My penys has warts 
My penys good at sports
Little did you know, it bulges through my shorts

My dog licked my dick
Use that peanut butter
Call me Laurana Bobbit bitch
Im that penys cutter

My dick, itches
I get no bitches 
Dog bit my dick
Now I need stitches

Killed that damn dog, bitch
No more biting my junk
Turn on that radio hoe
Bruno Mars, Uptown funk

Doctor was delusional
Said I had chlamydia 
So I turned around
Fucked him with my genetalia

Cumming on a principle 
Call me a school shooter
Run up on me, gonna get fuckin neutered
My penys has warts
My penys good as sports
Fuck a hoe in some John Cena jorts

Speaking of John Cena
My Penys you cant see
WWE triple threat
one two three

Balls so big
Quack like a rubber ducky 
You already know, sippin lean 
Eatin dino nuggies

Eat my shorts
Call me bart Simpson
Headin to the old folks home
Know I’ll be pimpin 

Bitches call me Joe Biden
Wait, no the fuck they don't?
Why did the fuck did I say that
Lemme just leave it alone. 

My Penys be moonwalkin
Just like Michael Jackson 
Penis so large it runs
Just like track season

PENYS

The Second Coming Of Creem

Sailing the seven seas with me crew in tow
My rhymes just like the ocean, never-ending flow
Yarrgg! Smell the salt in the air
Open the chest, them dabloons sure look mighty rare

I'm the meanest toughest captain that you ever did see
Even Blackbeard himself can't compare to me
I'll sink your ship, make the titanic look like a joke
My crew is very best, while yours is broke

Me pistol in hand, while on the other it's a nasty hook
Bought them both with all the jewels I have robbed and took
The cool  ocean breeze is all I know
I'm no amateur pirate, I'm the number one pro

Cross me one time, I'll make you walk the plank
Cross me a second, with my cutlass you'll be shanked
Plunder your booty, and I'm not talking sexually
Me dabloons always increasing, exponentially

Me parrot is my number one companion
He for sure has more brains than a bum named Brandon
Speaking of, come here Potty, the captain has to go
I have to sail the ocean, to and fro

Scallywag Anthem

im a visionary, visionary
revolutionary
oregon trail, gonna die of dysentary
tinkerbell, tiny ass bitch
i wanna kill that fairy
im a schizo, got no friends
they all imaginary 

im a bit of a dumbass
dont know what im sayin
half the time
im not even playin
people wanna be like me
yung sour creem, so they prayin
what else ends in ayin
super sayain?

i'd kick the easter bunnies ass, easily
make that bitch ass bunny spit up some grass
furiously
big ass bunny
highkey it used to scare me
gotta wear a mask so i beat his ass
anonymously 

im a visionary, visionary
like i stated clearly
im pretty, i hate big words
gotta grab a dictionary
y'all know jason voorhees
that bitch pretty scary
all my opps, one day gonna end in up
In an obituary

thats a lie, i got no opps
im too much of a coward to fight
altough, fuck with my cat
i'll kick yo ass all night
i love my cat that bitch go meow meow meow
lil annoying, but everything is alright
i punt kicked a 3 year old
purely out of spite


fuck that lil bitch

VISIONARY

Introduction

Attack On Freestyle (Ft. Shadow Demon From Hell)

Livin That Farm Life

This beat irregular, that's for sure
But I don't really give a fuck
Not no more

Nope, not a single fuck
Not from me
Won't even catch me
Givin 2 or 3

"Irregularity"
That's what they call me
But, to be honest I kind of agree

Not because I'm bad
No quite the opposite
No actually it's because
My rap is exquisite

Way too exquisite
I'm not like the rest
On a whole other level
Some might even say the best

Those people are correct
Damn right
My rap game never lacking day or night


Irregular, Sour, and Creem
Those are some words which you can describe me
Pristine
Supreme
Extreme
Still don't agree? Bitch please

Irregular is the title of the song
Ima beat yo ass like
King Kong

Wait Lemme be real, probably not
You could beat my ass
Turn me into a knot

See? Told you I was irregular
Nobody else would admit that
Anyway, let's just go to the next track

Irregular

P E N Y S 2
PENYS 2
PENYS 2
P E N Y S 2
PENYS 2
PENYS 2

Penys 2 bitch, yes I'm doin it
I'ma rap about my penys until the song ends
Speakin of my Penys, it just robbed a bank
My penys so immaculate Ima sell it on shark tank

My penys commits war crimes, my penys is a terrorist
Go as my Penys for halloween, cuz it is the scariest

My doctor is still delusional, sayin I got hepatitis 
Showed him who's boss, fucked him til he got arthritis

P E N Y S 2
PENYS 2
PENYS 2
P E N Y S 2
PENYS 2
PENYS 2

My Penys is a night guard, stayin Five Nights at Freddy's
My Penys got a pick up, it ain't a Ford it's a Chevy

My Penys lives in a pineapple, call it SpongeBob Squarepants
My Penys addicted to gambling, it leaves things up to chance

PENYS 2

this is just penys 2 if it wasnt cut. its the superior version.

P E N Y S 2
PENYS 2
PENYS 2
P E N Y S 2
PENYS 2
PENYS 2

Penys 2 bitch, yes I'm doin it
I'ma rap about my penys until the song ends
Speakin of my Penys, it just robbed a bank
My penys so immaculate Ima sell it on shark tank

My penys commits war crimes, my penys is a terrorist
Go as my Penys for halloween, cuz it is the scariest

My doctor is still delusional, sayin I got hepatitis 
Showed him who's boss, fucked him til he got arthritis

P E N Y S 2
PENYS 2
PENYS 2
P E N Y S 2
PENYS 2
PENYS 2

PENYS 2

THE SECOND ONE

SEQUEL!
My Penys is a night guard, stayin Five Nights at Freddy's
My Penys got a pick up, it ain't a Ford it's a Chevy

My Penys lives in a pineapple, call it SpongeBob Squarepants
My Penys addicted to gambling, it leaves things up to chance

Penys 2, it's uncut, yeah all theforeskin
Ima knock yo ass out, you gonna fall bowling pin
My penis built a wall like the one in Berlin
Yeah the Berlin Wall except this one won't fall
My Penys got a helmet it's gonna play football
Deshaun Watson is a football player
Fuck Deshaun tho, I hate him, I'm a hater
He's don't ask for consent, he's such a freak
My penys gonna beat his ass all week
Wait that sounds gay, I didn't mean it that way
If I did, I'd be doin ballet

Penys 2 bitch, all the foreskin is attached
When it comes to rappin I am simply unmatched
Nobody comes close to me, no, they never will
My Penys is a lawyer, call him Jimmy McGill
I'm cooking meth in the desert, call me Heisenberg
Call me Lincoln too, cuz I'm writing Gettysburg
My Penys glows in the dark, yuh it's luminescent
This song getting too long, I'm gonna have to end it

PENYS

Yung Sour Creem

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