ytcracker - space walk (hijinks space mix)

for the sxsw thing
dicepticon on da beat

ytcracker - i got the product

tanner4105 has a big penis and uses it on you at will

mic damager whodi who still spamming ya
hemorrhage brain stems with memorable space jams
i don't give a damn bout how them antis be speaking
i got a campaign in the hopper and i'm blasting all weekend
i got that fri-day mentality
not rebecca black but ice to the third power 
and like a whiskey and sour
you can find me in the mix more often than not
cuz my beats knock i got that wub wub wobble
and i like the filthy filthy shit yes it's hard to swallow
that my following on twitter got combined IQ
of a hundred million billion cuz we're smarter than you

we got that nerd flu - we sick with the hustle
while we built on computers yes you might've built your muscle
but we built the internet and telephone networks
dg pull your doc like threads on a sweatshirt

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x2

i dont want to ffucking asdo apaopadsstroapeuhes anymorea OHAHISHDSKJasam

most the people that decipher my lyrics we kin spirits
cuz we obviously share the same interests so go pimp this
in your whip or cage TEMPEST michael faraday narrative
cant resist these nerdy genes i inherited

"yea you best secure your password"
the last words that you heard before we rooted ya son
im under tutelage of one the Spam God - Praise
get up on the Internet and show me your ways

i havent slept in days bawls and vault bottles on the floor
littering the path to the office door (tell me more)
got a jailbreak on the sly from coders at dev-team
iOS show a pwnapple up on that load screen

im a living dream - im living proof that it works
to put the word hertz in a song and move it along
without the slightest bit of pain connotated at all
well maybe just a little bit i dont want to look too soft

there really aren't lyrics here but you might be reading
this thinking these are the lyrics but i am just saying hello
because i am very scientific i am organic matter
thank you very much holler sir

baby take it off - change your permissions a bit
get an array made of legs if i run a quick split()
youd be surprised at how that pick up line does at the bars
in silicon valley with them nerd rock stars

dropping hertz on em
bitch i got gigs in the bag
dropping hertz on em
give em nerd life fly the flag
dropping hertz on em
listen to me newbie dont laugh
i do math motherfucker do the math motherfucker

x3

ytcracker - droppin' hertz on 'em

pretty straightforward instrumental

king nurga 2.0 reigns supreme

ytcracker (wisely syndicate) - the ballad of mr wisely (v1)

Angel Night!

i always make this shittiest songs around halloween time

please spend the beginning funky part of the song reflecting on society and chuck testa

feel free to freestyle and sing along with the chorus as well everybody knows it
even if you dont live here

im going to go get cigarettes

hi - im a ceo
im a chairman of the board for so and so
so what i got a raise for poor performance
but i guess it makes sense when you hear the chorus
stock options - gold potty
id fire everybody but then whod make the coffee
just more money for moi
and ill never go to jail im above the law
politicians? i own em
and i got a gang of senators all up on my scrotum
and my great great great great uncle
killed a bunch of indians to start his hustle
shouldnt help people they can help themselves
i did it with my trust fund and oil wells
so why cant they? (why cant they?)
like gaga said i was born this way

even golfers at my country club are yelling FORE - closure
and the only way that taxes getting paid is slanging doja
on the facebook slingin diet pills or bizop on the link tip
cuz my corporation took a bailout handed you a pink slip
the american dream - i used your revenue checks to buy things
like planes and bombs and banks and tanks
so you can get groped at the airport - thanks
do you got a degree? forget a paying job you can work for free
student loans no sweat i can cut you a break
just let me go ahead and raise your credit card rates


ytcracker - living in america (crappy hotel version)

hijinks space original mix of ye olde take a knee

ytcracker - take a knee (hijinks space original)

ytcracker - i can

some 2k12 album shit ill just throw up for shits to listen to
produced by platinumsellers some fire ish

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i get gwap my way
cuz there aint a safe bet the way that i play
i play it reckless leveraging processors to hilts
i feel - guilty when i look at the speeds
i got them hot fresh leads double opt in copped them
from ryan kauffman off the regpaths dropped gems
shopping my service around
trying to find an affiliate network who will run this with me into the ground

i hear that skype *sfx* sound
now im running all my progs like the triple crown
i got the horse dick clowned on the mound with my pitch
im the billy mays of the inboxed internet bitch
run it through the weekend so on monday people go to work
open up an email from another random jerk
selling cheap antidepressants without a prescription first
im basically a nurse with a fifty thousand dollar purse

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me tell you how i holla mei wei
hairetsu is japanese for an array
my program religiously; mayday
and it brings a lot of tithing up on pay day
with a fresh newsletter and a fresh new header
the way i blast i promise that you can't do better
a little quick witted all week i stick with it
then that friday comes along and i let the list get it
see the thing with us, is the deals been discussed
and i speak for everyone that we wont show no disgust
see the marketing industry ya i happen to know it
when the monday comes around its gone happen to show it
screw a watch, cause im only wearin a timepeice 
my business model so attractive  that its a dimepeice 
ofcoarse all the emails that i got are opt in's
just keep it noted that im given them options

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

let me show you how i ghost up on my icase
invisible as two thousand and twelve myspace
and await my connect to feed me the submit
that ill be blasting through the filters yea my pitch to the mitt
im mitt - romney i made a living off my hobby
and yea theres been a bunch of people who would rather rob me
but i treat em softly
because fighting with a hater always ending awfully

id rather no distractions only paper chasing actions
keep my family in traction while i keep the money stacking
let them know that im not acting when i say
that we created fifty thousand dollar fridays
out of bits and bytes and bodies and bolo
credits out the wazoo running all my yolo
servers at the colo burning out they lights
cuz theyre blinking off and on so fast a seizure bout to strike

ill tell you how i get gwap my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
ive prepared all week for this high pay
for this blast on the information super high way
ill tell you how i holla my way
on a fifty thousand dollar friday
time to test out the creatives that i made
and to see how creative i am at my trade

in this game called the internet theres no shame
order domains and the servers under no name
like hank hill with the propane
i got accessories to make the campaign hot like gold flames
slanging berries like its cocaines
then recycle my old messages like coke cains
there aint a limit to the limits in my skyway
on a fifty thousand dollar friday

ytcracker and hairetsu - fifty thousand dollar friday

Its 2020
We rocking grey hats & Grayer skies
Partition swapping 
teraflopping
clocking all the grey lies

full package
I wanna be your bond villain girl
Hack this planet
Get paid
break the world
take system offline 
traffic through the hardline
take aim
shoot
forced hard reboot

crash and burn it down
the best that I’ve found
rounding up the decimal
to take away your frown
loading up the exploit
take a hit of this joint
heading off the snitches 
take them out at gunpoint

take them out at gunpoint

heading off the snitches 
take them out at gunpoint

Credit card number 
database leak
Crack a root terminal
Admin password weak
wanna be your freq
its your data I seek
Hack your heart with a cam girl peek

Running these streets
Banging with my geeks
Penetrate your network
hacker techniques
We got a PCI flow
Hop a Vlan set go
Running up on user data
Better bring a backhoe

full package
I wanna be your bond villain girl
Hack this planet
Get paid
break the world
take system offline 
traffic through the hardline
take aim
shoot
forced hard reboot

crash and burn it down
the best that I’ve found
rounding up the decimal
to take away your frown
loading up the exploit
take a hit of this joint
heading off the snitches 
take them out at gunpoint

Bond Villain Girl

Fucking with the code yea I forgot to sleep
Fucking with the music I forgot to eat
Snacking on your packets
cybercrime rackets
burning out my cell
so the feds cant track it

Talking to myself like
Oh yeah I need it
Gotta hack that
You know I bleed it
Typing out commands
Counting up the bands
Popping network creds
Make a Pcap expand

Red flags I don’t see them
Red team yeah we be them
Gotta hit your network
Putting in that nerd work
Stacking up tokens
Gonna make your girl twerk

Distracted boyfriend
Like ew you meme it
Break it down baby
Like lets double team it
Freqy little lifestyle
Make a black hat smile
-T1 baby
 take a little while

I stand
I cry
I lie
I take
I Wonder when a better day gonna break

I grind
I roll
I light
I take
I Wonder when a better day gonna break


Fucking with my mind I forgot to sleep
Fucking with my heart I forgot to eat 
Traffic while im online
Ducking out the trapline
Sneaking past a firewall
Never break a Baseline 

Doing cam work but
I don’t need it
Found a datasheet
Learned to read it
Over air commands
Deciphering the stands
Real time data flow
Waveform expands


Elevating priv yeah I’ll just ask
Escalating love through a subnet mask
Wifi waifu
Never gonna hurt you
Brute force baby
Got that numb heart passthrough

Talking to myself like
Oh yeah I need it
Gotta hack that
You know I bleed it
TCP dumping 
Throughput bumping
Noisy exploit
Got the IDS jumping

I stand
I cry
I lie
I take
I Wonder when a better day gonna break

I grind
I roll
I light
I take
I Wonder when a better day gonna break

trapline

i want to be a robot when i grow up.

booking/press/proposals/hate mail:
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ytcracker (wisely syndicate) - the ballad of mr wisely (v1)

ytcracker

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