Tescos they wack
tryin to sell me onion rings
50p for a pack?

I shouldn't have spent all that money on those gucci slides
I should have invested it
In STONKS

I was walking by
saw a sign sayin deals up inside
so i went {{{{ZOOM}}}

Crusin' down the isles
looking for a spicy deal
but there wasn't one for miles

Damn that lasagna looking fine
sittin' on the shelf
right next to the wine

Had it all up in my bag
Heading to the exit
but then the speakers sang

{{{JACK DANIELS IS HALF PRICE}}}

You know I had to get it
Dropped all my shit and i sprinted
Got it in my hands
Felt so happy, I might just dance

Made it to the checkout
Damn i'm so excited I got a semi now 
{{{{ IN PUBLIC? AWWW COME ON CUH}}}}

vvitch