Game Informer '91 you see they throw it way back
fast forward 2017 they still the best on the map
leader of the pack none other that the great Andy Mac
who's blows your mind every single time he be dropping them facts
cant forget Andrew One Try-ner Star Wars Name Designer Reiner
when it comes to gaming I believe there's nobody finer
please
I loved the comedy when I got to see
Kim Wallace throwing pies at the face of Baby Javy
uh
don't be stupid
you want some exclusives then go and visit GI's resident Buddha that's Joe Juba
challenging Tim Turi's knowledge of music
you gonna end up madder than a 9 time stress test loser
when it comes to sports you'll never see Matt Kato look foolish
that's like Dirty Dan Ryckert getting married without chalupas
Ben Reeves time traveling Kyle Hilliard perfect 10's
to anything that Zelda's in
Ben Hanson on the podcast
with bad puns to make ya mom laugh
and extensive knowledge about Pikachu
Elise Favis shes the number 1 cutie dude
don't get it twisted this the number 1 gaming crew
Suriel Vasquez can teach you Ryu's moves
Matt Miller's got it locked on the table top
and best believe if it be Destiny he talks a lot
Annette Gonzalez let ya know how much Harmonix rocks
Wade Wojick Jason Oestreicher they had the knobs
and now it's Leo Vader's turn to take em to the top
Brian Shea he probably buying up some Sonic socks
if we talking Matt Bertz we know he's hooping well
Fava's the best Jeff but only if Cork Goes to Hell
the best beats being played by Matt Helgeson
and Dan Tack being phased? Man he seldom is
GI making us smile in a world colder
I'm out I'm bout to go and have a misadventure with Kollar

The Game Informer Rap

A little story about an adorable robot who touched all of our hearts (for about 4 hours or so) named Pipo. Written by his (Over)blood brother Wienerless Steve





Seeming like yesterday I had just woke up
and as im looking around
it seems I dont know up
from down
spot a room in the corner of my eye
that would change my life forever cuz it's where you lied
so I
entered the room and I throw on a vest
yeah, you know me i'm only cold on my chest
as my my temperature rises then im ready to go
so now I power you up and now you're ready to roll
in this strange new world where I was all alone
you showed me nothing but love, welcomed me to your home
its like we were born together and we ride till we die
with that little claw thingy on the top of ya bod
what hell is that I dont want to think of that
because it tears my heart apart everytime im looking back
I just wanna reminisce about the good and not the pain
so for now I think I'll just say

I love my Pipo(x8)

thinking of your bleeps and bloops it's really taking me back
you never did laugh when I had that mishap with the anti-grav
and the statue collapsed as my vision went black
I started another game and I went and brought you right back
the definition of a friend that would be there to the end
traversing rooms with architecture that could never make sense
and the day you went away was when that monster attacked
you were thrown against the wall cuz you were watching my back
and as your body hit the ground I had to eff this thing up
I used my only laser dagger but somehow it got stuck
falling to my knees and as you fade I'm screaming your name
see I was born without a wiener now i've lost what remains
you were all that mattered, there were no other factors
I dont want to finish this game with another shitty voice actor
but I'll try just to carry your light
so thanks for the greatest 4 hours of gameplay of my life

I miss my Pipo(x8)

Yung Buttz

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