Baroque Improv with Frodo

picture a duck in space. Drifting endlessly like a giant omniscient space baby. except he's a duck named Rodger. 

Cosmic Duck

A song about buying some clothes that fit correctly at a show.

Clothes

had to record a song that was in my head for ages, doesn sound much like i imagined it

Lizards love to fuck but pandas don't

one of the many, many, many songs about potatoes and death.

The potato is unafraid

Lizard Of Oz

from the film"Space Lizards stole my wife", this is played in the scene where John carries his unwanted 30 year old premature fetus man baby son to the fetus furnace because his eyes had a hint of green in them. this is unacceptable.

Into The Abortion Pit You Go Timmy 1

as Fredrick lay bleeding out in the snow, he looks out across the snowy tundra remembering his life, all that re regretted and wished he had done all seem pointless now, like a distant dream. a single tear falls down his cheek. crystallising in the cold as if to say "yep your pretty fucked mate"

Glorious Pudding

After Jenson's death, he finds himself walking across an eerily familiar landscape. it is cold and quiet. he sits by a moonlit lake, looking across he can see the moon perfectly in the completely still water. though as he looks up he finds the same cannot be said for the sky. A morbidly obese woman flails daintily about, almost completely engulfing the moon. "what a beautiful sight" he whispers as he starts to cry. He begins to furiously masturbate.

Moon Beneath The Lake

Choke the Kittens!

the bears will take your soul,
 watch out for the bears for the bears will take your soul.
bears are all around us they resent all of our haircuts shaped like owls and all those cheeses all those pricey pricey cheeses.

The Bears Will Take All The Soul

Jerry drowns in a flood of lobsters. no one noticed. nobody cared.

Lizard Fingers

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