I'm an influencer of roller coasting
Boasting about it in the videos I'm posting
I've been to more parks and I've got more credits
Joke about me I'll ban you from my subreddit
My life is just so much better than yours
I went to seventy countries on a theme park tour
And since we're on the topic I can sense you going toward it
Don't you dare ask me how I can afford it
Exploiting park video commercially for profit
And I ain't gonna stop it
Is it expressly forbidden by the park rules? Yes
But I could give a shit less
I'm above all rules, a bonafide superstar
National Roller Coaster Museum? I drank at the bar
I'm on top, I made it to the big time
Dragster Airtime Productions 69

I got a camera bag and a pair of khaki pants on
Channel logo on my polo shirt like a don
I'm chasing clout without a doubt
Catch me at IAAPA and I'm wiling out

You can't do what I do cut the line past you
Ride again in row two shoot an interview
I'm a filmmaker I'm a journalist
I'm a content mine has it dried up yet?
I rerank the roller coasters that I've ridden for content
Theorize how tall B&M hypers could really get
I list Arrow suspendeds and kissed a support beam
Pissed off PR teams with media day live streams
But I'm internet famous, and I'll just say you're hating
Or that you're acting jealous, if you call me out on this
Deflect, redirect, blame the toxic internet
Switching off the camera cause I gotta smoke a cigarette
Unpaid interns are editing my videos 
While I'm jet-setting to a wacky worm in Tokyo
I know the designers and the whole ride crew
And that's why I am better than you

I got a camera bag and a pair of khaki pants on
Channel logo on my polo shirt like a don
I'm chasing clout without a doubt
Catch me at IAAPA and I'm wiling out

Influencer

YFCS remix of the theme song for the new Fire in the Hole roller coaster opening in 2024 at Silver Dollar City.

Fire in the Hole (YFCS Remix)

"Banner's Science Park" from the original Islands of Adventure soundtrack needed a remix, so here it is!

Banner's Science Park (YFCS Remix)

Ben and Zach are longtime friends who met by nerding out about roller coasters. Despite being nerds, irreverent humor has always been pervasive in their shared love of thrill rides. Eventually they decided instead of just keeping their nerdy jokes to themselves, they’d share them with the world free of charge. So now you can join them every Friday when they talk amusement park news, share trip reports, answer listener questions and make fun of everything to do with roller coasters. All summed up; Your favorite coaster sucks.

Your Favorite Coaster Sucks

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