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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VS!
HANNIBAL LECTER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:
Oi mate, pass the liquor, it's Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rapper, following you way before the dawn of Twitter
I'm a human trigger warning, through the night until the morning
When the light shines upon my crimes, you find it sick, appalling
An infamous, notorious delinquent
There's little more gorier thing than living in Victorian England
This is horrorcore, beware if you're a common whore
Or at late night you may find me knocking on your door
Not keen to leave until I'm knee deep in blood and gore
Your grieving family on their knees, weeping, scrubbing floors
The police need a lead to know what they're looking for
My raps are like the way I eat my meat, bloody raw

Hannibal Lecter:
Jack, you're a classic, a megalomaniac
You haven't mentioned me once in your entire battle rap
Pity your verse wasn't worth a trip in the jacket
Quit jacking off on the track and put the lotion in the basket
And catch what the iller serial killer can deliver
Rhymes finer than the chianti I would pair with your liver
But the thought of your putrid flesh makes me want to shiver
Cause your British body's covered in more piss than kitty litter
You stabbed women when they wouldn't give you attention
Like a Penny Dreadful version of OJ Simpson
But these days your nickname is all that's even known
And you didn't even come up with that shit on your own

Jack the Ripper:
I'm real, you'll find me making vacancies in brothels
While you only exist inside the pages of a novel
You were kept for ages in a hovel
Contained within a cage behind a locked door while I never got caught
So who's the superior serial killer, Dr. Lecter?
I'm still wanted, you're forgotten, people these days are watching Dexter
So God protect you from the hell I spit upon us
I'm terrorizing London, fuck the 7/7 bombers

Hannibal Lecter:
No, no, Jack, you were doing fine
Before your ham-fisted attempt at a terrorist line
How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline
Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine
I'm the bon vivant of violence, a licensed psychiatrist
Who dines in higher society to the sound of violins
Don't get me wrong, I'd roast both your balls on my Hibachi
But for a serial killer you're as tasteless as a bowl of Kashi
You prey on a prostitute and play with her body
I don't mind that you're naughty, Jack, I hate that you're sloppy
Barney, take me back to solitary confinement
Cause this dirty little lamb has just been silenced

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEE- AHHH! -PIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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Stitches Parody

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a fucking girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen you fucking annoying fairy 
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't you think
Legend of Zelda? 
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

[Chorus]
Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil

I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear you bitchin'
I've got the triforce of courage
Bitch
So you better listen

That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in castle town
Just give me some heart containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina

[Chorus]

[Ganon]
Yo you low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled

You really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008

[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were you dressed by a child?

You're a ginger with no soul!
And you look like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old

[Ganon]
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k more like
L-i-n-Gay

[Link]
Man you should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie you told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The day you got schooled!

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