I love pickles, we love pickles, give me a pickle and I'll give you my heart.
It's so simple, nice and dimpled, don't put it too close or I might shart.
Fucking pickles, round and fickle, eating them only causes me pain.
Dying slowly, so unholy, coming all over to not be so vain.

Shitting farting, it's alarming, I have an intestinal flame.
Taking pills with Benadryl, it's got me seeing like I'm in a game.
Help me, save me, it's so crazy, pickles are fucking up my whole life.
I'm addicted, life restricted, pickles have rotted me to my brain.

Pickle pickle, not so simple, my life has crumbled before my eyes.
I've been drowning, only frowning, madness has taken me it's no lie.
Pickle pickle, my life's rippled, fallen apart without a trace.
Sadness, madness, it's so bad it's staring at me right to my face.

Brined Shadows

(Verse 1)
I once knew a cowboy true, a man that could take my heart.
And we done did a deed so new, it'd split us both apart.
I took his love right down inside my deepest parts within.
I gave him what every man deserves, but it was just a sin.
I couldn't stand to break my vow and make the lord so mad
So I gave him a smoke and a whiskey shot to make him feel less bad.

(Verse 2)
Well he done left and took his things, I wish it were not true.
Cuz now I'm left with a broken heart, and my mind is nothing but blue.
If I could change my bitter ways, I'd give him love again.
And maybe he would come to me, and call me his good friend.
But it's too late cuz hes away, and his love is just too far.
I'm sure hes more than a few deep feet inside a cowboy's star.

(Pre-Chorus)
I've got the cigar and whiskey blues, it hits you so darn hard.
And if you once knew love too, it gets you so darn scarred.

(Chorus)
The only love I ever had, he walked right out on me.
If I ever do see him again I'll drop down to my knees.
He showed me what it's really like to take a load so hard,
I'm missing his love down my neck, come dripping down my arm.

Happy Trails

I have a stinky ballsack...

I think I will just take a shower,
To rejuvenate all my power.
I will be so fresh and so clean,
Never again gonna smell so mean.

Flooded Fusty

All I had was love to give,
All I wanted was to live.
You came to me inside my dreams,
And filled my heart up to the seams.
Madly in love I fell so fast,
But for right now it's in the past.
Having these feelings hurts me so,
It's hard to have to let you go.

And who do you think you are?
A dog just chasing cars?
Always running away from me,
And if you could you would let it be.
I only know pain right from the start,
Because you've went and broken my heart.

And now I'm all on my own, (I'm so terrified.)
You've damaged me to the bone. (I have only cried.)
Why did it have to be this way, (I can only guess.)
All I wanted was for you to stay. (If I must confess.)
 
I guess I just need to be strong, (Baby can you hear me?)
So that my life can get along. (Hey there are you listening?)
But you took my heart for a ride, (If I can I'll tell you.)
Your love has left me dead inside. (I promise to stay true.)

Torn Reveries

(Intro)
Initial...
Jeep...
Ready... Set... Four Wheel Drive!

(Verse 1)
Hey baby, I'm gonna pick you up tonight,
In my badass racecar it's gonna feel so right.
We will go so fast and so clean,
Down the mountain and you will scream.
Let's rip off the doors and go so fast,
You can tickle my balls while I hit the gas.
Flying down the roads in my lifted Jeep,
Baby I'll make you cream in the seat.
 
(Chorus)
Crossing a superficial creek.
Initial... Jeep...
My suspension was pretty cheap.
Initial... Jeep...
My differential starts to weep.
Initial... Jeep...
Listen to my horn's little beep.
Initial... Jeep...

(Verse 2)
Rolling down the road so my tires will wail,
I got big fender flares so I don't go to jail.
I now can see it in your eyes,
You're not impressed with my Jeep's size.
I promise you baby it's okay,
It's the haters that always call my Jeep gay.
I'll prove tonight my skills in a flash,
Are you okay I think we just crashed.

(Chorus)
Stereo loud can't hear a peep.
Initial... Jeep...
That mud puddle seems a bit deep.
Initial... Jeep...
Don't call my cool car a big heap.
Initial... Jeep...
Hey please tell me what rhymes with Jeep.
Initial... Jeep...

(Outro)
Initial... Jeep...
Initial... Jeep...
Initial... Jeep...
Initial... Jeep...

Initial Jeep

(Intro)
Baby (Yeah?)
Come closer (Oh yeah?)
Maybe (Uh-huh.)
I'll get a boner (Wait what?)

(Verse 1)
Baby I need your help tonight, (Help me tonight.)
'Cuz you got me thinking about you alright. (You alright!)
But there's one problem I could live without, (Oh yeah.)
It's filled me up with uncertain doubt. (Ah shit!)

(Chorus)
Please get me my boner pills,
So I can give you a night full of thrills.
Is it me or is this room a little cold?
My dick won't work cuz I'm too old!

(Verse 2)
Baby I'll give you all my might, (Super Saiyan!)
I'll be hard as a rock you bet all night. (All night.)
Little blue pills will get us there, (That's weird.)
I even shaved off all my pubic hair. (Wow smooth!)

(Chorus)
Please get me my boner pills,
You give me all the right kinds of chills.
Can't you see these pills are worth their weight in gold?
My cock is soft cuz I'm so old!

(Outro)
Hey (What now?)
Don't go (Why not?)
They need time (Who cares?)
Aw shit... (Loser!)

E.D.m.

We party, non stop tardy, gettin crunk all night,
I might just pick some prick, talk shit get in a fight. 
Come up to my level see how the real ones be,
No one can ever take this high away from me.
Turnt up to 100 and I'm spinnin for days,
Off this juice, top shelf, gassed out, got me in a haze. 
Sittin' on the shitter and I feel like a star,
Slowly fade to black smokin' a bathroom cigar.

(Doggy shit)

I'm spinnin outta control and lit up off this gas,
Zaza so dank that my brain fallin' out my ass.
Vision gone, senses numbed, mental game gone so far, 
I done gone off one too many bathroom cigar.

Mentally disarranged, lit up from all the smoke,
My body starts to crumble as I start to choke.
Overdose on pleasure to outweigh the pain,
Wake up in the morning to do it all again.

Bathroom Cigar

(Verse 1)
I can see it in your eyes, a lusting desire to fufill.
But you will never reach your mind, nothing more than an empty shell.
A man once granted a silver spoon, no thoughts of any wants.
Now consumed by impurity, a demon always haunts.

(Chorus)
This is the Masturbation Station,
You're gonna be here your whole life.
Do you want vore and ass inflation?
You will find all the shit you like!
This is the Masturbation Station,
You gotta roll up your shirt sleeve.
It's now your only occupation,
You know that you can never leave!

(Verse 2)
Touching uncontrollably, your hand of devil's play.
Rots you to your very core, your touch begins to stray.
Antagonistic pictures inside, the machine pulls on the strings.
Colors of motion pass your gaze, nervous urges start to sting. 

(Chorus)
This is the Masturbation Station,
Come in and stay a little while.
Do you want double penetration?
You now commit an act so vile!
This is the Masturbation Station,
Empty your thoughts to not percieve.
Begging for your own castration,
You know that you can never leave!

(Chorus)
This is the Masturbation Station,
I've been consmed by addiction.
Can you cure my lewd fixation?
Becoming no one I've been shunned!
This is the Masturbation Station,
Desire nothing but an urge.
A zeitgeist of fornication,
Becoming less but just a scourge.

Digested in Ardor

Please let me go back,
I know I've been a little off track.
These days that're so hard,
And I am a bit more than just scarred.
But if I could do it again,
And have you with me as a friend.
I think that we would make it through the night,
Make it through the night.

Darkness surrounds me,
All I can do is pray for relief.
Shoved under the gun,
I am bound by my fate to run.
But surely I can't give in,
I rise above and show my grin.
I think that we would make it through the night.
Make it through the night.

I think that we would make it through the night.
I think that we would make it through the night.
I think that we would make it through the night.
I think that we would make it through the night.

Thru the Night

Riding through the city in my kitty, Hellcat.
Pockets filled with paper, yeah, I'm strapped up, new gat.
Icing on my wrist, oppas hatin' 'n' frustratin'.
Zaza in my veins celebratin' devestation .

Chasin' after paper, keep that money on my mind,
Stackin' up the green, cop this cheese and you go blind.
Hustle in my blood, bitch, it's runnin' in my veins,
Police runnin' from my block, scared to hear my name.
Run the block, on the clock, I ain't never gon' stop,
Dealin' daily with yo lady, and I'm tryna lay some cock.
Slangin' bricks, takin' hits, you know that I run the hood,
Whattup cuz, bring yo sluts, ayo bitch you wish you could!

Bitch I'm hardened, bitch I'm hardened,
Fuck around with me and you end up in the garden.
Bitch I'm hardened, bitch I'm hardened,
Fuck around with me and you end up in the garden.

Bitch I'm hardened,
Fuck around with me and you end up in the garden.
Bitch I'm hardened, bitch I'm hardened,
Fuck around with me and you end up in the garden.

Brined Shadows

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