SAITAMA

BABY POWDER FREESTYLE

THE SPIDERS

I archived this one because the original was deleted off SoundCloud, and where it's currently on (matter streaming) might go down, so I wanna preserve this masterpiece.

The lyrics: https://genius.com/Infinious-off-a-building-lyrics

OFF A BUILDING! FT. YOEYAMI & GUAVAICED

whenever I take out my switch
I launch up some smash bros and flick my dick
I put camera replay on and I'm always amazed on how sexy and pretty the women are
FUCK IT ALL

YEAH!
AYE!
I'm playing smash and she wanted smash

Add her online and go 1v1
She came to my house and we fuck 1 on 1
Mario Bros can't watch they got pornhub
Gangbang bowser cause they can't get no bitch

She wanna play NES, but go she press on my chest and she wanna be blessed
Damn, can just plug the controller though?

Stay playing Kirby devour her ass-WHOLE

Made a whole rap about Kirby this isn't the story,
shoutout senpai thank you

Speaking bouta kirby I got Deedee's hammer, Zelda want hammer time and I'm bouta get her

Link is doesn't know but he stay in friendzone
Inviting Ganondorf we got a threesome
I got the triforce
I bang the lifeforce

Inviting Midna I dominate

Its funny how people thinking Nintendo is rated for Everyone
Why in the hell are you thinking that
Gamers say otherwise
Looking up Rule34 and my wood getting hard

Check upon Deviant, guess I left god
I'm bouta cross into animal crossing
Hey Isabelle,

please wear this collar in lewd ass and follow me
I'm waving dick so you kneel and you swallow, (pause)

(Zero):
zero! zero!
Aye!
I'm playing splatoon,
I'm bouta nut on her face
Like my dick be rifle
I couldn't reload she sucking my dick dry
Paint on her face looking whiter than Myers mask
Keep up the task

Gangbang Daisy with Yoshi
Shoutout Yoshi and Yala and y'all both underrated and we taking keys the karts and we skrt to the finish line
But...

not close to done because I haven't finished HER
Isabelle go kneel and give me the sloppy
head
Rosalina bouta film in the other end
Not furry but I'll fuck Krystal anyday

Yeah, Nintendo Girls be waifus
Technically, anime their from Japan
Slaps the bands on that ass

Take out my 3DS, she wanna play me next

Nintendo Girls (ft ShadeZ)

Hello, you motherfuckers. This is your dip-shit captain speaking. All hands on deck as the passenger hops into the train. And by train I mean literally me. The passenger is a female. It’s going to be a bumpy ride, but the passenger is always right as she requested the mood of the ride to be sent in. Fuck her Dad, he doesn’t know anything. Keep it that way.

MY DICK BE A CHARGER ITS LOCKED ON HER PORT

FILL HER UP, SHE NEED A POWER UP

BE LIKE SOME MARIO SHIT SHE NEED LIVES
BANG HER UP GOOD AND I GAVE HER X5

AYE!

BODY SO PERFECT I THINK I DESERVE IT,
BEEN HERE SINCE DAY 1 ALL YOU BITCHES KNOW NOTHING
BETWEEN TRASH AND QUALITY,

I BE THE MAILMAN DELIVER THE NEWS FOR YOU

UPDATE!
RUN UP YOUR BLOCK AND I DON'T HAVE A GLOCK
BUT I'M WEARING GOLD BRACES I'LL UPPERCUT
COME HERE AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP

FAST ASS HANDS LIKE LIL MAC
ONE PUNCH MAN TYPE SHIT BRO WHERE MY SUIT AT?
WIP OF THE CAPE IN THE WIND IS INCREDIBLE

BITCHES FLOCK ON MY HOUSE LIKE PARTY, ONLY BE STARTING
HOPE IT'S HAREM

THE ONLY MAN HERE IS ME AND MYSELF BRO!

SHE TEASING ME WITH A VIBRATOR
TURN THAT SHIT OFF THE REAL SHIT IS HERE
SHE DON'T A TOY, SHE NEED MY DICK

PLAY WITH MY BALLS IN THE SHEETS
WHEN WE WATCHING FUCKING BLEACH
AND I'M COOL WITH THAT,

I'M UNDER HER PANTIES LIKE UNDER HER TALE,

AND PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME WE ARE FURRIES CAUSE SAID I THAT.
(BRUH FUCK THAT!)
GOD!

REALLY DON'T ASSUME THAT WE FURRIES CAUSE I SAID THAT
CONTRADICTS MY POINT CAUSE I JUST FAP TO TORIEL
UH, OKAY

I'M GONNA ADMIT THAT
I MEAN SHE BBW, HOW CAN'T YOU LIKE THAT?

AND IF SANS WANNA JOIN IN, WE MAKE THAT SHIT SORIEL
PAPYRUS GO FILM,
UPLOAD TO PORNHUB
I'LL GET US PREMIUM
WE GETTING PAID NOW
WE'LL GET THE FAME NOW

(HOLY SHIT, I MEAN DUDE THERE’S ALWAYS ALOT OF JUICY,
JUICY MEMES THERE.)
(AND XELAZ Y'ALL SLEEP ON HIM TOO MUCH.)

GODDAMN.
HUH.
AYE!

MY DICK BE A CHARGER ITS LOCKED ON HER PORT

FILL HER UP, SHE NEED A POWER UP

BE LIKE SOME MARIO SHIT SHE NEED SOME LIVES
BANG HER UP GOOD GAVE HER X5

AYE!

BODY SO PERFECT I THINK I DESERVE IT,
BEEN HERE SINCE DAY 1 ALL YOU BITCHES KNOW NOTHING
BETWEEN TRASH AND QUALITY,

I BE THE MAILMAN DELIVER THE NEWS FOR YOU
WAIT HOLD UP
UPDATE!

XEL SENT A MESSAGE
HE A LEGEND,
STRIVE TO BE ONE
XEL SAID FUCK OFF
BETTER STEP OFF
PRODUCE AND IT FUCKING HEATS UP

WHOA OKAY,

MY MUSIC IS ILLEGAL CAUSES FIRES,
(FIRES!)

PLAYED MY TRACK INSIDE A STORE AND NOW THEY WANNA SUE ME
(SUE ME!)

ALL GUYS HEARD THE TRACK, THEY WONDER WHO THAT LIT ASS RAPPER IS

ALL WOMEN HEARD THE TRACK, SCREAM LIKE K-POP FANS, MAN I LOVE IT BITCH

NOW YOU KNOW WE STUNTIN' BITCH
NOW YOU KNOW WE LIKE THAT SHIT
PLAY IT BACK WE ON THAT SHIT
ZEROXY YOU KNOW ME BITCH

SHE WANNA FUCK AT MY PLACE
I GOT THE JOB DONE
INVITE HER IN AND I SHOW HER THE BEDROOM
SHE NEED SOME HEADROOM
OH SHIT I'M ON ZOOM

TEACHER REPORTS ME I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THOUGH! (×6)

UNDERTAIL!

I'M BOUTA WHACK ON YOUR FACE LIKE I'M TREVOR
I WHIP OUT MY BAT AND ITS HITS
WHOEVER I WANT TO

HEAD BE THE HOMERUN,
THE GAME JUST BEGUN
MLB BITCH NEVER OUTDONE

I'M GETTING TRIGGERED SO I PULL TRIGGER,
FEEL LIKE I'M TOMMY I PULL OUT MY TOMMY,

SWEEPING THE AREA BULLETS BE FLYING
BUT I DIP WHEN I'M HEARING THE SIRENS

WHAT IS LIBERTY?
HOP OUT THE BOAT I'M LIKE NIKO
I SEEING STUPIDITY

COPS WANNA KNOW EVERYTHING THAT KEEPING IN

THEY PULL OVER ME OVER AND THEY DO THEIR TRICKERY

REPO MY CAR, I'LL GO BOWLING WITH YOUR BITCH
(AYE)

DICK BE HARD LIKE BOWLING BALLS
I PITCH IT FOR THE STRIKE
(AYE)

I'M IN CHINATOWN I'M THE GANGLORD,
SELLING GOOD SHIT THAT PAY FOR,
AND I PUT A PRICE ON YOUR ASS HOE
AND THE HITMAN'S ON THE WAY BRO

LOST AND YOUR DAMNED, I PUT MY CYCLE ON REVERSE BACK UP ON YOUR SKULL

LOST, ARE YOU DULL?
L-U-L
SHUT THE FUCK UP
GO TO HELL

I GOT DOG LIKE FRANKLIN,
DON'T GOT A LEASH ON HIM HE GONNA BITE WHEN YOU COME TO HIM
BITING YOUR LIMB LIKE A SLIM JIM

HE GOOD DOG WHEN BITES OFF YOUR LIPS ARE YOU TALKING NOW?

WAIT, ARE YOU TALKING?

AREN'T THE SAME FUCKING PERSON THAT WAS WALKING IN MY HOOD,
THAT'S NO GOOD

CALL UP CJ,
AIM AT YOUR BACK WITH THE AK

IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU TREADING IN LOS SANTOS OR THE WHOLE ANDREAS

I GOT SHOOTERS THEY WATCHING YOU

MAKE A GOOD CHOICE WHEN YOU WALK ACROSS
BETTER NOT PISS THEN OFF

THEY GOT CHOICES OF WEAPONRY
(YEAH)

ALWAYS IN SYNC LIKE IT'S CHEMISTRY
(YEAH)

SHUT YOU UP,
LIKE YOU CLAUDE,
YOU CAN'T TALK,
GO FUCK OFF

(ShadeZ):
I put in hard work u can tell by my sweat
If you got a problem I'mma hit u up next,
Went in your house, man that shit look like a wreck
Came on your room put these shots in yo neck.

I don’t mess with this man cause I don’t mess with his brothers
Tell me u gonna throw hands then I just pull up with cutters,
Saying u were my mans but then you went on and fucked her,
So don’t get mad at me cause yo' family dead and I told you to suffer
(Ha!)

I stay poppin's bottles with models and this never gonna stop
Keep bands on me cause imma make you milli wop

You here the drop drip,
Put him in a wrist lock, shootem up with twin glauks,
just copped a 400 small block.

Grand Theft (ft Shade Z)

RED DEAD 3 (ft. Trapstarsean)

REWIND,
I SHIFT THE GEAR TO GO REVERSE
BACK UP ON YOUR BODY
ITS BLOODY

UH, YEAH
REWIND
YOU TALKING SHIT MY INSTA
YOUR HEAD GONNA REWIND

SHE GONNA REWIND AND

FUCK ON MY DICK BITCH,
AYE
REVERSE THE COW-GIRL
I PUT THE BALL THE HOLE
BUT ISN’T GOLF CAUSE MY DICK YOUR HOE
AYE

FUCK, MAYBE DONE,
I’M SO TIRED OF PEOPLE THAT COME AROUND, SHIT ON ME
TROLL ON ME, ASK IN MY DMS TO JOIN A CLIQUE

SELF PROMOTE TRASH NIGGA I WANNA BANISH YOU

YES, I RAP IN QUALITY YOU CHASE FOR CLOUT

ASK ANYBODY WHEN I AM AROUND

YOU WANNA DISS ME YOU RAP ON A CELL PHONE
DON’T HAVE NO BARS SO YOU DROP THEM

YOU KNOW I MEANT FROM THE BARS TO THE SOAP,
WHY YOU LIKE FAKE PEOPLE
TOUCHING YOUR ASS?
I CANNOT FUCK YOU WITH GO WASH YOUR HANDS

YOU TOUCH THAT DICK THAT TOO MUCH YOU LOVE TO SUCK
EW!

I AM SO DONE
I RAP FOR FUN,
RAP ABOUT NOTHING I'M STILL SPITTING HARD

8,000 VIEWS ON A SESAME RAP, SHOUTOUT JIMBORO THAT IS A FACT

BEATS MADE FROM CYFAL, THEY FLOW WATERFALL, WATERFALL
HIT THE GAS LIKE DAMN WATERFALL
SMELL THE GAS, SEE THE SMOKE,
SKRT IN DIRT LIKE A BUGGY, WE 360 FLIPPIN'
WE IN THIS IN BITCH,

SPINNING THE DONUTS WE FORMING A WINDSTORM,
BIG BAD WOLF IT GO OFF YOUR HOUSE DOWN
WORTHLESS
EVERYONE YOU OWN IS WORTHLESS
HAVE A GOOD LIFE, EVEN THAT IS WORTHLESS

I BE A SNAKE,
INJECT THE VENOM IN ALL VICTIMS
(LAUGHS) LYRICALLY SPEAKING
BUT I AM NOT FAKE
IF YOU GONNA DOUBT ME THEN YOUR OUTTA PLACE
IN FACT, STAY YOUR PLACE
YOU A DISGRACE
YOU GONNA FEED OFF THE CLOUT LIKE A COW BITCH

HA! I PUT YOUR A C4 RIGHT UNDER CAR,
HOPE YOU DRIVE SAFE WILL BE YOUR LAST DRIVE
I PUT SOME DYNAMITE INSIDE THE GRILL
COOK ME A BURGER BITCH I NEED TO EAT

I GOT MY RPG AIMED TO YOUR HOUSE
HOPE YOU SLEEP WELL CAUSE YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP

I THREW A NADE IN TRASH BIN,
TAKE YOU OUT WITH THE TRASH WITH IT

BOOM BOOM

REWIND,
I SHIFT THE GEAR TO GO REVERSE
BACK UP ON YOUR BODY
ITS BLOODY

UH, YEAH
REWIND
YOU TALKING SHIT MY INSTA
YOUR HEAD GONNA REWIND

SHE GONNA REWIND AND

FUCK ON MY DICK BITCH,
AYE
REVERSE THE COW-GIRL
I PUT THE BALL THE HOLE
BUT ISN’T GOLF CAUSE MY DICK YOUR HOE
AYE

zeroxydeckx
Holy shit y'all gonna remember this name.
shoutout cyfal we are back.
I am back.
Nothing but fire broski.

REWIND

(Intro)
Aye, AYE, Public service announcement!
I cannot be associated with any dumbass that thinks Mr.Clean is the shit. Like what the fuck, he's probably some old ass catfish on tinder, expose this bitch

FUCK MR. CLEAN
CARRIED GRAVY
HE EATS OXI-CLEAN
THEN WASH IT DOWN BLEACH
DUMBASS DOESN'T HE GONNA DIE

HE FUCKING A SELL OUT
CARRIED GRAVY BACK IN 17'
SUCKED HIS DICK TO PUT HIM ON TITLE
NO DENIAL, THAT'S TRIFLIN

ALL THE MONEY THAT MADE OFF FROM HIS SONG, YOU WAS HIS BITCH
GRAVY SKRT OFF FROM YOUR LANE AND YOUR FORGOTTEN, YOU JUST FELL OFF,
AND ALL YOUR FUCKING PRODUCTS DISCONTINUED, NEVER BOUGHT THEM
THEY DIDN'T SELL OUT, HAD TO CLOSE DOWN

Hey Mr. Clean!
YOUR NAME BE MR. CLEAN, YOU BETTER GO OUT, GET A CLOTH, GET A SPRAY AND CLEAN MY CAR GRAMPS
DON'T WORRY YOU GETTING PAID, PENNY BY HOUR AYE

AND MAYBE WHEN YOUR DONE YOU'LL A TIP
HM
SIKE BITCH!

Eh, YOUR LOOKING HAPPY ALL THE TIME
You'll get a tip
I'll get my wallet
Hear it is!
It's in my pants
SUCK MY DICK HOE

BUT HONESTLY... DON'T TRY THAT
IF YOU TRYING I’MA SHOOT YOU,
ON POINT AND ON SIGHT

NEVER MISS I TRAIN SWAT
AND BETTER PRAY TO GOD YOU RUN
AND IF I SPARE YOU CLEAN MY GUN
AND WIPE THE SMUDGES DIRTY BUM
SMOKE A CIGAR IN YOUR FACE
I'M SMIRKING AS YOU WORKING HARD

WORKING HARD, THAT'S ALL HAVEN'T DONE IN YOUR LIFE, YOUR A SPOILED MAN

ALL MONEY EARNED THEN AND NOW GOES TO ME, PAY YOUR FEE, I'M THE MANAGER, I PICKED YOU UP
SAW YOUR FILE, LAUGHED TOO HARD
MAKE IT EASY MORE FOR ME

I'M BE YELLING FUCK MR. CLEAN
AYE FUCK MR. CLEAN

ME AND ADAM SITTING ON DESK HE ASKED "WHY THE WHITE TEE?"
"DON'T HAVE A WARDROBE?"
GUESS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS HELLA CLEAN, EMPTY!

ADAM GOT YOUR RESUMÉ
AIMED IT TO THE TRASH BIN
CALL HIM FUCKING CURRY
MADE THE SHOT
COUNT THE SCORE BITCH

HEY MR. CLEAN
SIT DOWN AND LAY DOWN
IT'S THE ALMOST THE TIME
FOR YOUR DEATHBED
I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT, BYE MAN

DISGRACE TO SENIOR CITIZENS
2020, NO CARES ABOUT YOU BRO
REAPER COMES AND CLAIMS SOUL

FUCK MR CLEAN

(Intro)
ITS TIME FOR THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

(Verse 1)
Wake in the morning on a mattress, feeling fantastic, having fun with Patrick
yeah he said it was a good night
I like riding your dick, in the moonlight..
So...
I thank him for staying and got off the bed, my dick feeling hard and put on my pants and
fuck bro, gotta run bro to my job dude.

(Verse 2)
Cooking the food, looking so good, flipping the patties and I'll follow the recipe.
Plankton ain't smart I will stomp on his shit. He a dumbass, always fumbling, on his own plans
Got no class, no shame, and a fake-ass wife?
Like man he's just a low-life, no-life, life form  in the sea. Yeah.

I pull up in town and the first you hear is the roar of the engine, I'll push on the pedal and do a few burnouts
or park her in place and tuck in the keys, cuz honestly no can be better than me,
I'm a big yellow sponge with a cooking degree,
I don't fuck with you, but she fucks with with me, go eat a lunch-able you can't cook!


(Verse 3)
Squidward some shit, Sandy got tits, my job is the shit.
Mr. Krabs always giving me raises and that's how I bought my first Mercedes,
it was $3M but it was worth every penny I-

(Verse 4)
I slay on the grill and my moves are outstanding, I wish my man Gary was more understanding,
I work as a fry-cook it pays good, it pays well, puts on the food on the table, PC runnin Fable.
So fuck out my face, I accomplished all that I ever need and wanted.
The Krusty Krab is my second home, and I gotta bad bitch and he's is Patrick. Yeah.

(Verse 5)
I do karate and fight like Bruce Lee, I get checks and it always got 2 or 3 commas on it.
People always always paying for my effort,
Selling patties there, selling weed here.

[Filler]
Coming up next, I will prove to the people that I can improve upon.
I will go though the wrongs that I make and accept the real fate that will go though my ways.
Ay.

The Frycook Journey

Feeling Fantastic [prod. @Cyfal]

Clean Version Here: https://bit.ly/301LyvL

LYRICS:
(Verse 1)
Whenever I took out my switch, I launch up some Smash Bros. and flick out my dick
I put the camera replay on and I'm always amazed in how sexy and pretty the women are fuck it all I am recording this.
Mario ain't saving no princess tonight and Bowser ain't stealing no princess tonight
because I am so up and on Peach's nice pussy and she wanted my dick even more than her throne
Like Ok, lets go. I'll invite more friends over, I'm the only guy here and I'm pretty lucky.
I see samus come in and take the zero suit off. Girls going crazy. I pop a few xans and my vision's getting wavy, my mind's growing hazy
But hey dude imagine the smooth fucking asses on my face! 

(Verse 2)
Oh Thank you Nintendo for creating these wonderful wonders
focus on equality honestly your girls be fucking bad by the looks and how they fight on stage yeah, in smash damn,
Palutena be smacking all these people with her long ass staff and she OP as fuck she don't play aroud she the goddess of the human race.
Look I'm not a OOF OOF like Luigi, so why the hell he acting like a baby in his 30s?
Or why the hell he always acting like he doesn't want them tities?
I wonder why that man is always living in the shadow his brother like...


(Chorus)
Whenever I took out my switch, I launch up some Smash Bros. and flick out my dick
I put the camera replay on and I'm always amazed in how sexy and pretty the women are fuck it all I am recording this.
Bowser wasn't getting that good shit tonight and Mario ain't seeing any bitches tonight and I bet there wondering where did all the girls go?


(Verse 2)

Woah, fuck. Work in the gym, bitch I'm not slim. Working on my combos and on my final smash
I work along with another trainer, Wii Fit trainer, gotta see her later.
OK, Nintendo we all gotta thank you for making the cute girls we fap too.
The Stocks are all climbing, your OOF be selling and your good money on the motherOOF switch games now
So whenever I take out my switch, I launch up some Splatoon and jerk off my dick,
I shoot all my ink to her face, with grace no waste, no aimbot just skills.
My hand reloads the clip, grab her ass in time, shoot it up the hole, why she looking lewd?


(Verse 3)
My Mii is as strong as a beast, charge up the smash to feed dick for the feast.
I put my final smash in that ass ay, really fast ay, never missed ay.

(repeat verse 1)

NINTENDO GIRLS

NINTENDO GIRLS [reprod. SVPSII]

LYRICS:
I caught ghost in my whip
whip out the vacuum it disappears
Like all my enemies, they gonna fall by hand
I call it destiny, already verified
Weapon of choice is the vacuum pack

Don't be caught lacking now
Don't be caught slipping now
We the ghostbusters
Me and then Shade and then Jim are the certified experts, we three
work in field with the highest degree


Jim made the vacuum packs
I made the suits
We be the squad that you see in the news
We making headlines, holding conferences yeah, whoa, ay, ay,
And I could not forget Shade

Driving in town, reporting, picking us up in the van
They him ShadeZ with his shades on

ShadeZ's Part:
ShadeZ pull up in da whip
Ghostbusters we do da hit
If you looking for your girl she in the back, drip drip
All Ghost better dip cause they bout to catch dis lick

They sucking up there shit.
While I hit them with my fist
Yo let me switch the flow like shotta flow
I gotta go
My girl calling on the phone she getting low

She putting on a show she know she gonna make it snow
She not hoe so I had a hop out the flow, Yo! 🎃

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