Immense 'Smooth Criminal' vibes. The whole album is a certified banger. Baby.

20 shmackaroos, 3 septims, 2 cyrodiilic dollars.

we need more "michael jackson type" beats like this...

I thought it was 2 cyrodiilic doublons before I bread the lyrics

So rich that even my cheese is breaded:
Mozzarella sticks

VIDEO: https://youtu.be/K5cZMn4u7KU
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/watch-out

[Verse 1:]
Hey! Hey there, brother mer
If you want to live, you must heed my words
Skingrad likes to watch us both
Like a cute little bosmer Netchflix show
Wake up in the morning, that’s terrific
But beware, the dawn might be mythic
You might die in the local pub
At the bottle of flin, it’s a coroner club

[Chorus:]
So watch out
You will end up just as I thought
Just as I thought
Friend, you better watch out
You will end up just as I thought
Just as I thought
Just as I thought

[Verse 2:]
Don’t let Salmo get his bread
Or he might be rich but we’ll all be dead
Talk to Dorian in Talos Plaza
He knows how to get ahead
Scamps, Dremora, Watchers, Seekers
Hiss at you from your music speakers
But it has to be understood
That your speakers might be from the Brotherhood!

[Chorus:]

[Verse 3:]
Daedric entities, big and small
Patiently wait for the Towers’ fall
Some of them down like a game of Jenga
Nirn is a playground to them all
Dunmer, count the days that pass
You’ve got a disaster on your ass
Don’t succumb to the sense of dread
You fucks will be truly seeing red

[Chorus:]

Glarthir - Watch Out!!!

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/nutty
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/nutty-instrumentals
VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cnffv5aNqgw

LYRICS:

[Verse 1:]
I’m just an average Bosmer boy
Not a septim to my name
My awful bed is full of bugs
I cannot talk a good game
My father never made lots of coin
Never brought me up to speed
But I still get high on skooma, so
Let me tell you what I need
I need

[Chorus:]
20 schmackaroos, 3 septims
2 Cyrodiilic dollars, baby [x3]
20 schmackaroos, 3 septims
2 Cyrodiilic dollars

[Verse 2:]
I sought out different mages
And I told them that I’m poor
One said he’d make my money longer
Than the Vampire cure
“Oh, please, come on now, make me rich,”
I begged with no delay
He told me it comes with a price
I’m not prepared to pay
He gave me

[Chorus:]

[Verse 3:]
I made fast friends with shiny coin
Oh yeah, baby, I’m rich
So rich that even my cheese is breaded
Mozzarella sticks
Big house in Skingrad, pretty girl
And she wants some Bosmer kids
Stuck my Muatra in her CHIMney
And gave her a little kiss
But I can never stop the feeling
Every time she grabs my crotch
I look over my shoulder
And I feel I’m being watched
I feel that she is after me
I feel that she’s a threat
I feel the need to get rid of her
Cause she can never get my

[Chorus:]

[Outro:]
I'm loaded with gold!

Glarthir - 3 Septims

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/nutty
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/nutty-instrumentals
VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cnffv5aNqgw

LYRICS:

[Verse 1: Glarthir]
I’m a Wood Elf, the “I wish a bitch would” Elf
“Do it better than you bitches ever could” Elf
Stupid rich, you can call me Hollywood Elf
Call the shots, you should know you won’t be missed, boy
Catwalk got your panties in a twist, boy
Time to reacquaint your face with my fist, boy
On your deathbed Arkay will come quick, boy

[Chorus: Glarthir]
I can smell it on your breath, you’re talking shit
I’m gonna put some fucking poison on your lips
Your elixir’s ready, filthy little bitch
How I sorely wish that you did not exist

[Verse 2: Glarthir]
Hmm, let’s see what I need
2 tomatoes, a big block of cheese
Loaf of bread, some meat and some fish
Wait, that’s my food shopping list 
Call the shots, you should know you won’t be missed, boy
Catwalk got your panties in a twist, boy
Gonna choke when the secret sauces hit, boy
On your deathbed Arkay will come quick, boy

[Chorus: Glarthir & Weebam-Na]
I can smell it on your breath, you’re talking shit
I’m gonna put some fucking poison on your lips
Your elixir’s ready, filthy little bitch
Wait, you forgot the most important bit
Pow- pow- pow- pow- powdered deer
Pow- pow- powdered deer penis [x2]

[Verse 3: Weebam-Na]
There’s a reason that your mother calls me lip gloss
If you want beef, I’ll serve it with some cream sauce
Be careful, this swag is not for sale
Check your balance, you might want to tip the scales
We self-served cause we also ate, boy
Top G, we not talking lowercase, boy
Kiss you on the mouth if you think we straight, boy
Deer penis ain’t the only thing you’ll taste, boy

[Chorus: Glarthir & Weebam-Na]

Glarthir - Poison (feat. Weebam - Na)

[Verse 1: Ataf]
I got hoes in my DMs ‘cause I've been poppin’ like I’m Jiub
And they all think that I am Orgnum ‘cause I’m really filthy rich
And we come in with double Deez and I ain’t talking ‘bout the tits
And they all think that IBS because I’m really with the shits
And I got hoes in my DMs ‘cause I been poppin’ like I’m Jiub
And they all think that I am Orgnum ‘cause I’m really filthy rich
And they all think I’m Pyandonean ‘cause I’m really with the drip
And they all think that IBS because I’m really with the shits
Ok, remember?

[Hook: Inge Six Fingers]
Yes
You thought I forgot? [x100000]

Ataf & Inge Six Fingers - IBS

Secure P - The Loop

Oblivion - Jauffre Jam

The Surf Rock (or Hawaiian Music/Surf/Smth?..) cover of 'The Road Most Traveled' by one and only Jeremy Soule from one and only MORROWIND. 
The magical artwork is by gnarly Shagan-Fury: http://shagan-fury.deviantart.com/ 
Additional vocals are by July Bo: https://www.facebook.com/julybooooo
Download: https://allinallmusic.bandcamp.com/track/the-wave-most-surfed

The Wave Most Surfed (Jeremy Soule Surf Rock Cover)

Bonus track for TES Surf Album.  Originally by Jeremy Soule for TES IV: Oblivion.

Download: https://allinallmusic.bandcamp.com/track/auriels-ascension-ukulele-and-other-stuff-cover

Auriel's Ascension (Ukulele and other stuff cover)

By Sonic Mayhem
Quake II - The Reckoning
1998

Counter Attack

Two slavmer recreate an ancient Elder Scroll of Fire. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njQjQNlQZZ8
LERDEE made the beat: https://soundcloud.com/gazhilton

Glarthir - 3 Septims

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