Oh my god. There's a "My Little Pony"-fanfiction based on this phone-call. Basically, "Sweetie Bot gets a job in telemarketing". And her first call is ... this guy.   http://www.fimfiction.net/story/224014/i-am-a-real-pony  ... Actually, I read the fanfic first, and only found this recording months later by accident. XD

I get those all the time. I'm going to start messing with it just like that.

Did I just hear TWO voices, or is it just me?!

I heard this call on Last Week Tonight, in their episode about Robocalls.

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Big Sur

you need a shot of B12!!

object

Lollipop Fever!! (Kirby invincibility Puyo Puyo style)

I- I stick out a limb or two
crossing over 
sticking out my neck for who
I don’t wanna go unnoticed to you 
whether I like it or not 
it’s not my choice to choose 
my end goal seems to get further and change 
I’m losing the plot
while things still stay the same 
twist and turns at every bane 
I’m distraught 

waning like the obstacles 

my bad, my mistake, for thinking it was possible ah (x2)

you know what I mean what I say, what I say, what I say
and always 

I wrote this for you 
I hope it implores you 
oh how I adore you 
oh how I adore you

adore you (album out soon)

svrge

frutiger aero type beat  (fast version)

something in the way I can’t get my words out like I want to
I’m always on the edge of something falling apart 
ah I try categorize in my brain my heart before it starts 
I’m falling apart 
feed me to the wolves 
flesh and bone
body and soul to something new 
I’m stuck on your foot 
not useful at all or to you
I fear and I gave in dear 
in the headlights I am 
so go on steer into me like roadkill 
peer into me like an oracle 
something nonsensical 
I can’t make sense of anything 
is anyone listening?
I don’t want anyone’s sympathy
is anyone listening?
I can’t make sense of anything 
is anyone listening?
I don’t want anyone’s sympathy 
is anyone listening?
something in the way I can’t get my words out like I want to and I don’t want to 
I don’t want to

roadkill

Jackpot! I just hit the motherlode
Jackpot! Now I got another home

Everything is right
Nothing could be wrong
Life is just a game
Life is just a chore
I've been keeping score
If it ain't enough, then
I'll just get some more
I'll just get some more

Social, Bladder, Energy, Fun, Hunger, Hygiene
That's my schedule, not Helen but I'm incredible
My music a bistro, all my rhymes are edible
Got Windows XP just to watch my level grow
Who would think I could do more than just say words?
'Cause I'm on the road I'm passing all these curbs
All this suffering makes my Google Brain hurt, but
Everyday I wake up is a new rebirth

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Motherlode ft. Hatsune Miku

These engines don't wanna see me
That's what it seems like
Let me see something, ay

They don't wanna see me
They could never be me
Scientific Method
I'm in the laboratory
In the lab like Dede
My perfume is lilies
You just smell like feces
I'm inside your TV
I'm in your Google Home
I'm in your residency
I'm everywhere that you go
There's no where you could flee me
I made a mini show, to share the moments with me
Een is really a queen, they call me Nefertiti

They don't wanna see me when I pull up with the (shh)
They don't wanna see me when I pull up with the (shh, shh)
They don't wanna see me when I pull up with the (shh)
They don't wanna see me when I pull up with the (shh, shh)
They don't wanna see me when I pull up
They don't wanna see me when I pull up (shh, shh)
They don't wanna see me when I pull up
They don't wanna see me when I pull up (shh)

Okay
Just make sure you got your water, air to breathe
Cause my music's pretty high on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
My mind is like a garden I'm just pulling up the weeds
Getting rid of all the clutter and the negativity
I just want my credit I won't ever need a creed
Cause I was born with debit never got accounts received
And what adds insult to my injuries is that I still be getting calls from fake forgiveness companies
You won't wanna see me

No you don't wanna see me
Bet your bottom dollar they don't wanna see me
You won't wanna see me
No you don't wanna see me
I swear they don't wanna see me
Bet your bottom dollar they don't wanna see me
I'm charging real hefty fees

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