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The first generation of Your Favorite Martian, with animation catered by Studio Ladybug. The original Puff, "Humbert" sings about silly things, well... until he won't.

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Road rage from your favorite martian by ray william johnson

ROAD RAGE - (Your Favorite Martian)

Gen 1

Nerd Rage

If you were to date yourself and then reproduce with yourself... 

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(I do NOT own this song, all credits go to Your Favorite Martian.)

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Your Favorite Martian - Date Myself

My Balls
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Mixscape 
Release Date-Jan 26, 2011 

Verse 1
Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus 
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 2
My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious.
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.
They're so big. They're run over your feet.
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle, 
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

Verse 3
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
'Cause these things are where it's happenin',
and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
I got what you need.
And you'd said you'd never call,
But girl you ain't seen these balls.
I wanna be your man again, 
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call,
But girl, you ain't seen my balls.

Chorus
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.
(repeat)

I told you you'd be back.
You must've forgot.
You must've had Ballzheimer's. 

My Balls

Zombie Love Song
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Atomic Beats 
Release Date-Feb 9, 2011 

Verse 1
You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.
I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm.
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

Chorus
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Verse 2
Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
That I've got an appetite for human flesh.
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
Undead but you make me feel alive.
And when I chase you through the graveyard
It feels like foreplay.
If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
And everybody will love you, and you can sing along
to this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.
So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it.
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

Chorus
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.
Brains. Brains.

Chorus
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. 

Zombie Love Song

Bottles Of Beer
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider And Ray William Johnson 
Release Date-Feb 23, 2011 

Verse 1
I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."
"Do I have to go out, dude?"
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.
We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
We drove around for like half the night.
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.
We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:

Chorus
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Verse 2
Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. 
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
Like "automobile, big leck!" 
I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass. 
I told that HARP that she could go to hell
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.
And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And
She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:

Chorus
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Verse 3
CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEST.
'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."
"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.
We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
And CORONA was like, "wow!
You can totally touch my boob now."
I was EL PRESIDENTE
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:

Chorus
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall. 

Bottles Of Beer

Club Villain
Lyrics And Vocals by Ray William Johnson 
Beat by Mavrick 
Release Date-Mar 9, 2011 

Verse 1
It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to
A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through
A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door.
He waved us in, and we randomly met the
Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records
In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection
To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and
The Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon,
Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon.
That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin'
In the dance club partying with all these villains. 

Chorus
I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

Verse 2 
Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho's kiss.
I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks.
And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula.
The two were making out and touching tentacles.
Lord Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound.
They were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown.
Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club.
And Megatron, he was getting it on.
He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron!
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling.
That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains.

Chorus
I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

Verse 3
That's when I saw her there, from across the room,
Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom.
Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away.
She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay.
Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka.
Me and Jabba tossed them back like "oooga chaca!"
I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer.
I don't mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her.
Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay.
I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "yo, pardon me."
I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin'
Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain. 

Chorus
I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can't keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. 

Club Villain

The Stereotypes Song
Lyrics and Vocals by Ray Johnson 
Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider 
Release Date-Mar 23, 2011 

Pre-Chorus
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

Chorus 
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 1
I love those fat Americans. You know they're so obnoxious.
They're always eating burgers. They're always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they're
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

Verse 2
I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Verse 3
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

Verse 4
I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

Chorus
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes. 

The Stereotypes Song

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The Stereotypes Song

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