essential listening to learn how to hack and run the universe

ytcracker - essential listening

produced by heath stone (twitter.com/heathstone_)

who dat - buck fifty on the dash
ledger swinging on my chain saying i dont carry cash
yeainknow (yeainknow)
living like a crypto kingpin on the beach
with the maxed out stats in hacking and speech
yeainknow (yeainknow)

universal serial bust new material
nerdcore imperial wireshark from ethereal
respect the russians on they REvil knievel -
charity decryption be a man of the people
travel at the speed of light on these electrons
im an engineer i write all these directions
even though they slept on me im executing
im the touring alan turing the rap god of computing

i keep rounds in the chamber in case the opps coming
i keep kilograms of pot in case the thots coming
i got fully undetected malware manycast
i can load up on your box and drain your metamask
every backbone every continent i keep a node
with a tarball waiting for the word to explode -
im the DG's michael franzese
hacker expertise on the board of trustees yeainknow

universal asynchronous receive transmit 
all of you who aint down with us can eat sand which
silicon don with a test clip and probes
keep coming with these hits to blow your ear lobes?
semaphores open like pores in the process
running all my chores with cores in my closets
blockchain deposits confirm my kingdom
dont talk about accomplishments i just sing them

quarantine the natural state of my disciples
commit our crime on keys and we dont need no rifles
working remote since vnc was invented
we keep our method close defense if we dependent
on our exploits shout out to my hackers in the struggle
making bread getting fed all up in this nerdy jungle
yeainknow (yeainknow)
yeainknow (yeainknow)

ytcracker - yeainknow

nop slide to the address
stretch your system like spandex
with the spamtec bandits
ima heap spray RAM like a canvas
fucking with them root transits
i got my caps on gay
and itunes on the coldplay
meepsheep with the 0day
gn double a ok dongforce; smoke blunts in a broquet

irssi best client
scroll a macro real giant
sitting in the channel getting mad defiant
im the man with that can spam compliant
i got that tommy wiseau
director of the room when i spit flow
saying weev should be chillin in gitmo
cuz the mans afraid of gay nays when they raise the crypto

i speak your language 
cuz ive tangled with the dangers
a computer security ranger
lamb of spam from the manger straight sql exchanger
shake your hand with a bad cert
when im sitting on your network
rocking threads like a sweatshirt
if you aint play whats your bet worth?
in the game i claim internet birth

strawberry cough in the vessel
pebble watch with the steel bezel
swat snitches with that next level
method on the phone system with that kext metal
break tumblr with a cross site scripting
stop you short like cal ripken
bitches be tripping my if() then
style is so uplifting so get them albums
and get to listening

american telephone telegraph took a bath
dropped a bot on their environment path
got a password sniffer tactics a hat trick
three different ways to own phones with magic
with this piece of plastic i hack shit
blaze these aids with mo flows and cat shit
toxoplasmosis on the gadgets
parasite my righteous habits

do my damage mayor of bantown
and who love scarves like jackson brown?
i got it down - cool my CPU let it drown
in the fluid - lead me right to it
who else goin do it? vap0rs MIA
and the other internet nerds wont say
they just set their status away and dodge it
hit replay on the hobbit internet comment 
cuz its easier than preaching the vomit

spit shit like i was huffing jenkem
commander outrank em jay said to watch the kingdom
already #antisecced and linked them
so i gotta load up LFN and out think them
the big drum beats crash like mt gox
and the government seize and freeze
people get their assets locked
with a no knock warrant to your mining spot
gangnet bitches represent the fuck you got

ytcracker - welcome to the get along gang (free dl hacker shit)

beat by @dicepticon
lyrics are too long for description

https://genius.com/Ytcracker-git-init-lyrics

ytcracker - git init

music videos are here: http://www.introducingneals.com

available on bandcamp: https://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/introducing-neals

(im an internet pirate) starship pilot
trying to keep my actions private
wardial it product of the 1980s spectrum ultraviolet
deep purple smoke on the water till the bottom fall out
of all this hacking im doing till my rep is in ruin
tryin to make the best of a movement
steady pursuing a fluency to see what theyll do to me

im an internet virus
proficient with devices that require a stylus
i admit i got a bias towards any batch of silicon that be rockin a BIOS
dont DENY this firewall rules apply this
puter hepatitis all on disc sell a fix
call it ransomware get me a handsome heir
for the throne when my ass be gone

i got a phone (tether up)
riding on chrome (talking bout the browser pup)
im a force of nature rpg pen and the paper
code breaker data scraper
admin on a rampage the spampage
beckoning a series of clicks on my cam page
im showing my damn age 
everytime i reminisce about the "good ol days"

but them days aint over
cuz im still up on the block standing head and shoulders
in them inbox folders out foxin mulders with a method
that will leave the block smoldered
cuz im a dragon dictating my ethos
the beat goes on and i hack the gibson
root admission bitching bout the government mission
on attrition pimpin whos the master of this science fiction

(im an internet bandit) stoned as granite
trying to keep my landers landed
then spam it collect a bunch of clicks on a hypertext canvas
do my damndest to keep the advantage
brandishing a package of packets of dirty bandwidth
to jam with build a stack and feed em a sandwich
from a campus box that i rooted in the middle of kansas

my fans is loyal and im leading that charge like a red alert tesla coil
from us soil stateside solid state drive
encoded with the data that i need to survive
against a hive mind drones that would stand to deny mine
how they treat us hackers it would serve as a guide line
1984 they got a fix on the timeline
i grind mine in the name of computer crime i'm

vicious - still all about the business
holding grudges and forgoing forgiveness
cause i witness people on the scene with a sickness
snitching on their friends for a deal with a quickness
hammond hit a backdoor broke up into stratfor
on the orders of a government actor
but they dont factor any of that in his sentencing
"hes menacing; an anarchist subversive whos peddling

the wrong ideology"
get them hackers to follow me 'fore they bottle me
cause i gotta be an oddity set up in the music economy
theyre on to me cause im still a computer prodigy
no modesty when it comes to hacking the planet
spitting on a microphone or puffing organic
represent defendants like im jennifer granick
hacker mechanic sending science all across the atlantic
dont panic

ytcracker - introducing neals (w/ intro) (http://introducingneals.com)

beat prod by dizzee

just a pilot in his cockpit seated (seated)
black leather on his ass keep a hustler heated (heated)
wheels engaging the pavement
rubber escorts like im seeking arrangement (rangement)
push the gas - escalate the gauges
escalate hits on our camgirls pages
blaze it and hit em with a script full of sexy phrases (phrases)

slow down and turn the corner
we been cornering the game since the five and quarter
represent that nerd world order
replacing all the brick and mortar (mortar)
sending mails off an auto forwarder
from a girl in florida with a case of boredom
and you cant ignore em cuz the filters weak
into the inbox they all creep while you sleep (sleep)

flying by street lamps
straight LAMP install complete by the freelance
holding down the game like c clamps
blowing out the smoke from these green plants
switch lanes breaking all these busters brains
trying to keep us out of their customers names
emails and passwords so disastrous
when my clique get a hold of those easy hashes

just cruising (cruising)
and my crew put our dues in while yall snoozing
just cruising (cruising)
hard drive live with a fresh solution
just cruising (cruising)
and my crew put our dues in while yall snoozing
just cruising (cruising)
driving that digital distribution

down shift transmission
hold the shift key down get capital printing
bills like clinton using message composition defeating certificate pinning
im winning - hella threads on my progs and linen
got a dictionary file for my domain spinning
im hacking the world for profit (profit)
aint a thing you can do to stop it (stop it)

flick my blinker
in the blink of an eye my pointer finger
clicking start on my auto linker spraying up the internet like a sprinkler
no droughts the rayns included
and im sending off a dedicated that i rooted
some say the games diluted
but were so far ahead of the game we race through it

enable the brights
yea the future ahead look mighty nice
no obstacles no red lights
hit reverse on the apps on my device
getting rebills from a chat prog
ask how we do it i could show you a chat log
processing the back log
cruising on the net just hit the gas dog

ytcracker - just cruising

i want to get phlow on this but he's bullshitting
another beat out of dizzees labs

crack this open
its a cold can of that old green from an old man still coding
on the pro team since fourteen
in this binary crime area
where i still hustle
crack these knuckles
crack your softwares while these blocks wear you down
and this malware that i found here gets round
and these hashes be bcrypt on that four-pass but i beat this before
eight cores

clustered vps that i mustered up with that bitcoin
glue splashpage with the split join form with the shit goin on in the background
what you know about that now?
stay crack with the traffic
keep the cracks in the truecrypt basket
cracks in the system greater than asterisk
im crack fantastic
when i dump three tracks to the plastic
visa mastercard amex
im the keymaster like rick moranis
watercooled
phish school atlantis
bypass lockscreens juke with the cameras
still spammers doing our damage

crack addicted
im a crack fiend for this hack scene and i map schemes while im blasting
these strings im dcasting
i crack heads i crack eggs these crackheads with they backpage
a black mage with this dark art
i press start then i breathe hard
while i push out these e cards to billions of retards
till i recharge my resource ill fill up these dstores
and leave em no recourse

squad heavy
uber black in the back of a big black chevy
then my squad in your face in the place like we playin five nights at freddys
primed and ready keep my mouse hand steady
spam lander crack top ten alexa make that money
shining on em dining on em crab shells crack shells styling on em
bootstrap cascade and angular we bang on ya
then keep it moving cause we cant be losing clicks
push a fix for the gateway timeout on that nginx crack

ytcracker - crack cocaine

beat produced by @nbbeats nxxxxxs

pretty accurate explanation of lyrics: http://genius.com/Ytcracker-packets-lyrics

we got D D O Ses
amped up and reflected
just send us a message
we keep it inexpensive
komodo we code in
them lizards they go in
ask pein ask chippy
the bitstream still flowin

these stacks that we smashing
ROP gadgets to your address
the packets stay blasting
regardless of your patches
these keystrokes go east coast
then worldwide we online
find us and then sign us
we got the world behind us

if bot stats are honest
then doomsday is upon us
and this ddos adonis
still making good on his promise
your site nulled your firewall
is trash
(is trash)
your network is dead
take a look at all of these graphs

on vox and no stopping
that traceroute stop hoppin
software that we backdoored
root shells that we hacked for
toolbars and setups
our payload stay FUD
we reflect your defects
and cause them all to flood

prolexic cloudflare
we dont care
anytime anywhere
plug you in our datasphere
you outta here
no sony no xbox
your homies got less bots
then we do - we feed you
these packets that we bleed through

your .EDUs your .COMs
few terabytes of that strong
through copper through fiber
through air gaps like macgyver
these packets relentless
they gum it up like the dentist
no access molasses
when these bots in practice

you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect) 
you tied up when we fire it up
so respect (so respect)
this upstream is so brutal
the CnC stay poodled
we got packets on packets on packets on packets

ytcracker - packets

@dicepticon and i are back

witness                                                                                         
all these big websites on a DGs hitlist
upstream fitness
connection keep the pingtime healthy quickness
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
making front page news across the globe with all our exploits?
and they try to lock us up by the truckload fuck no
bringing all that truth to the front though

casuals in the crosshairs
aint a safe place on my internet they can call theirs
got a nerd in every datacenter bumping my tunes
on the speakers behind NOC floors locked doors
CTO in his tesla press the
repeat button cause he need a banger to swang to
lead dev in the shed with a can of code red
trying to write his last line to the same tune

come and find me
still a soldier in this internet game stay grimy
keep the army behind me 
blind SQLi to my drive where the line be
hackers on the net #define me
antis on a quest to kill -9 me
whitehat warriors choreograph their blasts
to match my blackhat psyche

hacker music
man i code these flows so crews can abuse it
hacker music
playlist for that late night make the news shit

them guccifers and them snowdens
streamed UTF-8 encoding
all the state sponsored hacking with the backing of an agency
man we playing in the major leagues
candidates in elections risk that infection
from anyone who got the source code of that next gen
hypervisor inception
cloud burst servers with that burst protection

may flex arrest if they catch you home
clocking them clicks like a metronome
you best bless your phone when that stingray on
cause there aint no telling when that thing stay on
my squad stay turnt sweep the SDR
with a replay attack to straight grease your car
we do it all
hardware software espace meatspace
weaponize the work in our briefcase

witness
database longer than a camgirls wishlist
bout that business
bitcoin in the trezor keep crypto christmas
is it a wonder that the hackers of the world
still banging my music when they penetrate the gibson?
even haters recognize a christian slater
when im spitting this digital pimping

ytcracker - hacker music

yung @queed-inc and i take you through common control strategies
seti and proteins were the original bitcoin

[yung innanet]
i identify with the people on the streets
cause i was homeless fa years, not months, not weeks
i remember endless days of valleys with no peaks
i tried to flip that weed but you know that shit reek

robbin kroger establishments because my crew gotta eat
winter sleepin in a tent - was burnin propane for the heat
gotta stay alive - wifi was not the priority
was trimmin weed by the pound - dodgin the authorities

and i've come so far - hard to remember anything else
but i know that i've been puttin memories on the shelf
everyday i process more things that affect my mental health
and you know the man that i used to be is nothing but a shell

now i try to pop shells every single fuckin day
whether it be with computah or be with the AK
i'm struggling to understand but i guess i'm trynta say
that i'm so grateful every single mothafuckin day

so yeah i might be cocky
cause i been through it all so i know you ain't gon stop me
they can't even copy - can't match my mothafuckin wavelength
signature unique - yung playa climbin up the ranks

let em stank if they thank they can get one up on me
mario power up - eat mushrooms and LSD
hammer bro cause you know i got the hammer on me
save the kingdom but i ain't doin it for no princess peach

imma do it for myself
i drink a mana potion then i drain a hater health
comma seperated values - microsoft excel
then i order that work and secure the clientele

yeah
feelin so swell - opposition makin messes when i mop em
i don't even needa export em i'm finna fuckin drop em
drinkin 211 - bangin KRK rockits
makers mark with money made from TCP sockets

[ytcracker]
salutations
its your boy ytcracker coming straight out of the matrix
shellcode sneezing anti histamine season
we the sickest on the net for a reason
they say the stack grow down but the heap grow taller
thats the yin and yang of an internet baller
blessed to see the changes
seen the internet grow from a handful of pages

now my clique tap keys for the currencies
put you at ease DGs ignite trees 
roll my granola into backwoods leaves
yeaaaa blowing on that cali got this hacker taking knees
my pointer finger squeeze on that button on the eastside
of my human interface device check the b-side
and the context menu populating
with a plethora of options that are mine for the taking

i see you struggle fam
and the struggle build your character it made me who i am
as much as i regret the mistakes that i mightve made -
ive always been the homie who will lay on that grenade
i aint ever told em anything my audio disabled
DROP ALL of my packets going out in iptables
you can study all my lyrics and unlock all of my treasures
you can learn from my mistakes and try to build on my endeavors

silicon valley sober
i only fuck with psychedelics and the doja
inject venom like a cobra shift the register over
popping that stack like a soda
the world your oyster bitch you got a shell
and its up to you to escalate i wish you well
im proud you came a long way and im proud that youve grown
and im glad you keep that fully loaded instance of chrome

yung innanet and ytcracker - MSCOMCTL.OCX

beat by freshley crusher

its officially on the DEF-CON 21 compilation cd from gravitas recordings
1ytcdgNzF3ygR8faAcFhu3SjoexhmwdAJ you know what to do

you know rappers like to rock chains
i rock blockchains knock em out the box off mount gox mang
keyring full of wallet data
i gotta pray that my asic incinerators
blow the mine like a creeper one time
and my circuits divine a fine way to keep the power bill in check
my equipment is starting to sweat (from the heat)
cryptoanarchy becoming a threat (so elite)

you know rappers like to rock pools
i got pools you cant swim in but im collecting the spice like a fremen
so you fools get stepping and get to choosing your weapon
because the deafening roar of indefinite war is epic
i found a new way to debit the people
i generate an address then i generate its sequel
i get medieval when im taking payments
cuz i dont want the nsa all stuck up in my anus

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers like to sell drugs
but you do it on the streets and you deader than google buzz or google plus
theres a road made of silk if you must
get your hustle out a chemical rush avoiding a brush with the law
cant stop em all cuz they got it anonymous
the ones that play it stupid they get thrown in a bottomless pit
dont even know how to cut up them layers
of the onion so let the players play pumpkin

hash function pumpin and dumping
manipulate the market flood it from the dark net
flood it from the deep web keep it a secret
every exchange got them nerdy brains trading on the frequent
wonder where the league went - they left the cement
looking for the promise land online beam it
up scotty this the future decentralized swag
keep the work in your laptop bag

im a bitcoin baron im scaring the status quo
got that crypto dough in that dat file to blow
and the algorithm gon get em until prism
send us all to prison - and thats a nerdy living

you know rappers cant pay bills
face the tax implications of evasion when they stack mils
got a homie phil deuce one taught me the solution
dumping all his knowledge from the booth son
anyone can learn it if you put in the work and research
on how to launder just a fraction of your worth in the dirt
like gza said keep your bonds on diverse
cuz there aint no telling when that bubble going to burst

you know rappers say they bout the future
but you aint marty mcfly until you bought kombucha
from a supermarket with them bitcoins do ya 
get your charlie sheen greens off computer screens from the phillipines
kratom leaves knockoff louis vs try to freeze my assets
long gone is the cash in the mattress (mattress)
now its all tied up in hashes
wrapped up in encrypted batches (batches)

ytcracker - bitcoin baron (free dl)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

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