Hey friends! This week's podcast is super short and super produced by yours truly! I took some extra time to actually shoot myself talking, edit some footage and make this show less than a million years long. 

This week we talk about the difficulties of outsourcing, NASA's study of Scott Kelly and his brother, new discoveries in the Milky Way, Beyonce, Wesley Snipes Twitter battles and reveal too much about my love for Mexican food. 

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Laugh everywhere!

Podcast 020 | Smaller, Shorter And Super Edited

Welcome to Zero Laugh Track, the show that is like the girlfriend you can't leave because she threatens to kill you and burn all your stuff. So, you might as well enjoy it. 

We've got a fun show today talking about a tiny bit about love, the new movie "Split", Betsy DeVos and what happens when a deer runs loose in a super market.

We're a few days from Valentine's day and love is in the air. People professing their love for each other or getting in trouble for forgetting to profess their love for each other. Flowers, chocolates, engagements and other cute things are working their way into our world. And if you're about to get married on Valentine's day, I suggest a new wedding tradition that should consist of writing thank you notes to anyone who has ever sent you quality nudes. We couldn't have gotten here without you. 

The wife and I saw "Split" tonight, which is a film about Dissociative Identity Disorder directed by M. Night Shyamalan.  Like all of his films, this one took place in Philly, my home town, which is something I enjoy about his films. What I enjoyed about this film was that there was no Philly accent in sight. We're all better off without it. It was great film with wonderful cinematography, stellar acting and a fascinating plot. My favorite part of the movie was when James McAvoy turned into Donald Trump and tweeted angrily for 30 minutes straight. 

The whole world seems to be highly entangled in politics these days. I'm surprised the movie didn't actually deal with any of those topics. The muslim ban being one of the most recent big issues. All I can think about is questioning how can people hate so many from the middle east yet worship someone from the middle east? 'cause his depiction is of a white martyr, like that woman who is always asking for your manager. 

Makes the most sense to me.
  
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Wedding Ring Story:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wedding-ring-stuck-penis_us_582b5d4ae4b01d8a014ad720?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

Cheeto Harambe Story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-cheeto-that-looks-like-harambe-is-on-ebay-for-almost-100k_us_5898d8a1e4b0c1284f27827f?section=us_weird-news

Sex Toy Story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ann-summers-black-power-wand_us_589b7430e4b0c1284f2a22e1?section=us_weird-news

Samsung Fire Story

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/samsung-plant-catches-fire_us_589b6eabe4b0c1284f2a16cf?section=us_weird-news

Faked Kidnapping Story:

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/deputy-man-faked-kidnapping-money-grandmother-45369858

Deer in the supermarket story:

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/deer-runs-amok-inside-supermarket-wrangled-shoppers-45379701

My article on Anxiety:
https://medium.com/@ChristianRivera/anxiety-65b42b7e1a17#.viicuuayp

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Podcast 021 | Quality Nudes

This week we talk about the Oscar madness, girl scout cookies, bald men shoving their stuff and Pew Die Pie's fight with political correctness. This one gets a bit ranty but I think it's a good one.

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Podcast 022 | PewDiePie and Political Correctness

We bring you the first episode of season 2! This is Zero Laugh Track, the show that is like bad alcohol. You never see it coming and you don't know where you'll end up. We take a look at an old format and just talk for a while. I talk about where things are at in my life and what I'm going improve this time around. I get into the topic of Americatown in other parts of the world and what that will be like. I also talk about the benefits and downside of cheese. Some intense topics this week! Let's do this!

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S2 E023 | Haterade and Americatown

The best comedy works whether you're laughing or not. Not saying that my comedy is funny but I'll talk about other people's good comedy.