Love it! Kinda weird hearing you use autotune, but refreshing. Kudos!

sounds tight as fuck dude, the flow is killer.

dicepticon did some beat things i did some voice things and you get scientific to them i think

i love robots

wisely syndicate - that kid (demo)

pretty straightforward instrumental

king nurga 2.0 reigns supreme

ytcracker (wisely syndicate) - the ballad of mr wisely (v1)

Locaie - POURQUOI JE ME TUE A ÇA (ft kyks!!)(Sped up)

i always make this shittiest songs around halloween time

please spend the beginning funky part of the song reflecting on society and chuck testa

feel free to freestyle and sing along with the chorus as well everybody knows it
even if you dont live here

im going to go get cigarettes

hi - im a ceo
im a chairman of the board for so and so
so what i got a raise for poor performance
but i guess it makes sense when you hear the chorus
stock options - gold potty
id fire everybody but then whod make the coffee
just more money for moi
and ill never go to jail im above the law
politicians? i own em
and i got a gang of senators all up on my scrotum
and my great great great great uncle
killed a bunch of indians to start his hustle
shouldnt help people they can help themselves
i did it with my trust fund and oil wells
so why cant they? (why cant they?)
like gaga said i was born this way

even golfers at my country club are yelling FORE - closure
and the only way that taxes getting paid is slanging doja
on the facebook slingin diet pills or bizop on the link tip
cuz my corporation took a bailout handed you a pink slip
the american dream - i used your revenue checks to buy things
like planes and bombs and banks and tanks
so you can get groped at the airport - thanks
do you got a degree? forget a paying job you can work for free
student loans no sweat i can cut you a break
just let me go ahead and raise your credit card rates


ytcracker - living in america (crappy hotel version)

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

ytcracker - i can

some 2k12 album shit ill just throw up for shits to listen to
produced by platinumsellers some fire ish

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i get gwap my way
cuz there aint a safe bet the way that i play
i play it reckless leveraging processors to hilts
i feel - guilty when i look at the speeds
i got them hot fresh leads double opt in copped them
from ryan kauffman off the regpaths dropped gems
shopping my service around
trying to find an affiliate network who will run this with me into the ground

i hear that skype *sfx* sound
now im running all my progs like the triple crown
i got the horse dick clowned on the mound with my pitch
im the billy mays of the inboxed internet bitch
run it through the weekend so on monday people go to work
open up an email from another random jerk
selling cheap antidepressants without a prescription first
im basically a nurse with a fifty thousand dollar purse

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i holla mei wei
hairetsu is japanese for an array
my program religiously; mayday
and it brings a lot of tithing up on pay day
with a fresh newsletter and a fresh new header
the way i blast i promise that you can't do better
a little quick witted all week i stick with it
then that friday comes along and i let the list get it
see the thing with us, is the deals been discussed
and i speak for everyone that we wont show no disgust
see the marketing industry ya i happen to know it
when the monday comes around its gone happen to show it
screw a watch, cause im only wearin a timepeice 
my business model so attractive  that its a dimepeice 
ofcoarse all the emails that i got are opt in's
just keep it noted that im given them options

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me show you how i ghost up on my icase
invisible as two thousand and twelve myspace
and await my connect to feed me the submit
that ill be blasting through the filters yea my pitch to the mitt
im mitt - romney i made a living off my hobby
and yea theres been a bunch of people who would rather rob me
but i treat em softly
because fighting with a hater always ending awfully

id rather no distractions only paper chasing actions
keep my family in traction while i keep the money stacking
let them know that im not acting when i say
that we created fifty thousand dollar fridays
out of bits and bytes and bodies and bolo
credits out the wazoo running all my yolo
servers at the colo burning out they lights
cuz theyre blinking off and on so fast a seizure bout to strike

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

in this game called the internet theres no shame
order domains and the servers under no name
like hank hill with the propane
i got accessories to make the campaign hot like gold flames
slanging berries like its cocaines
then recycle my old messages like coke cains
there aint a limit to the limits in my skyway
on a fifty thousand dollar friday

ytcracker and hairetsu - fifty thousand dollar friday

emo manic whodis take note

is our chemistry fizzling? are you getting distant?
because i feel like this relationship is getting like prison
im giving - everything that i possibly could or can
im trying to show you that i love you that i am a good man
the bestest ever - everytime that i lock it down and endeavor
to demonstrate that i make the mate that you want up in your corner
it seems you wanna make it harder every step of the way
say you just needing a bite but then you take the buffet

no longer reach for my hand im always fishing for yours
whenever youre fishing for compliments i will find you the words
still got these bees and the birds wrapped all up deep in your curves
butterflies up in my tummy dumbly put a crease in my nerves
but it occurs to me that i do none of the same
to the vision that you have of me and i think im to blame
so i turn up the flame double down and maintain
because as long as one of us is loving its all in the game


everything you need
i give you but dont receive back and
now im in the breeze
in the wind another victim of
the
one way love


i got this - cup - filled to the top with emotional potion
and every time you take a sip i notice something is broken
i cant help but notice that your focus is off
you stay a million miles away after ive broken you off
cant - put my finger on it - but somethings amiss
the way that you used to clutch my shoulders when i went in for a kiss
the way that you ran your fingers through my hair like a comb
and the way that youd sing my name when you would answer the phone

i feel alone - i cant ignore anymore
and ive confirmed my suspicions but every day im still wishing
that this phase will just pass and its back to the fast love
ignite that old school passion that we had in the past, love
but thats love - sometimes you give and you take
sometimes you bending over backwards so much that you break
i cant - be the only one forgiving mistakes
cause id rather have you give me nothing than something this fake

everything you need
i give you but dont receive back and
now im in the breeze
in the wind another victim of
the
one way love

ytcracker - one way love (cut v2)

p.s. i don't advocate abstinence in any way i'll just rap like i do so girls think i am a gentleman

like "one way love", this song is another lovey dovey nerdymotions nerd emotions song about another one of my friend's situations in the first person

when i say "this was back in 1999 so i mapquest" that line isn't really true i just really wanted to say that

also the story of me courting my ex wife or current flame is infinitely less cool and you've heard most of that already

i just want to be a poet of the internet and report on other peoples' lives in the first person thank you good night

lyrics:
like most things in my life - i met her on the internet
i was still finding myself not quite centered yet
nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet
better yet - she aint know my game or the yella vette
i just a teen with the hormones raging
she a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion
hit her with the request chat at her behest
bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

all the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless
late night instant messaging trading secrets
talking bout the feelings in the past we mightve repressed
bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest
tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"
dont wanna tell him i was dreaming all night
with a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font
moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon
in the shape of a heart took a picture in my room
made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a santa hat
told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that
she let out a little giggle told me she was shy
but she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy
asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?
at a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy
dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)
so i got her address got up off the mattress
this was back in 1999 so i mapquest
printed out directions marked up all the exits
went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace
told her i would see her and i hope her expectation
met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

well it did - and she was all i hoped for 
made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store
so i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more
so i had to cope more
burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting
just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend
holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop
take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

she a little innocent parents old fashioned
i wont jump the gun on a night of rushed passion
got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare
and a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air
two of us a pair in twitterpation
and its only getting better every second that were waiting
no debating going on gonna take this girl to prom
and i can do the rest later paris or milan

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal
i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal


i don't know if this is a single or an album release or something i just recorded it because i think the two of them are sweet and young and amazing

ytcracker - second base appeal (v1)

download if you really want to its kind of rough

internet relay - chat
i got a load of MSR dumps to offload - stat
i just hope there aint no rats up in the channel
cuz we aint need another lulzsec scandal
peep the gandalf wizardry ghosting on the interknee
bnc bouncing up my signal through a pringles
cantenna aint nobody run this spam betta
than the godfather - globe trotting baud dada

don data don data don draper of this internet paper
still killing cold capers
got your neighbors wireless up in a tizzy
cuz i planted little trojans up in every major city
what you think i do on tour? rap dont pay the bills
im chaotic neutral swag with computer hacking skills
so check the stripes up on the jacket
and pay respects to the malformed SYN packet

we meddle in mcgirt - online
im a filthy lil hacker but i still shine
got an army on the grind
check the stamp on the time
put your clicking finger up if you represent computer crime

linkedin eharmony databases
stored up on the cloud in a bunch of different places
for all the homies who in my good graces
download away aint nobody gonna trace us
we in the majors
using burners since the days of the two way pagers
cop an anonymous server and do some digital murder
so we can bender up the law will you please insert girder

im a nerd who gets it in cause i was born in the bitstream
manipulate the internet with all of my bit schemes
these bit dreams from the crt to the flip screen
i hit greens and listen to the words on my hit themes
soundtrack for the hackers on my downline
verify a list d3 during downtime
is that a legendary red off the rack?
gonna hit the auction house and sell it for a hundred mil flat

ytcracker - computer crime (demov1) (free dl)

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/earthbound-adventures-of-the-sound-stone-vol-1 for album its free dont be a square enix

ytcracker
earthbound: adventures of the sound stone vol. i
the return from the space mission
release date: the end of the earth 12.21.12

got a lanyard full of thumb drives
any shape any color i got any size
im futuristic like the starship enterprise
and im clowning on the game like im pennywise
so idolize me
go on searching through the contents
do some sifting through the nonsense
you will find a cornucopia of allocated
bytes arranged in a deranged way

make sure your shells configured properly
and dont go rummaging so sloppily
that organized chaos sitting sorted by type
took me my whole lifetime to amass so get right
double click on the icons
i see you scan the screen like a cylon
yea its attractive but try to catch your breath
because the hard part aint even begun yet

choose a file
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file i got plenty to burn
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file
choose a file man you got plenty to learn

i see you browsing those extensions looking for rars
but did i mention that good things come in small packages?
i hacked kids and put their docs in a text file
nudes of their girlfriends exported like a textile
jpegs gifs pngs
i got photoshops of taylor swift taking two knees
i got them exes
i got them secret gov certificate rijndael keys

and see those csvs?
thats a bunch of stolen data i got using havij
its so easy anyone could do it try it yourself
then you can form your own leet hacker group and rake in the wealth
powerpoints for the corporate
them nine to fivers doing all kinds of boring shit
man i salute you keep the world turning on its axis
have a couple mp3s from your favorite hackers
choose a file mang

click 4 album free duh

ytcracker - choose a file (album out end of earth 12.21.12)

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

booking/press/proposals/hate mail:
rapper@gmail.com

ytcracker - one way love (cut v2)

ytcracker

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