user cavingin25 -- Instead of killing myself I'm going to go on a road trip. Anyone ever do this? Life sucks so I figure I've got nothing to lose. Anyone ever get so fed up with life that you just sold everything and went on an adventure?

RoadTrip

user Poppunkaintdead: Someone that use to bully me died today and I don't feel bad about it. In all honesty I'm somewhat happy idk Karma's a bitch I guess.

13 Karma's A Bitch

user Arknell - "In my life I have several times slipped a leg down and inbetween stair-boards, into the space under them, which is not situated on any map or in any point in n-space; the area under a riserless staircase is part of a pocket dimension covered in icy-cold darkness and filled with powerful negative energies and unspeakable things that gnaw on the very foundation of existence, and these things are promptly alerted by your intrusion in their realm, they are drawn to your body heat and life energy like fat to a mother-in-law. If you manage to pull your foot or leg out from under the staircase within five seconds, you probably get to keep your leg."

14 Riserless Staircase

user ebola-happy: "I get that Mexico is about to get hit pretty hard by the strongest hurricane ever but who the fuck names a hurricane "Patricia"? How the fuck am I supossed to take that seriously?! What's with these white mom names. I can just imagine fucking hurricane Patricia having a cup of coffe with hurrican Tammi and Margaret and talking about the fucking weather and how good their kids are." 

18 - About Hurricane Names

user lotus2471: Let me offer you the advice that no one offered me many years ago when I swam in the Dead Sea: You are going to become suddenly aware of every scratch, every boo-boo, every minor little, nearly invisible scrape on your entire body, so in the days leading up to your visit, make sure you have plenty of the really soft toilet paper. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/758/Rape-Ewok-PREPARE-YOUR-ANUS.jpg

01-PrepareYourAnus

user Chalupa_Batman: Ever since I was about 9-10 I have been allergic to the sun. I've been to dozens of doctors and no one knows how to help except for the obvious, stay of out the sun. AMA.

02-AllergicToTheSun

user LindLTailor: I thought a coin laundry was a place where they washed coins. I figured it was for the bank, or maybe because stores did not like to hand out dirty change.

03-CoinLaundry

user Nagairius: "I'd love to become immortal, think of all the things you could learn? And money would have very little affect on you. You basically just need food, water and sleep. You could become a walking, living library of knowledge and historian. In time people would seek your advice on jut about any and everything, a person with 1000 years of experiance is bound to have some good advice. I think it would be way too cool."

04-Immortal

user trajectorys: I want a song for my boyfriend as to why buying me a crossbow for xmas is a brilliant idea and I'm totally not maybe going to end up shooting myself in the foot. Anything in the punk rock ish genre is what he likes, his name is Dan and I'm Shelby.

06-ShelbyWantsACrossbow

These are posts and comments from reddit.com turned into songs and posted as replies. The "lyrics," i.e. the original text of the post used, are in the Description on each track.

user YourPostInSongForm composes original parts and performs all instruments and vocals, engineers and mixes the tracks, usually in a rushed session, between 1 and 5 hours for each song.

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