Choose your character:
Perri Powder
Shred Simmons
Shaun White
Dem Bones
Meat Man

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WhiteBoySummer

Chet Hanx

There is a Wolf Inside of You That Wants to Fish

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BATEMAN: New card. What do you think?

McDermott lifts it up and examines the lettering carefully.

McDERMOTT: Whoa. Very nice. Take a look.

He hands it to Van Patten.

BATEMAN: Picked them up from the printers yesterday.

VAN PATTEN: Good coloring.

BATEMAN: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

McDERMOTT (envious): Silian Rail?

VAN PATTEN: It is very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing.

He pulls a card out of his wallet and slaps it on the
table.]

VAN PATTEN: Look at this.

They all lean forward to inspect it.

PRICE: That's really nice.

Bateman clenches his fists beneath the table, trying to control his anxiety.

VAN PATTEN: Eggshell with Romalian type.

(Turning to Bateman)

What do you think?

BATEMAN (barely able to breathe, his voice a croak): Nice.

PRICE (holding the card up to the light): Jesus. This is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

Bateman stares at his own card and then enviously at McDermott's.

BATEMAN (V.O.): I can't believe that Price prefers McDermott's card to mine.

PRICE: But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

He holds up his own card.

PRICE: Raised lettering, pale nimbus white...

BATEMAN (choking with anxiety): Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Owen's card.

Price pulls a card from an inside coat pocket and holds it up for their inspection: "PAUL OWEN, PIERCE & PIERCE, MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS." Bateman swallows, speechless. The sound in the room dies down and all we hear is a faint heartbeat as Bateman stares at the magnificent card.

BATEMAN (V.O.): Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

His hand shaking, Bateman lifts up the card and stares at it
until it fills the screen. He lets it fall. The sound returns to normal.

CARRUTHERS: Is something wrong? Patrick...you're sweating.

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