
but i got the scotch to pour uh
middle class aint poor
but its bout to be
im pissing off the balcony
got warrants out for me
turn the beat to gold
like its alchemy
pull up in the el camino
bumping gambino
sipping the  vino
ima wineo skin like albino
but my bone like a dino
who the best i know

ima get mine, boy i gotta shine
til i got that dollar sign
til im rich then ill be fine
ima get mine, boy i gotta shine
killing beats and killing time
yeah im getting mine

Ima be the greatest 
mrs doubt fire call me mr spit fire
You don't wanna play this game 
Or end up getting ripped up
You kids and your slant rhymes 
Where the music and bottles show these hoes a good time 
I'm a fucking bad man 
Wearing black I'm batman
Sip slow like Its jack Dan 
But really this is crack man
Fuck smoking I invoke it
Every bar is so potent 
That's why you leaning when you toke it
Head bobbing like aerobics 
This is your fucking notice
That I really ain't one to play with
I ain't off the shits I'm with them 
That mean I'm down for money making
IlLegal licks and legal tender
Put your ass up on that fender
Make that classic look so pretty
They gon love you on the tv

hook

Too many times in my life I almost Died
Cuz nobody give a fuck if a brown boy survive
Got the heat in the whip everytime I ride
Money and the bitches only things I get behind
Tryna get shine homie like my bald head
Smoke all this weed I aint even have dreads
Try to look straight but I only see red
Been dreamin big I aint even go to bed
Never stop griding till my momma out the ghetto
Alarm clock flow why u sleepin on my demo
Rap game in my grip I aint ever gonna leggo
Ay young mike man tell em how it go

hook

i dont fuck with no bitches
but id be lying if i said none tryna get in my britches
they suck dick for riches
and then they pose for my pictures
eat em up, they delicious
candy crushing em
talk back im hushing em
young mike hammer
dont be touching em
phone off
cant get in touch with him
why would you want to?
phone bill, rent due
and i dont know about you
but ima get mine
boy i gotta shine 
know i wont never be signed
but thats fine
pour the wine
red or white
ima do this til im dead right
wont let it go my head right
but i cant stop at no red light

end

gotta get mine ft. Harris Bank$ & Saul G

produced by https://soundcloud.com/tftone

starring https://soundcloud.com/bernardwillis

I’ve been a bit bad, I’ve been a shit bag,
I need a chick with a big ass, so fat,
That when she sits down it’s like holy crap,
This ain’t church no holy raps,
I’m solely here, to state the facts,
Fuck your crew, Fuck your mom,
I fucked your mom, from the back,
Oh my goodness I lost all my goodness,
What’s up with them goodies,
Girl I got some toys come play with my woody,
I said I’d never dumb it down dumb it down,
Fuck that shit I still put it down for the underground,
What up Young Mike, we some young bloods,
For the record I don’t fuck with young thug,
No hard feelings, it just Bernard chilling,
If you didn’t know I do this for the children ho,

damn bernard
now i gotta go hard
like this song in my car
like me at the bar
i drink til last call
going slow but i done past yall
throwed like a fast ball
harder than the asphalt
you aint the man thats ya dad fault
brown liquor brown women thats my downfall
like em tall like short
like em lit like a newport
like to snort that shit too
im just doing what the fuck i wanna do
ya girl like me bet ya mom do too
yall on one im sitting on two
aint no telling what im finna do

might put on my suit
then get in the booth
im making up shit
cause im scared of the truth
young michael bluth
getting better with youth

they scared of my crew
and i would be too
would hate my life
but im nothing like you
this shit is mine
leaving nothing for you
i got nothing to do
but write raps
take naps, then fap
rapping just fell in my lap
dead mice yeah im stuck in the trap
killing this shit from the front to the back
what else could happen 
when mike on the track

nada!

im reading kerouac but you dont know jack
speak shit but you dont know the facts
hit me on da beeper or the fax
gotta get mine take tax,
never seen a stack
cept pancakes
mike for damn sakes
on the mic for damn days
rip off like bandaids
skin is like mayonnaise 
im on a rampage
internet rap so fuck a damn stage
young mike at a man age

but he kidding
and he getting kitten
got pussy from my writtens
kill em a like a witness
drill em like a dentist
serve em like tennis
with a back hand
yeah i rap man
thats a wrap man


mike and b willis
know you fucking feel us
shoot to kill and foot the bill
pull up in da coupe de ville

foot the bill ft. Bernard Willis (prod. TFTONE)

@ibr


i walk in the liquor store
they got ready for me
they got ready for me
yeah they got ready for me

friday afternoon pull into the liquor store
girl working already know what im looking for 
its only brown, fifth of crown
going down, ima black out
drink a lot then ima rap bout
what i been drinking
oh yeah i been drinking
it aint a problem
but i know it help me solve em
my 9 to 5 is shitty
so i keep a bottle with me
sip it til it empty
if you dont drink, it offend me
i drink liquor like 4 days a week
it aint cheap but my wallet deep
it help me go to sleep
i drink a lot, and then i eat
hit the fridge then i load up my plate
maybe why im gaining weight
drinking while im driving cant wait
to get home
9 shots down then im in the zone
bout to pick up my phone, see if she home
girl, i cant help it that im always gone

i walk in the liquor store
they got ready for me
they got ready for me
yeah they got ready for me

im
chugging and chugging
im bugging n bugging
on my dick tugging
then im on the toilet hugging
throwing up my lunch
yeah i got a hunch
i find clues when i sip booze
no more mysteries
and all my worries history
i swear they god they testing me
but aint no ho be besting me
sipping til i pass out rapping til i cash out
throwing shit, and then i shout
you know what im bout
yeah im bout it
stop drinking bitch i doubt it
stay high but i be grounded 
never leave my room
finna meet my doom
been an accident since the womb
bet my liver give out soon
my life a cartoon, eraser ready
hold the gun real steady

shot after shot
night after night
bout 10 got me feeling right
drink it til aint none left
x2


i walk in (the liquor store) (prod. by IBR)

prod. by https://soundcloud.com/goran-novakovic-4
ft. https://soundcloud.com/andrewclay

two hooks because we hate each other 
E.T.C.

in the zone ft. Andrew Clay (prod. ThatKidGoran)

1. i hate rapping
2. young mike zissou 
3. i feel like neo
4. im lost
5. young mike dojo
6. mike do it if ya do it
7. jungle fever
8. rage against the fax machine
9. chopper dave
10. mathlete
11. i aint fun
12. im on some
13. neon city (top down)
14. sippy girl
15. crushed bones

10 minutes 15 beats


mikeys room

touchdown
touchdown
touchdown
touchdown
6 points when i touch down
it go down when i touch down
touchdown
touchdown
touchdown
dont never kick it 
but she wanna kick it 
when i touchdown
touchdown
touchdown
touchdown
she wanna kick it when i touch down
touch down
dont do no kicking
cause i touch down
touch down
she wanna kick it when i touch down
touch down          

skr skr skrrr
crashing the whip
then i smash on yo bitch
i pick where to eat
i aint asking no bitch
i awn do olive garden
my flow retarded
my head is hurting
hungover certain
that vomit lurking
that coffee working 
im back at it
she call me daddy
she give me addy
her address and her pills
she got looks to kill
so i foot the bill
when i drive by how you feel
bitch
still tipping
young mike jones
wine sipping
hittings orange cones
idk how but i got her home
young mike gone ya

touchdown (prod. by Bricks On Da Beat)

i feel like perfect cell
nobody perfect well
i got a spotty cell
i got a place in hell
i feel like perfect cell
nobody perfect well
only show and never tell
like em thick like adele
i feel like perfect cell
nobody perfect well
i got a spotty cell
i got a place in hell
i feel like perfect cell
nobody perfect well
only show and never tell
like em thick like adele 

i feel like perfect cell
percocet for breakfast well
where my coffin
got a nail
nodding off 
aint feeling well
never take no L
never hear no wedding bell
single ready to mingle
took that pill
i feel it tingle 
now im unleashed
kick this like chun li
bitches think im funny
they wanna spend my money
if i hit the club you know i bald
like im bun b
im pimp c
i do me
flow cold like an ac
rap game ac slater
now and later chain
space invader gang
blow my fucking brains out
then i order take out
fake out
shawty wanna makeout 
like a bandit
i cant stand it
lose my phone and then i panic
like em fast like danicuh patrick 
three times thats hat trick
lay the egg and then she hatch it
gary paulsen, hatchet
last girl was bat shit
hold up let me ash it
i know you wanna ask it
might just get yo ass kicked
might just blow a gasket
mike just sink the basket
buzzer beater
doing feats of strength
man how much in that drank
had a sip and then i sank
   

i feel like perfect cell
nobody perfect well
this shit hard as hell
this shit hard to sell
hit it then i bail

feel like perfect cell (prod. by NasaBeats)

ricochet, pilot, ricochet
ricochet, pilot, ricochet
get the flag, get the fucking flag
chase fc, always chase fc
stats off, fuck it, stats off
stats off, fuck it, stats off
ricochet, pilot, ricochet
chase fc, always chase fc

two pups, fucking up they spawns
cant stop me fuck you and yo bombs
got a hammer win rate thru the roof
carry em all yeah you know thats the truth
team sucks so what im supposed to do
some ball dead yeah he can barely move
i might vote em 
i might boat on the third cap
bitch go ahead and vote that
but i got the hat
they dont want none of that
get the stack then my team aint slack
3 and 0 bitch suck that
all the pups all the boosts
tagpro with the juice
try to stop me when im on the loose

hook

thats a block to be proud of (maxw)
get the caps then its mad love
good luck have fun
dont wanna chirp with 
young hamsun 
good luck have fun
2 o 2 d
but you need 1 on re
gotta watch the video
if you wanna be on a team with me
or i might get salty
if im on re already bitch get off me

stats off

do you like that
young mike back
im joking like a heart attack
i need all that money back
smart guy but go dumb in fact
rocking flannel like a lumberjack 
gone for the summer
when he coming back
20 in a 30 rack
only time i wanna rap
know some bitches that i wanna slap
got a keg yeah im finna tap
homie dont play that
we just clowning
never catch me frowning
in the liquor drowning 
where the life boat
where the knife, throat
im singing all the right notes
and i dont wanna fight no
but, might get to boxing
my body full of toxins
losing aint no option
we balling on a budget
mc hammer you can touch it
im packing all my lunches
and im pulling all my punches
i just take em out to brunches
where the mimosas
young mike bitches love me like sosa

percocets for the pain
umbrella for the rain
and i dont play no fucking games
i aint sorry
wilder than safari
at the bar they try to bar me
young mike ken bitches look like barbie
x2

every day the same shit
hoping that it rain bitch
rolling all my change bitch
better watch my language

every day the same bleep
hoping that it rain bleep
rolling all my change bleep
yeah we did it sweet

bleep

im running game baby
hershel walker
with a fifth of johnnie walker
black in my backpack
missed call, never call em back
reading kerouac
young dharma bumming a cigarette
trying to live with no regret
but we not there yet
but ima get there, one way or another
nice with it undercover
vice with it undercover
slice on a mother fucker
yeah kimbo, pull up hesi jimbo
nothing but the net
pull up with the bimbo
in nothing but her dress
and i aint study but 
put me to the test
my tribe called quest
and my crew is the best
its osr them oak street boys
we all spread out but never that far
just hit me up ill hop in the car
and make noise
we all brothers and we didnt have a choice
reading joyce, not finnegans wake 
it gives me a head ache
but yo wait let me call another play
i wanna see another day
i wanna see my children play at the park
play em some mozart
get em straight from the start
and you know this all straight from the heart

im running game baby
bo jackson, ready for that action
fatal attraction
post a pic with no caption
self explanatory 
im in the house like cory
and never know whats going on 
like dory, the fish
i just keep on swimming
and young mike ima keep on winning

im running game baby
earl campbell
young mike soul than this sample
talk shit ima make you an example
the skill so ample so please dont gamble

im running game baby im running game

i run the game like a dm
its ym bet it sucks be him
1 on 1 ya cant beat me
when i walk in to walmart 
they all greet me
i think they do that everyone but still
im real run it like oj on the bills
run it like im oj
he killed that bitch ok

im running game like larry csonka
my girl ass like a dump truck, tonka
im running game like walter payton
top 3 no debating
so fuck you if hating

its young mike i could run it for days
4th and 10 still no passing plays

etc

running game (Prod. $wedo Beats)

hop out the whip
cant walk bout to trip
yeah chap(ped)
ya better watch ya lip
snacking like a chip
i be acting like a bitch
im denzel ima incel
nah i cant sell that
can you smell that
thats the incense 
car with the dark tents
i feel like clark kent
all my money spent
on the rims on the timbs
on a bitch that look like kim
on a bitch that look like kim
on a bitch that look like kim
on a bitch that look like kim
on a bitch that look like kim
ass fat and you know that
take a picture where the kodak
fuck her once then bring ya ho back
young mike i be what he not
my ac cold, ya man hot
no time for a thot
no time what ya thought
and i dont rock a rolly
never listen what they told me 
yeah, shit froze shit goes
ima curl her toes
leave her comatose
like an overdose
she just got too close
to the kid, only do it big
dont fib, never lie
but you know i stay fly
like a big tymer
stay fly
like a big tymer
x9

put em in the hearse
pen another verse
you got it bad i got it worse
this shit like a curse

etc

on a bitch that look like kim

what a wonderful day
what a wonderful week
what a wonderful month
what a wonderful knife

i woke up and wrote a new verse
spit it one time, didnt even rehearse
and man, it really sucked
it made me sick, i need a nurse
i need a girlfriend
with a big purse
to get my candy in the movie
9 dollar popcorn, thats a fucking lot
smoked a joint in the fucking parking lot 
now we feeling groovy
ima get on with my dogs like scooby
mike did you drink all that liquor
im like who me?
im like yeah, fuck you sue me
who you fooling im shaggy
post this shit on twitter and tag me
if ya ex see me out in public he might attack me
its young mike
yeah im coming on ya face like acne
im running like a track meet
used to play quarterback they couldnt even sack me
cause im shifty with it
and i dont need no bat to hit it

yeah im with it
yeah im with it
yeah im with it with it with it with it

young mike like smoking cigs
you need to quit it
yeah, and im flyer than quidditch 
shoulda been a viking the way i rape and pillage
im just kidding
shoulda been pac man
the way im taking pillies
and i see these ghosts
playing kid cudi yeah i did it in the study 
with a girl that wanna be my buddy
i got in like a cubby
ernie banks, lets play two
she looking like a picnic
like ay boo boo
tryna snack on that ass
save that pussy for dessert
i know she gonna leave me
and i know its gonna hurt
but, im doing work
throwing roses to these bitches
trying to get my riches
young tuxedo mask, with a flask
how you doing young mike?
please dont even ask
where you see yaself in 10 years
im like, i dont even know my past
but i know i need 10 beers stat
put em in my IV
coulda went to an ivy league 
but i got drunk nightly
like Keira 
and wheres that other beer uh
young mike never looked into a mirror
cause them objects are closer than they appear
so i gotta get up out of here

young mike by the sea 2020

wonderful!

i just wanna boat dont be fucking with me
tryna not salty is a struggle for me
ima join down, try to save this for me
you know how i like it when you chirping with me
 
i dont wanna quit for them miss to me
cant believe the shit they be voting on me
hope i got some balls that outlive me
they gone tell the story, shit was different on pi

mods plan, mods plan 

i hold back, sometimes I won't ay
hate this game sometimes i dont ay
i was capping back on pi ay
game about to R I P ay
i go hard when its 4 3 ay (i got 3)
i make sure that pigma eat ay

and still,
false votes
its a lot false votes
that they voting and voting and voting and voting 
they voting on me

false votes
its a lot false votes
that they voting and voting and voting and voting 
they voting on me

ay ay

anne said ima ban you, and then i boated on her
i only love my flair and my win rate im sorry
50 dubs with the morning crew
they the best and you know its true
and you know me
turn a down 2 into a up 3
without yawkey beez (and ooo)
there be no me
imagine if i never met them ballskis

mods plan, mods plan 

i cant carry on my own ay ay
someone speccing this shit close ay ay
i been me since dirty push ay
game about to R I P
i make sure that max be proud be ay ay

[boating freestyle lil boat style moans]

shoutout to rosie, thats freakfreaks cat
thats a tagpro fun fact
il f and hidden
sacky fatback slimmy liddldildidd
keyser soze bawlin sax
carl with a lotta Ls
pigglywiggly pigma
uni and bicycle
kerfuffle max gr8
WRIG boop
eggheater
tigre ballto john hurt
osl lapis
randallballthor
pepto that little shit
bendytoots peter pan
barry larkin prosecco
whole eggball crew
keithstoned, yawkey, beez, and ooo

mods plan

everyday
everyday
everyday 
yeah i do this everyday
everyday
everyday
everyday 
yeah i do this everyday

grinding til my pay day
this should by my heyday
but i got bills to pay pay
fuck it c'est la vie
yeah them drinks on me
i can get the tab
but we gone split the cab (uber)

oak street the motto
thats the compass that i follow
and no bravado 
no i never play the lotto
cause my number aint up
im going dumber fill my cup
i got shit to do, and prolly pissing too
that list dont include missing you
i know this not the type of shit you usually listen to

BUT

its kinda tight right
kinda spent all night on it 
trying write a song
trying to write a wrong
but, fuck that, sing along
hit the harmonies,
pick this song at karaoke 
i know i might come across as jokey
but its real, "mike i hate that shit"

well okie dokie!

call the play play, quarterback mikey
kick it like im pele
they used never to me like me 
now they calling, blowing up my phone
leave me the fuck alone
young mike jones, back then i wasnt hot
now they all on me
im in my cudi zone, please just, leave me alone
wrote this in technodrome
getting shredded, smoking splinters
im enough nuts to get us through the winter

everyday

i hate rapping i just like the way my voice sound

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