This is the opening song from episode 6 of the You Suck at Cooking Youtube channel.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9nVPFfIcLs

You Suck at Cooking: Episode 6 Opening Song

This song comes from the Bean Dip episode of You Suck at Cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBU0_KF8sW4

Bean Dip

End song for the You Suck at Cooking episode:

http://youtu.be/yqBEFoY22hE

Brussel Sprouts

The emotionally traumatizing theme song to the Youtube show, You Suck at Cooking. 

You Suck at Cooking End Theme Instrumental

The emotionally devastating and operatically sung end theme song to the Youtube show, You Suck at Cooking. 

You Suck at Cooking End Theme Vocals


This is the end song to the Easiest Salad Dressing on Earth, You Suck at Cooking Youtube channel. http://bit.ly/1TS3gGI

Salad dressing is something that should be enjoyed, regardless of your gravitational environment. 

Salad Dressing

Song from the Youtube show, You Suck at Cooking, Episode 17. 

http://youtu.be/VGQSVuNy1r4

Salmon - You Suck At Cooking

Song from episode 20 of You Suck at Cooking, on Youtube. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4eEDDqNzk

You Suck At Cooking 20: Pierogies

Theme song to episode 14 of the Youtube series, You Suck at Cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ITcbN9OgPU

YSAC Break Up Pasta

From episode 33, Peanut Butter Chocolate Balls, from Youtube series You Suck at Cooking

"I Wish" by Pimblokto, Solenoid Records

From the You Suck at Cooking episode, French Fry Rap. Now a major motion picture romantic music video sauna. 

https://youtu.be/afriOyzaLF0

WE're gonna. 
Wash our hands off and then dry em with a towel 
then we'll dip em back in water and them coat em with flower

Take a potato make sure it's not a tomato 
Then confirm it's full of love cause you should never be cooking pohateoes.
You get to chopping the potatoes are flopping and then they’re 
falling on the floor and so you gotta be mopping ‘em up 

You think you lost it so you go in the closet then you 
grab so  me more potatoes and get ready to hop right back on it 
The knife’s blading the potatoes degrading, 
into a hundred little shavings then we gett’em all bathing. Uh huh. 

Don’t rush this part you wanna pull out the starch, 
Though I’m a little bit suspicious that this step is a farce, 
because I once gave ‘em a rinse and I just washed ‘em really quick
And when I cooked em up and ate em well they didn’t taste harsh. So. 

We dry em off and then we heat up a pot, except the 
pot is all unnecessary because we’re not, 
gonna boil em in oil gonna spread ‘em out on foil,
and then cook em up and eat ‘em stead of leave ‘em to rot

Spray your pan but not with spray tan,
 if you don't put on a layer then it's just as bad as taping.
‘cause you don’t want all the fries to be there sticking when you’re
trying hard to flip ‘em while you’re cooking just to gett’em into dipping: back up. 




 



Lay your fries out with some oil to make 'em wetter 
add some salt from the container in your bag a bitta Pepper pepper pepper. 
Time to wrastle 'em but don't over hassling 
You can take your time or you can do it turbo fastelin'

You can give a spin and use your fingers or fisting 
And you can whip em while you’re sipping on a gin with a twisting 
And if you’re getting super bored with it centrifugal force it 
Spin around until you're dizzy and you fall on the floor, 
then get up. 

Four hundred and we’re heating up the onion. 
Grab the pan with you left hand open the door and then shove em, 
Stand by and bide your time while it starts the combustion 
and then collect a fist of implements stand by for the rustlin’ 
COME ON. 

Call your mom or do some origom
Or clean the friggin’ counter ’til the dirt is all but gone
And with a bunch of minutes passing while they're In there getting blasted 
heated sizzled up and fizzling then put your glove on. 
Know why?

‘cause it's time to take a look at the fries. 
Be sure to keep a healthy distance and don't burn out your eyes. 
Be honest 'bout the color don't be telling yourself lies 'cause if you 
under/over cook 'em then you'll make yourself cry, I mean. 

You're not probably gonna actually cry,
But if you cry a little bit just make sure that you go hide, 
‘cause you’ll never really be sure which emotions will be rising
to the surface so just blame it on an onion and then wipe off your eyes 

Then get back into that kitchen like a boss,
Take the pan out of the onion, salt, then give 'em a toss, 
You wanna mix’ em with precision causing gentle collision, 
Then let’s rustle up ingredients to make a thick and dippable sauce. 

Love curry mayo ‘cause it’s gotta lotta flavo, 
And it’s buoyant so if you go for a swim then it could save you, 
Though I really wouldn’t test it because mayo is invested, 
In another whole activity called being digested. 


So grab handful and just give ‘em a test, 
Then continue on assessing ’til you’ve eaten the rest, of em, 
Caress ‘em with affection and an unhealthy obsession, 
And compress em in your mouth until they fill up your chest. Because. 

You suck at cooking ‘cause you’re always overlooking 
all the steps it takes to make a things taste great and also you never cook. 
You suck at cooking ‘cause you never even go into the
kitchen at any time of the day not even to take a look. 

Yousuckatcooking

Popular tracks