On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:

The RAMBLING GUNMAN in Florida. Some say Hero, others say LUNATIC... we think he belongs in Flint!
[DUH REPORT] Australian Christiaan Van Vuuren -- aka the Fully Sick Rapper, breaks it down for us and the GUINNESS WORLD RECORD BOOK by consecutively rapping for 9 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT.... what's wring with this dude? Oh, he had tuberculosis. Still... shouldn't give him an excuse to be a DOUCHE BAG! 
Speaking of Flint - We've hit number 62 on the HOMICIDE list which some are dubbing "THE DEADLIEST YEAR EVER."
THIS is how Jay FEELS at times during the show.
LAST but NOT least, we round out the show with some HOLIDAY SPIRIT... sorta.

We here at The Zerocast WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! 

ZC016

On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:

HO HO HO Uh-Oh...
This isn't the TRUE Christmas Special, but Thursday (XMAS EVE EVE) will be! Sorry for any confusion folks.

Josh wants to go to Flint's RED LIGHT DISTRICT and do a REAL HO HO HO-CAST!
Speaking of HO's, Josh and Giacomo remember their FLINT HOOKER EXPLOIT with one of our old buddy's and bandmate Rome. Who's current musical endeavour -EVERYDAY TRAGEDY- is enjoying the Californian Sun and bikini clad, leathery skinned females. Pay particular attention to THIS song, Burn. Josh and I had a hand in it's inception back when it was called Broken Down Go-Karts. Listen to the FULL VERSION on their Myspace Page.
Briefly Giacomo and Jay talk about the DISSENT amongst scientists concerning NASA's revelation about ARSENIC BASED LIFEFORMS.
ALL YOU PUKE-A-MANIACS ARE GOING DOWN! NO HOLDS BARRED!!! (on a side note, don't you think Randy Macho Man Savage looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter?)
THOCHOZNWUN pops in to hang out and discuss the latest CONTEST he's put together for all you musicians.
Chozn breaks it down for us concerning Interstate and International Travel whilst being some form of FELON.
Show some love for the artist Chozn is currently touring in support of -ARAB. (He's friends with SOUJA BOY) Arab is considered the DEATH OF HIP-HOP!
Jay informs Chozn about his recent find of a band called SLEIGH BELLS and plays a song called INFINITY GUITARS for everyone.  
We all pretty much conclude - FLINT IS A SHIT HOLE!
Chozn learns his lesson when his security guard drops his HAND CANNON inside Walmart due to HORSE PLAY with a couple HULK SMASH HANDS! 
We wrap up only to reconvene on X-BOX LIVE and get our fix of BLACK OPS!

CIAO! 

ZC017

On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:

Jay and Josh CHIT-CHAT about snow, cars, and how Josh HATES mornings!
We head to the PHONES and listen to what some of our LOYAL LISTENERS have been leaving on our VOICEMAIL.
Then we ENJOY what Google Voice THINKS they said when we read back the transcripts.
We observe the recent ANNIVERSARY (Dec 8th) of the ASSASSINATION of JOHN LENNON and Josh connects the dots for Jay by revealing that another CELEBRITY musician shares the same date of death -PANTERA'S DIMEBAG DARREL. RIP BOYS...
Josh then proceeds to give us a MOST EXCELLENT recant of events surrounding both incidents. 
JIMI MORRISON finally gets PARDONDED from his Florida INDICENT EXPOSURE CHARGE... to bad he's unable to celebrate the clearing of his good name.
A Japanese Weather Station video tapes the Sakurajima VOLCANO off its coast and catches what appears to be UFO'S
Josh ALERTS Jay about the MISSING Skeleton boys around the Michigan-Ohio border.
We WRAP on a kind of downer, but HEY! Did someone mention DONUTS & BEER?!?

Ad:
"Why should you go to JAIL for a crime that someone else noticed?"
Call the Law Offices of BOB LOBLAW! He can help. 

ZC015

Broadcasting From our Safe House in Flint, MI

THE PROGRAM YOU HOPEFULLY HAVE, ARE, OR WILL LISTEN TO IS A NEWS PARODY. ITS STORIES ARE NOT FACT CHECKED. ITS REPORTERS ARE NOT JOURNALISTS NOR ARE ITS OPINIONS FULLY THOUGHT THROUGH. IN SHORT, A SHOW ABOUT NOT A WHOLE LOT...

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