at one point in this song, I heard "This boy is my stepsister—" WHAT

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

I don't own anything, credit goes to the original maker (I don't know who, sorry) :(

Surprise Buttsecks

The mercenaries after committing 20 war crimes in less than 5 minutes:

I’m Only Humann (TF2 Mercs Edition)

Medic!! - tf2 soundtrack

Another classic story with a twist!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMPt7kCNAuc

Read along! The stories can be found here: http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/u0ymh/the_strangest_security_tape_ive_ever_seen

The Strangest Security Tape I've Ever Seen by powerhawkmash

CULLMAN GROUPIES(prod.jmo)

Frontier Justice (Uncle Dane theme)

tf2 Drunken Pipe Bomb

YourDailyDoseOfFear is launching a book! Check out the sample we! It's fantastic and Thursday is getting extremely dark!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8r8eYR9QDU

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2034732565/memoirs-of-the-dead-book-from-your-daily-dose-of-f

ChinaDoll84 by YourDailyDoseOfFear

Surprise Buttsecks (TF2 Spy parody)

Royalty Free

Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Act One - Kevin Macleod

Image From Red Team's Unusual Day 
The Song is from Syrsa 
Enjoy!!

DJ Soldier and Sniper (Guro AZ) Syrsa

TF2 - Hudda Hudda Huh!

TF2 - Erectin  Gear!

THIS WASNT MADE BY ME!!! This was made by MrModez Pineapple. I uploaded it so I could listen to it offline!! I have no intentions to claim this work as my own

The link below is to their channel

https://www.youtube.com/c/MrModez

The Only Thing They Fear Is You [Doom Eternal  - TF2 MVM Remix] By MrModez Pineapple

Hello C O M R A D E S! We Need To Get The 
A S S ! 

BLU Heavy: "D A !"

RED Heavy: "Y I S, The A S S Must Be 
C L A I M E D !"

Hello my comrades I got another wonderful song but with the B A S S  B O O S T E D it's from The Pootis Engage Animation! I believe people on the English side of SoundCloud are having trouble finding this S O N G so here you go guys! go support the animation and go enjoy the Original Song that the Russian Rush was playing to get that A S S! Enjoy! ♥️ (◕o◕ )

(Have any requests? Put a comment telling me the cover with the link in your comment!)

Pootis Engage Animation: https://youtu.be/t2wxFRxXPIA

Original Song: 
https://youtu.be/_kj4iHxaueU


(Edit: 420 L i k e s?? (      ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
(Edit 2: Ty for the 1,000 likes guys! ❤️)
(Edit 3: My God almost 2,000 likes!? ty guys!💜)

Pootis Engage - Russian Rush For ASS (English Name) Smeshariki - from the screw(bass boosted)

an Amateur music artist with next to no skill or real drive, and everything I make sounds soulless.
how I do stuff:
make midi in Sekaiju midi software
add instruments/finalize midi layout in Ableton live 12
final touches/extra mixing in Audacity.

if bots follow me/like my songs/comment on my songs I will block them.

Also, the most popular songs on my account aren't even made by me. which is pretty telling imo.

WAR! - TF2

ZawnD

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