bruh young scrolls is the best artist on this platform I swear. shit has me dying laughing and vibing every single fucking time

it looks like you have sinned, must have been the wind

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chorus slaps extra hard while smokin skooma

young scrolls

Credits music from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29a4oWoAI0w
Download: https://allinallmusic.bandcamp.com/track/the-wheel-synthwave-version

The Wheel (Synthwave Version)

VIDEO: https://youtu.be/K5cZMn4u7KU
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/watch-out

[Verse 1:]
Hey! Hey there, brother mer
If you want to live, you must heed my words
Skingrad likes to watch us both
Like a cute little bosmer Netchflix show
Wake up in the morning, that’s terrific
But beware, the dawn might be mythic
You might die in the local pub
At the bottle of flin, it’s a coroner club

[Chorus:]
So watch out
You will end up just as I thought
Just as I thought
Friend, you better watch out
You will end up just as I thought
Just as I thought
Just as I thought

[Verse 2:]
Don’t let Salmo get his bread
Or he might be rich but we’ll all be dead
Talk to Dorian in Talos Plaza
He knows how to get ahead
Scamps, Dremora, Watchers, Seekers
Hiss at you from your music speakers
But it has to be understood
That your speakers might be from the Brotherhood!

[Chorus:]

[Verse 3:]
Daedric entities, big and small
Patiently wait for the Towers’ fall
Some of them down like a game of Jenga
Nirn is a playground to them all
Dunmer, count the days that pass
You’ve got a disaster on your ass
Don’t succumb to the sense of dread
You fucks will be truly seeing red

[Chorus:]

Glarthir - Watch Out!!!

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/nutty
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/nutty-instrumentals
VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cnffv5aNqgw

LYRICS:

[Verse 1:]
I’m just an average Bosmer boy
Not a septim to my name
My awful bed is full of bugs
I cannot talk a good game
My father never made lots of coin
Never brought me up to speed
But I still get high on skooma, so
Let me tell you what I need
I need

[Chorus:]
20 schmackaroos, 3 septims
2 Cyrodiilic dollars, baby [x3]
20 schmackaroos, 3 septims
2 Cyrodiilic dollars

[Verse 2:]
I sought out different mages
And I told them that I’m poor
One said he’d make my money longer
Than the Vampire cure
“Oh, please, come on now, make me rich,”
I begged with no delay
He told me it comes with a price
I’m not prepared to pay
He gave me

[Chorus:]

[Verse 3:]
I made fast friends with shiny coin
Oh yeah, baby, I’m rich
So rich that even my cheese is breaded
Mozzarella sticks
Big house in Skingrad, pretty girl
And she wants some Bosmer kids
Stuck my Muatra in her CHIMney
And gave her a little kiss
But I can never stop the feeling
Every time she grabs my crotch
I look over my shoulder
And I feel I’m being watched
I feel that she is after me
I feel that she’s a threat
I feel the need to get rid of her
Cause she can never get my

[Chorus:]

[Outro:]
I'm loaded with gold!

Glarthir - 3 Septims

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/nutty
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/nutty-instrumentals
VIDEO: https://youtu.be/cnffv5aNqgw

LYRICS:

[Intro: Glarthir]
I’m guessing you’re angling for an invitation to one of my super parties…

[Chorus: Nels the Naughty, Dovesi Dran, Neville & Matilde Petit]
Get your freak on [x8]

[Verse 1: Nels the Naughty]
This tavern wench is pretty
I’m touching on her titty
She’s playing with my dong
Till the situation’s sticky
This Glarthir dude just met us
We’d party if he let us
He thinks there’s something wrong
An assassin’s out to get us

[Chorus:]

[Verse 2: Matilde Petit & Glarthir]
Listen closely, I am told
That someone hid a pot of gold
So this might be my precious chance
To get some better chest implants
We all will die here, don’t you see?
Now listen, I might be Petit
And you’re so short, but by the stars
You’re still a damn pain in my arse

[Chorus:]

[Verse 3: Dovesi Dran]
(Oh, that little Dark Elf harlot!)
Primo! Oh, Primo! (Are you insane?)
Oh my love!
I love him dearly! (Come on!)
Oh, Primo! Oh, Primo!
Oh my love!
I love him dearly!

[Bridge: Neville]
Anyway
Now everybody get down and dance
Get down and feel the beat!
Now everybody get down and dance
Get down, turn up the heat! [x2]
Buss it

[Chorus:]

[Outro: Neville & Glarthir]
I was wondering when you’d get to me
They gave me no choice! I’m not a violent person, but I can only be pushed so far!
Those watching eyes! Always watching me, but never again! I’m free!

Glarthir - Freak (feat. Nels The Naughty, Dovesi Dran, Neville & Matilde Petit)

FREE JUICE (prod. Ro)

Bonus track for TES Surf Album.  Originally by Jeremy Soule for TES IV: Oblivion.

Download: https://allinallmusic.bandcamp.com/track/auriels-ascension-ukulele-and-other-stuff-cover

Auriel's Ascension (Ukulele and other stuff cover)

Original By Boolus on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDjEoLlPUvs&list=FL-W4KQOhV-cxOM6-SbMtSrA&index=16
Songs used: My Only Chance by The Toxic Avenger from Furi (great game btw), INTRO and LEVEL 1 from Gun Godz and Venus Mansion and Gun Locker from Nuclear Throne.
Artwork by El Huervo

My Only Gun God

LYRICS:

[Chorus]
Pretty boy, pretty boy
Pretty boy, he's a pretty boy [x2]

[Verse 1]
Everybody see me, they like "Damn! He's thick!"
I mean, what did you expect from a Daedric Prince?
Sheo's one pretty son of a bitch
Turn a straight nigga gay, I'm funky clean
Sheogorath look good in some nice new jeans
I just spent 40k on a daedric ring
Bitch be like "lookin icy, king"

[Chorus]
Pretty boy, pretty boy
Pretty boy, he's a pretty boy [x2]

[Verse 2]
Pretty boy, beauty boy
Pussy magnet, not a pussy boy
Go to Akavir, get some sushi, boy
Looking at me? You're a fruity boy
Bitch, the Mad God has spoken
Bitch, you look like a goblin
Bitch, think we have a problem
Skidaddle, I ain't here to solve it

[Chorus]
Pretty boy, pretty boy
Pretty boy, he's a pretty boy [x4]

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/zoom

Sheogorath - Pretty Boy

LYRICS:

[Chorus]
I been in the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin
In the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin

[Verse 1: Sheogorath]
Bitch, I'm a baker, cuz I be makin bread
Shawty lookin like a snack, I eat it up, she give me head
Whole gang in the kitchen eatin good, I keep them fed
And I have a special fork, nigga, call me Big Head
Whole gang smokin cookie (cookie)
Going fast like Suzuki (oww)
Greenmote got a nigga high so it's High Rock when I'm cookin
Bitch got a fake booty
So it's lookin pretty spooky
I don't know bout her pussy
But I don't like it, and it really began to smell, to be honest

[Chorus: Gourmet]
I been in the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin
In the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin
In the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin
In the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin

[Verse 2: Gourmet]
Bitch, I been making dough
Ayy, every orc wanna take a picture with the goat
Ayy, and I'm smokin greens, ayy, then I beat my meat
Ayy, wanna beef with me? Ayy, nigga, brush your teeth
Ayy, I like my bitches like I like my armor - Ebony
Try and flex like me, boy, you don't know my recipe
Ayy, I'm flexin better than the Thalmor Embassy, ayy

[Chorus: Gourmet]
I been in the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin
In the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin
In the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin
In the kitchen
Saucin, saucin
I been winnin
Bossin, bossin

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/zoom

Sheogorath - Sauce (feat. Gourmet)

LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
Bitch, I been had the sauce (sauce)
Crashed a Lexus, got a Porsche (Porsche)
You can call me Sheogorath
But my fucking last name been Floss
Boy, my fucking last name been Boss
Copped me some Gucci, you don't know the cost
Shoutout to Haskill, nigga icy frost
Bout to kill you niggas, you already lost
Ouu, boutta kill you like the Flu (Flu)
Niggas been smokin glue (glue)
Your tombstone finna say
"Nigga died cranking that fucking Zoom" (Zoom)
Foreign whip brand new, ouu
Gucci slippers brand new, ouu
Private jet, Oblivion plane with a view, ouu
Skrrt skrrt skrrt skrrt
Foreign whips, foreign whips, ouu, ayy
Airships, Lil Sheo with the shits, woah, ayy
Foreign whips
My bitch got them foreign hips, woah, ayy
With my drip, fuck her and have foreign kids
Ayy, ayy, take a piss, with my ice, skrrt through Bliss
Ouu, ayy, juicy lips, it's my ass you can kiss
Ouu, ayy, niggas move with a flick of a wrist
Ouu, ayy, it's a private party, you not on the list
Woah, ayy, fuck with me, poof, you do not exist
Woah, ayy, count my septims, ouu, and I spend them quick
Make a million, spend this shit, "please don't kill me, I submit"
I ain't here to babysit, you ain't with me, you a s'wit
All my niggas been Daedric
All my bitches been Daedric
It's really blessings on blessings on blessings
I'm doing greenmote like I'm Thadon
Killing my foes like I'm Dagon
Fucking my hoes like the Lusty Argonian Maidens
Ouu, what? Ayy

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/zoom

Sheogorath - Foreign Whips

LYRICS:

[Intro: Sheogorath]
Brr, ayy, skrrt, ayy
(Sheogorath)

[Chorus: Sheogorath & Dervenin]
Walk in this bitch
I stay zoomin, ayy
All my Saints rock that Gucci, ayy
Walk in this bitch
I stay zoomin, ayy
All my Seducers rock that Louie, ayy
Zoom, zoom, ayy [x4]

[Verse 1: Sheogorath]
Money where I walk
Money where I talk
Flex and I skrrt off
Welcome to New Sheoth
Ayy, I'm lookin Gucci
Yea, niggas lookin goofy
I'm lookin juicy
Like I'm in a movie
(Hoho) Pop a bitch nigga like
Skrr poof poof poof pow
Skrrt skrrt skrrt and I get the fuck out
Heck, that's some pretty fresh bling
Cash in, bitch be like "lookin icy, king"

[Chorus: Sheogorath & Dervenin]
Walk in this bitch
I stay zoomin, ayy
All my Saints rock that Gucci, ayy
Walk in this bitch
I stay zoomin, ayy
All my Seducers rock that Louie, ayy
Zoom, zoom, ayy [x4]

[Outro: Sheogorath]
(Skrrt) I stay zoomin, ayy
My Saints rock that Gucci, ayy
I stay zoomin, ayy
My Seducers rock that Louie, ayy

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/zoomin-feat-dervenin
VIDEO: smarturl.it/YSZOOMIN

Sheogorath - Zoomin (feat. Dervenin)

LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
Ayy, I drive a Porsche, you drive a Ford
Both of these whips don't exist in Elder Scrolls
But I eat in taverns that you can't afford
Your bitch texts me, she calls me Lord
Ayy, turn that bitch into a lute
And I play a groovy tune
Put that pussy on my plate
Eat it with a Gucci spoon
Ayy, bitch I'm handsome, ayy
Ouu, bitch you cancelled, ayy
Ouu, diamonds dancing, ayy
Ouu, private mansions, ayy

[Chorus]
Walk in the trap like Xedilian
I just got a couple million
Rich like Aldmeri Dominion
My bitch 4k like Skyblivion
Walk in the trap like Xedilian
I just got a couple million
Rich like Aldmeri Dominion
Fuck with me and get smoked by my minions [x2]

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/zoom

Sheogorath - Xedilian

Two slavmer recreate an ancient Elder Scroll of Fire. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njQjQNlQZZ8
LERDEE made the beat: https://soundcloud.com/gazhilton

The Last Sujamma (PROD. GAZ)

VIDEO: smarturl.it/BLOODGANG
DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/blood-gang
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/track/blood-gang-instrumental

LYRICS:

[Hook: Serana]
Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal
We been iced out, whole crew stay frozen
Double cup red, codeine blood potion
Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal
(Ayy, ayy) Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal [x2]

[Verse 1: Feran Sadri]
Chalice with some fresh cattle juice
I’m really comfy in my vampire boots
Molag Ballin every day, act a fool
Pathetic creature, run up on you, run you through
Bad lil bitch, she gave me neck
I left hickeys on her neck
Stupid bitch, she called me sunshine
I can’t stand no disrespect
You don’t fuck with Feran Sadri
If you have some intellect
You don’t fuck with Feran Sadri
Bad for your health

[Hook: Serana]
Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal
We been iced out, whole crew stay frozen
Double cup red, codeine blood potion
Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal
(Ayy, ayy) Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal
(Ayy, ayy) Bitch, I got the blood gang at my

[Verse 2: Orthjolf]
Redwater spring
Blood magic bling
Coupe with the wings
Cause it’s a batmobile, ayy
Make the check bleed
You ain’t gang, bitch, ayy, you a half-breed
We’re a menace in the streets cause
All my brothers dogs, we ain’t werewolves, but we like to bite
Bone meal, not an alchemist but I’m on that grind
Gargoyle with the stony hide, you don’t want to make my
Blood boil, you a feral bitch, you don’t want to fight

[Hook: Serana]
Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal
We been iced out, whole crew stay frozen
Double cup red, codeine blood potion
Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal
(Ayy, ayy) Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal [x2]

[Verse 3: Dead Thrall]
Hhhnnghhhh...
Hhhhhhghhhnnnnn...
Eeeggnnnhnhhhhhh...
Hhhhhhhhrrhhfghhh...
Hhh... Fffgngn...

[Outro: Serana]
Bitch, I got the blood gang at my disposal
Disposal [x4]

Volkihar Clan - Blood Gang (feat. Serana, Feran Sadri, Orthjolf & Dead Thrall)

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/saint
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/saint-instrumentals
VIDEO: smarturl.it/SAINTJIUB

LYRICS:
[Verse 1:]
(Yeah, ayy) All my bitches skooma addicts
(Ayy) I’m their main moon sugar daddy
(Yeah, ayy) Tell that bitch to come get at me
I got big dog status in my Elsweyr palace
(Ayy, yeah) I’m very rare, she likes it raw
(Oof, ayy) I’m getting head like I’m Hermaeus Mora
(Yeah, ayy) I’m a Daedric Prince, above the law
I got big dog status in my Elsweyr palace
Drop out of school, there was no upper class
Count up the money, I still do the math
Your shit is garbage, your shit is trash
I have perfected the craft
You keep on simping, she is all over my shaft
Eating her ass, I’m Rimmen
I got big dog status in my Elsweyr palace
Jiub Bush, got real estate
Full of pride, not thinking straight
These rappers like Tarhiel
Blow up, fall off in a single day
Not Khajiit but I’m Gucci Mane
Sorry for the long wait
I got big dog status in my Elsweyr palace

[Outro:]
(Yeah) I’m just vibin’ in my Elsweyr palace
(Ayy) I’m just chillin’ in my Elsweyr palace
I’m just vibin’ in my Elsweyr palace

Jiub - Elsweyr Palace

DOWNLOAD: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/saint
INSTRUMENTAL: https://youngscrolls.bandcamp.com/album/saint-instrumentals
VIDEO: smarturl.it/SAINTJIUB

LYRICS:
[Chorus: Beyte Fyr]
Vivec to Mournhold like I got the Mazed Band
You got Corprus, dear, you are braindead
I’m rich and famous, I’m all about my paycheck
Vivec to Mournhold like I got the Mazed Band

[Verse 1: Jiub]
Yeah, I ain’t stressin’, I’m just flexin’
Bow to me, take the L, you a fetcher
Hmm, I ain’t stressin’, I’m just boolin’
You a different type of elf, you a boomer

[Chorus: Beyte Fyr]

[Verse 2: Jiub]
Almaflexia, killed you with my fashion sense
No time to mourn, hoe, ayy, time to cash these checks
I’m sharply dressed, ayy, time to flex
She called me for a dick appointment, you know the rest

[Chorus: Beyte Fyr]

[Verse 3: Jiub]
I’m a Dunmer, but I’m going beast mode, no cap
When I’m done here, I’m gonna reload, stay strapped
Hmm, looks like you have sinned
Must have been the wind

[Chorus: Beyte Fyr]

[Outro: Beyte Fyr]
Vivec to Mournhold like I got the Mazed Band [x2]

Jiub - Mazed Band (feat. Beyte Fyr)

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