heh, i've been on that i hate my life jam for a minute

Lyrics by Ohm-I and bash explode
Beat by DopeBoyzMusic
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I keep them thangs on me when I move
You get hit with any payload that I choose
Got my eyes on them devices that you use
If I get my hands on 'em, you gon lose
if you ask why all my flash drives are by Hak5
You'll get baptized with rubber duckies but not the type you have when it's bathtime
If you pick one up when I pass by when I cruise, your computer's getting abused
When it calls back my C2
I solemnly swear I am up to no good
I do a drive-by checking ya wifi capturing packets when I'm ya hood
Walk through ya office I'm putting in drops sending back loot from wherever I could,
Passing back hashes from where they all stood, and if I crack 'em I'm harder than wood
You'll never catch me lackin', keep the tools on my side
And you'll always find me packin', when I move, when I ride
And you'll sometimes find me hackin', could be you any time
So it's best that you keep in mind

It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 

OMG cables, I keep 'em with me
USB A and the B and the C
When I swap 'em out you ain't gonna see it was me
You plug it in, now it's speaking to me
Turn on the logging on, now I'm peepin' ya keys
Ya file system ain't a secret to me
Watch me exfil the files where ya secrets would be
I'm a freak on them drives, got em C and the D
I keep them near on my waist
Now I'm hacking anytime, anywhere, any place
If you got yo wifi on, I got my gear on the trace
Watch me wigle to ya spot and appear in ya face
802.11 got me creepin' on you 
Suprise! Wouldn't wanna be in ya shoes
Cause why? You about to meet my C2
See my shells do what the beat 'bout to do 
They reversing
Access remotely when I hack you in person
Escalate upways, that's just for certain  
If you ain't update, patch all ya versions
Yeah, I got my love for my hot plugs
And I plug 'em in anything you ain't lock up
Watch you put in creds on the prompt when it pops up
Now your creds are mine, and I do what I want cause
You know I'm rockin' them thangs
Payloads go and I'm poppin' them thangs
No stoppin' them thangs, exploits rop with chain
Till the day that there's rot in my brain

It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 

I heard you had a knack
For catching attackers on your stack
Too bad I dropped a Pi
And spoofed your VOIP phone MAC
Connect back to my C2
Cause bad boys, what ya gonna do
With them thangs on us, we're coming for you

You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me 
We're not the same homey

It ain't a game homey
You know what it do, me and you we're not the same homey
Always grip the tools, fire off and they go bang homey 
Always on the move, yeah you know I keep them thangs on me
I keep them thangs on me

Them THANGS (ft. bash explode)

the @dicepticon darkmode green hat mix

a masturbatory inside joke journey through bug bounty programs and making money as a hacker on the internet

wrapped tight in a comfortable blanket
otherwise naked
running nmap scans against the targets im breaking
im making moves gonna pivot on this network im scouting
king of the mountain assetnote going from faucet to fountain
no doubting
stack of mobile modems dynamic leases
bit unorthodox im cheesing all these CISOs to pieces
internet jesus - im walking on that water boy
on this river made of tears get them dollars boy

bitch im a green hat
hacking for cash please believe that
ask shubham “baby, where the weed at?
ima need that - pass me a blunt and a brownie”
lets get these bounties -
flying naffy air into maui
remote execution easy five figures biatch
post it on them blogs when it come out of triage
full disclosure rocking SOCs and the SIEMs
we some frans rosen chosen bros and hacking machines

see that? (see that?)
i keep my cap a richer shade of black 
so i can
be that (be that)
internet mercenary murking all these morons in fact
so watch me
sneak past (sneak past)
all the defenses you set up for a piece of this cash
cause im a
green hat
green hat
green hat

bugcrowd, hackerone, and zdi function
but you shouldnt be afraid to take your sploit to the onion
when that proof of concept zeroday is more than theyll pay
just be an opportunist bastard bud what more can i say
i know de wae
market forces turn malware into porsches
and the white hats attend courses just to reverse my sources
im chasing currency - can i get a hallelujah?
professor ytcracker is just trying to school ya

do it for more than just achievements and ribbons
making a livings why God gave us all the gift of the gibsons
this game eternal - so shove another rootkit in the kernel
and wind up on the front page of the wall street journal
be an artist harvest accolades and showcase your smartness
and dont let em do you like they did the homie malware marcus
from the darkness i ascend on them leaderboards then
green hatting on that top ten

ytcracker - green hat (dicepticon darkmode mix)

beat by @rajzilla

goodness gracious (gracious gracious gracious)
got power over ethernet devices in a bunch of strange places
using off the shelf hardware bought at defcon in las vegas
spit these gold pressed bars im the digital grand nagus (nagus nagus nagus nagus) -
yes we the greatest (greatest greatest greatest greatest)
infiltrate your base with a case with the latest
tasty little toys i deploy on the premises
just your friendly nemesis poison packets venomous

redis dump like enemas puffing on some cannabis
binary 10 of us so try to be a friend of us
hacker mercenary with a very fierce squad
my roster going deep in the states and abroad
hacker spammer god with that pcap dump raw
ducking johnny q law with a signal blue call
til i fall on these nets gonna keep the fiber lit
all these haters in the game go and run a slash quit (slash quit)

we toolin'
we toolin' up

golly gee (gee gee gee gee)
played it close to the chest like a hug from jay street
speculated execution made intrusion kinda neat
bit unpractical but tactical when used with hyper v
unprotected jenkins (jenkins jenkins jenkins jenkins)
fifteen grand in a bounty if your boy aint mistaken
subdomains for the taking s3 bucket viewrule breaking
dns bruteforcing baby make that bailiwick awaken

infosec apprentice (prentice prentice prentice)
developing a system like the one and only DENNIS
when youre following the gospel give your soul a quick replenish
garbage collection is endless in this mempool left defenseless
USERAUTH_SUCCESS instead of USERAUTH_REQUEST
and i moonwalk in your server with a rootshell more or less
bitch we taking over (over over over over)
like mitnick jacked a chipset from the homie mikey grover

thugcrowd zlz pink panther zuphzuph me mumbling some shit

ytcracker - toolin up (twitch mix) (beat by rajzilla)

beat by @jhfly - "birthday song"

its your boy neals - how you been whats been cracking
i been chilling up in prison since this bullshit happened
been a few years now still trying to make some sense of things
went and risked it all a few listened when my whistle ring
a select few soldiers always loyal
to the words that i was preaching in my hat of tinfoil
like yourself, so i had to pen this letter
to you - cause you've been listening to truth

i've been labeled as a prophet or a leader or an activist
but im just another human asterisk
in the scheme of things - and im despondent about it
cause nobody wanna be a failure filled with that doubt and
you know i tried to raise awareness - and gain some listeners
maybe if i sucked less then opinions would differ
but these reddit threads im seeing no my name is never mentioned
aint a treatise on neutrality where neals gets some attention (no affection)

i might sound like a whiner
but i wouldnt trade my talents for the tea in all of china
yea it hurts when ive devoted all my soul to these pursuits
and ive sacrificed my life to microphones and killer roots
maybe ive inspired just enough to make a difference
but this business is a tough one and i feel ive earned a pittance
for my - relentless efforts going spitting the gospel
authentic to my message never wavered never waffled

my mental health is fragile and perpetually embattled
in this struggle with my demons arthur morgan in the saddle
and my self destructive nature makes more obstacles to face or i
can complicate life further with a misclick of my cursor
but im fortunate and blessed that my skillset gave me options
and i think ive snowballed karma to the point of near exhaustion - 
even when im gone im not forgotten 
which is more than you can say for the average artist dropping
tracks

lose my footing every time i feel im gaining traction
try to focus through the mass distraction
and im feeling like a fraction of my former self no satisfaction 
try to write some music but it lacks the passion -
systems crashing in a chain reaction
so i ingest a bunch of drugs to feel some minor calefaction
and i lack the knack to fasten my seatbelt and strap in
afraid of interacting with the public cause i feel theyre laughing

at me - my inconsistency apparent
from a manic fearless daring bitcoin baron on a tear into
a recluse - an agoraphobic hermit
with a lack of electric current through my hacker circuit -
thin epidermis with no sense of purpose -
my kernel idle with no running service -
alone and nervous with no fuel to drive the furnace
feel im missing all my chances to return in earnest

dude imperfect coding go and serpent -
music merchant asking "is it worth it?"
incarcerated in this prison civil servant
who's been sentenced with a verdict in a freak occurrence
out of control like all my dedis running kubernetes
patchless open access with no coldwater protect my levees
perpetual defendant
i just want to end it overdose and maybe ill transcend it

feel discouraged because i once had the courage
and now im just a shadow with a soul malnourished
hoping praying for the return of the eagerness i demonstrated
killmark etched on cases of the systems that i penetrated
at the very least just let me get it motivated
enough to take a couple steps ahead to get me calibrated
forever yours, gang affiliated
neals
signed and dated

ytcracker - letter from neals

produced by amplitude problem for his "crime of curiosity" album: https://amplitudeproblem.bandcamp.com/album/crime-of-curiosity

all proceeds from album go to the EFF.

hack the planet!

lyrics:
look around what do you see? 
couple handfuls of hackers with that black hat mentality 
and most of us got records cause we feel compelled to flex 
our compulsion bore these systems that we probably born to wreck 
mad respect to my hacker gopniks (gopniks) 
hacking our election process like a boss bitch (boss bitch) 
this type of terrorism rarely look terrible 
aint no bloodshed no body count just some variables 
add a few here (here) - subtract a few there (there) 
load up all your twitter bots and tweet your crew there 
phantom army folding up the shop origami 
never betting on the horses betting on the jockies 
so stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 
database pushed right to the open 
google dorking em 
stick a fork in em 
fork a process stick a fork in em 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast 

been preparing hella years 
my disciples round the globe have been sharpening their spears
all my peers knew the battleground was shifting from the barrels of these smokers 
to an internet of thingies spoofing packets off of toasters 
and the public stay complicit (complicit) 
every time they pay a visit to my malware im racking up them digits 
and these kids are getting sick with it the targets are ubiquitous 
ubiquiti st nicholas my hackers with the impetus 
one sixty nine two fifty four 
exfiltrate your cloud credentials straight out the front door 
let em know - from the server side my execution sucia 
computadora astucia aqui China Rusia 
welcome to my world im a global god incarnate 
any network put a posse of my hungry youngins on it 
and its curtains grab your nuts and take a seat up at my table 
whether wireless or cabled i been hacking since the cradle 
ya heard 

enter my world as opaque as it look 
this dark artistry with modesty no page in a book 
can teach you anything we learning no mistaking we crooks 
and we be chopping up them blades like a fleet of chinooks 
and our weaponry is definitely odd to say the least 
we aint gotta roll a bunch of tanks in tandem down these streets
we just roll a couple keystrokes on these proggies push release 
and voila a coup d'etat is on the menu fucking beast

ytcracker - enter my world (produced by amplitude problem)

Ytcracker - System Failed (Max James Remix)

produced by @yamyam-nakedgun

made this bed i gotta sleep in it
sorry im a little codependent
i think about you from the moment that my eyes open
then i get the sinking feeling that my life's broken
miss you every day - i can barely focus
know youre moving on and its hard for me to cope with
cant forgive the fact that i couldnt adjust
course correct when it mattered the most
kept up that neglect
these regrets that i carry -
thought i would marry you
feelings that explode psychologically bury you

begged you on my hands and knees 
you gave me a list of reasons and i asked you pretty please
reconsider baby feel me im equipped with better tools
and i know that getting back with me it breaks all of your rules -
i apologize and i cant alter the past 
but i can sure spend all my future making our future a blast

shook your head no feelings for me dead so
whatever switch you flipped has me flipped out of your bed so
no matter what i say i do i cant reverse it
wish i could lift this curse using this verse if you just heard it
i know i fucked up - the king of second chances
third and fourth and fifth and sixth rejected your advances
i apologize - i let it get out of pocket
by the time i had the answers it was too late to stop it

and you dont owe me anything girl
i guess i didnt realize how much of my world
was tied up in your beautiful eyes in those sparkles
miss em looking back at me im losing my marbles

miss tracing on your scars and your stripes 
miscommunication had me missing the brights
missed the cuddling and make up nights
cause i mistook your anger as the source of our fights
the new perspective that was handed to me
i couldnt even grasp til i had asked you to leave
and in the shuffle - i guess i killed whatever was left
just a bittersweet end an unfortunate death

but as long as we got life in these lungs
i gotta shoot my shot i gotta work with these guns
i apologize - i just think it will work
and im willing to go the distance even though it will hurt
and as long as i can get you to smile 
maybe youll remember why you gave me a trial
in the first place - a way that i could capture your heart
and we can give ourselves another reason to start

i just cant let this go so easy
writing all these songs and im sounding cheesy
i apologize - im just sorry in general
sorry that i couldnt make it work with my mental
state and i needed a break to recalibrate
clean up my act step back and retaliate
at these behaviors that were breaking us up
i just want another try to begin making this up

sorry i might need a lesson in patience
heart skipping with a whiff of your fragrance
a glass of sunshine to brighten the aegis
apologies on these titanium pages

ytcracker - i apologize (prod by Naked Gun)

I wanted to make a "hard" hacker song. This is what I came up with.

Beat Produced by: Shirazi Beats
Post-Production: 0xdade
Written / Recorded / Mixed: 0xdade

Lyrics:
[ Verse 1 ]
This ones for the blackhats who aint afraid to hack back
A hundred thousand shells homie you aint even half that
Hoardin all my access like I am a pack rat
lukscrypt on my wallet so nobody crack dat

Sorry officer, I don't know who hacked you
Really officer, I don't know what that do
Silly officer, I will never chat you
Call my lawyer up, he'll explain that you

gotta let me go, you know the routine
I am not a bad guy, you know what I mean
Ain't nobody catch me cause I keep it so clean
Starin at this screen since I was a teen

slammin caffeine, I'm a hacking machine
But this is not real, I seen it in a zine
You really think I'd paint, such a vivid scene
Snitchin on myself, man that's obscene

[ Hook (x2) ]
This ones for the hackers and the thugs
The ones who stay up all night huntin bugs
The ones who droppin 0day just because
The ones who do it just to catch a buzz

[ Verse 2 ]
Hangin out on irc I know they got they eyes on me
Just waitin for a slip up or for someone to try n leak
The feds is always tryin me, the heat is nearly fryin me
Their orbit's closin in but I don't play with ion beams

Snatched my laptop up, but its encrypted
Got nothin on me cause the switch, I flipped it
Destroyed the evidence, everything I scripted
That 5am knock just like I predicted

Got me in a raid n now they want me to do five
Their entire case rests on this one dude's drive
Everything we ever said he kept an archive
Keep that in mind if you try n join the dark side

If you ever hack with homies, snitchin is prevalent
Threat of a sentence got em turnin state's evidence
Hackin heavy metal man the danger is evident
Keep to yourself and only tell 'em what's relevant

[ Hook (x2) ]

Hackers & Thugs

Wake Up (feat Ytcracker)

unbound

5G (ft ytcracker)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

booking/press/proposals/hate mail:
rapper@gmail.com

ytcracker - enter my world (produced by amplitude problem)

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