The voice of hope on the other end isn't always what it seems. Some people try to help but make a meal of the situation.

Suicide Hotline

Mrs Sutcliffe is a homely mother with a not so happy-go-lucky son who not only killed himself but wrote his suicide note in the language of passion, Spanish, A language unfamiliar to Mrs Sutcliffe. Enter the police department's elite Suicide Note Translator who can encapsulate the simple poetry of such a tragic final letter.

Suicide Note Translator

Entry 1 of the secret diary of a metal alloy combat chassis bon vivant and DIY fantasist. he's more than your average robotic killing machine.

Terminator Entry 1

Entry 2 of the secret diary of a metal alloy combat chassis bon vivant and DIY fantasist. he's more than your average robotic killing machine.

Terminator Entry 2

entry 3 of the secret diary of a metal alloy combat chassis bon vivant and DIY fantasist. He's more than your average robotic killing machine.

Terminator Entry 3

How can one debat about  lady-bits and poop stain etiquette? Easy! The Zeroheadroom team expertly analyse these subjects for your sensitive ears.

Contains adult themes and mild peril.

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How do you deal with an embarrassing lap dancing malfunction when out with the lads? Listen to this headcast for tips and tricks on stripper etiquette. A must have resource for the unconfident.

Contains banter that might offend

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Serious discussion about military etiquette in civilian life and how to engage the enemy using a fridge full of food, sofa and a friendly ear all in a forward outpost.

Contains spoilers.

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Serious discussion on all things ninja and their lack of recognition in modern day society.

Contains slightly surreal themes

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Is there a certain amount of etiquette to threesomes? You bet your ass and we are the ones to tell 'em. Also we bitch about the cult of Gok Wan.

Contains pointless themes

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comedy website promoting new content/ talent. We have a number of projects in development. Occasionally do some stuff to help cure cancer but it's not as funny

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