Here be the stuff wet dreams are made of!

I'm in the middle of Foundation right now, and I just picture Hari Seldon saying this. DO THE MATH MOTHERFUCKER. <3

ytcracker - space walk (hijinks space mix)

for the sxsw thing
dicepticon on da beat

ytcracker - i got the product

hairetsu and ytcracker - dkitb

tanner4105 has a big penis and uses it on you at will

mic damager whodi who still spamming ya
hemorrhage brain stems with memorable space jams
i don't give a damn bout how them antis be speaking
i got a campaign in the hopper and i'm blasting all weekend
i got that fri-day mentality
not rebecca black but ice to the third power 
and like a whiskey and sour
you can find me in the mix more often than not
cuz my beats knock i got that wub wub wobble
and i like the filthy filthy shit yes it's hard to swallow
that my following on twitter got combined IQ
of a hundred million billion cuz we're smarter than you

we got that nerd flu - we sick with the hustle
while we built on computers yes you might've built your muscle
but we built the internet and telephone networks
dg pull your doc like threads on a sweatshirt

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x2

i dont want to ffucking asdo apaopadsstroapeuhes anymorea OHAHISHDSKJasam

most the people that decipher my lyrics we kin spirits
cuz we obviously share the same interests so go pimp this
in your whip or cage TEMPEST michael faraday narrative
cant resist these nerdy genes i inherited

"yea you best secure your password"
the last words that you heard before we rooted ya son
im under tutelage of one the Spam God - Praise
get up on the Internet and show me your ways

i havent slept in days bawls and vault bottles on the floor
littering the path to the office door (tell me more)
got a jailbreak on the sly from coders at dev-team
iOS show a pwnapple up on that load screen

im a living dream - im living proof that it works
to put the word hertz in a song and move it along
without the slightest bit of pain connotated at all
well maybe just a little bit i dont want to look too soft

there really aren't lyrics here but you might be reading
this thinking these are the lyrics but i am just saying hello
because i am very scientific i am organic matter
thank you very much holler sir

baby take it off - change your permissions a bit
get an array made of legs if i run a quick split()
youd be surprised at how that pick up line does at the bars
in silicon valley with them nerd rock stars

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x3

ytcracker - droppin' hertz on 'em

dicepticon did some beat things i did some voice things and you get scientific to them i think

i love robots

wisely syndicate - that kid (demo)

pretty straightforward instrumental

king nurga 2.0 reigns supreme

ytcracker (wisely syndicate) - the ballad of mr wisely (v1)

i might change some stuff still i dunno but whatever

smoke weed every day

I NEED NEED NEED puter

dfnctsc hack the planet dg

ytcracker - i need (v1)

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

ytcracker - i can

some 2k12 album shit ill just throw up for shits to listen to
produced by platinumsellers some fire ish

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i get gwap my way
cuz there aint a safe bet the way that i play
i play it reckless leveraging processors to hilts
i feel - guilty when i look at the speeds
i got them hot fresh leads double opt in copped them
from ryan kauffman off the regpaths dropped gems
shopping my service around
trying to find an affiliate network who will run this with me into the ground

i hear that skype *sfx* sound
now im running all my progs like the triple crown
i got the horse dick clowned on the mound with my pitch
im the billy mays of the inboxed internet bitch
run it through the weekend so on monday people go to work
open up an email from another random jerk
selling cheap antidepressants without a prescription first
im basically a nurse with a fifty thousand dollar purse

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i holla mei wei
hairetsu is japanese for an array
my program religiously; mayday
and it brings a lot of tithing up on pay day
with a fresh newsletter and a fresh new header
the way i blast i promise that you can't do better
a little quick witted all week i stick with it
then that friday comes along and i let the list get it
see the thing with us, is the deals been discussed
and i speak for everyone that we wont show no disgust
see the marketing industry ya i happen to know it
when the monday comes around its gone happen to show it
screw a watch, cause im only wearin a timepeice 
my business model so attractive  that its a dimepeice 
ofcoarse all the emails that i got are opt in's
just keep it noted that im given them options

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me show you how i ghost up on my icase
invisible as two thousand and twelve myspace
and await my connect to feed me the submit
that ill be blasting through the filters yea my pitch to the mitt
im mitt - romney i made a living off my hobby
and yea theres been a bunch of people who would rather rob me
but i treat em softly
because fighting with a hater always ending awfully

id rather no distractions only paper chasing actions
keep my family in traction while i keep the money stacking
let them know that im not acting when i say
that we created fifty thousand dollar fridays
out of bits and bytes and bodies and bolo
credits out the wazoo running all my yolo
servers at the colo burning out they lights
cuz theyre blinking off and on so fast a seizure bout to strike

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

in this game called the internet theres no shame
order domains and the servers under no name
like hank hill with the propane
i got accessories to make the campaign hot like gold flames
slanging berries like its cocaines
then recycle my old messages like coke cains
there aint a limit to the limits in my skyway
on a fifty thousand dollar friday

ytcracker and hairetsu - fifty thousand dollar friday

bitch im from the internet - no manners 
surfing through the web with my .net spammers
rude boy with financial planners
shuttering them gibsons like old school cameras
doing damage
got a rootkit set to download all the things on your laptop
like a slap chop slice up the game from a virtualbox snapshot
i think not

i can pwn them from an internet cafe
i got five proxies and lots of 0day
call me chakotay im a commander (you dont say)?
i been running voyages whodi
truecrypt on the train backtrack on the plane
stealing all these passwords mayne
gogo inflight tunnel into amazon
dont pay a thing just like it was my carryon

i make it pwn them from their own cable modem
then i showed em just how a spaceman get down
track everything in ableton then mix down
fly it out to internets and file it under hit sound
i been around three decades
aint getting any younger so bitches better hit play
but ive refined ive sharpened my skills
with the whetstone of internet and pharmaceutical pills

no matter how many distros of linux
come rolling out with patches im still gonna finish
slash root off like it was a game of quidditch
cuz i got shells in the mean time like greenwich
im a dentist extract files like a molar
problems with my self control im bipolar
hack the planet man's what im screaming
all up in mysql daemon net dreaming

ytcracker x skrillex x damian marley - make it pwn dem (free dl)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

booking/press/proposals/hate mail:
rapper@gmail.com

ytcracker - droppin' hertz on 'em

ytcracker

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