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White Boy Wasted

White Boy Wasted (ft. Dumbfoundead)

Bottles Of Beer
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider And Ray William Johnson 
Release Date-Feb 23, 2011 

Verse 1
I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."
"Do I have to go out, dude?"
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.
We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
We drove around for like half the night.
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.
We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:

Chorus
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Verse 2
Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. 
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
Like "automobile, big leck!" 
I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. 
I told that HARP that she could go to hell
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.
And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And
She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:

Chorus
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Verse 3
CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST.
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."
"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.
We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
And CORONA was like, "wow!
You can totally touch my boob now."
I was EL PRESIDENTE
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:

Chorus
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. 

Bottles Of Beer

Club Villain
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Mavrick 
Release Date-Mar 9, 2011 

Verse 1
It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to
A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through
A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door.
He waved us in, and we randomly met the
Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records
In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection
To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and
The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon,
Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon.
That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin'
In the dance club partying with all these villains. 

Chorus
I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

Verse 2 
Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss.
I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks.
And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula.
The two were making out and touching tentacles.
Lord Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound.
They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown.
Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club.
And Megatron, he was getting it on.
He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron!
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling.
That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains.

Chorus
I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

Verse 3
That's when I saw her there, from across the room,
Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom.
Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away.
She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay.
Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka.
Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!"
I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer.
I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her.
Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay.
I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me."
I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin'
Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain. 

Chorus
I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. 

Club Villain

YFM - Take Over The World

Robot Bar Fight - Ray William Johnson (Your Favorite Martian)

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Boom Headshot (Your Favorite Martian version)

We're a fake cartoon band who writes comedy songs. We're 100% super-duper serious about the subject matter of our songs. Yes, our balls really are the size of the earth's moon. Yes, we really do drink the tears of baby orphans. Yes, we really have sexual relations with zombies. No, seriously.

Club Villain

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