SANS THEMES BY 6 UNIVERSES

* well, that surely ain't something you see everyday now is it?
* name's sans, kid. 's a good thing i found you before he did, or else you'd be toast by now.
* my brother, i mean. he's tryin' to get on the king's "good list" so to speak.
* and you're his one way ticket to paradise.
* don't worry, i won't rat you out to him.
* yet.

Original version: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rscuvKNvcvi_BVQe-QXUOE73GH0zYBtb/view?usp=share_link

015. crusty.

* you wouldn't happen to know anything about buttercups, would you?
* they say that they're pretty toxic.
* so it'd be in your best interest to try and avoid them, don't you think?

028. Just a feeling...

* heya.
* you've been busy, huh?

Original version: https://soundcloud.com/wabble-deen/therainfellsomewhereelse

063. Thunderstorm Down MTT Avenue

Going forward, songs that aren't "substitution" type replacements will have the tag "literal replacement", meaning it's a different song than it's corresponding UT number. Why make them different? IDK cuz I wanna :p

072. were you expecting a battle, or somethin'? sorry pal, it ain't happenin' (this song don't play)

* all actions have consequences.
* but are all consequences bad?
* i suppose we'd use a different word for it then, but you get my point.
* you've grown a lot durin' your time down here.
* but was it enough?
* are you strong enough to push through to the very end?
* heh, i know i ain't.
* but you. you're special, kid.
* don't ever forget that.

073. Consequence

* so. 
* you've had a bit of an adventure, huh pal.
* was it worth it? did you find what you were lookin' for?
* ...
* normally i'd tell you to turn back, i'd tell you to go to hell.
* but no.
* no, pal, i WANT to hurt you.

* and i'm gonna have one helluva time.

Original version: https://soundcloud.com/jacksqrd/mustard-seed

100. Strikeback

BY THE NAME OF A PUZZLEMASTER, I SHALL
INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOUR POOR LOOKING FACE.

... BEHOLD!!!

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, THE GRRRREAT PAPYRUS!!!
YOU SEEM VERY CONFUSED OF WHAT "GREAT" ACTUALLY MEANS!
IT MEANS, A JOYFUL CREATIVITY OF A PUZZLEMASTER!
THAT'S ME, PAPYRUS!!!
UMM... SANS, WHERE'S THE PUZZLE AGAIN?

015. TOO COOL FOR SKULL!

HUMAN, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A MOVING PLANT? (fungi duh)
SO YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT...
THE MUSHROOM STEP, THEY'RE USED TO BE FOLLOWING ANY PERSON ANYWHERE.
EVERYWHERE I GO, EVERYTIME I WALK, THE PLANT WAS ALWAYS NEAR RIGHT BEHIND ME.
I ALWAYS THINK IT WAS JUST SOME KIND OF PRANKS BY MY BROTHER.
BUT, HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS THE PLANT EVEN ABOUT.
ISN'T THE WORLD IS FULL OF STRANGE THINGS...?
OR IS IT... MAGIC?
THINK ABOUT IT, HUMAN.
OR, I THINK THAT'S WHAT MONSTERS WERE USED TO.

* it's not a plant, papyrus. it's a fungi.
SANS YOU SHUT THE
(non canon dialogue)

028. Unexpected

AND SO, HERE WE ARE!!
HUMAN, ISN'T THIS PLACE A GREAT PLACE TO DATE WITH?
OF COURSE! AND I KNEW IT!!
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I WEREN'T HERE.
A YEAR AGO, PROBABLY...

063. Cold And Breezy Date

WOWIE!! THAT'S MY SONG!!!

new ahh papyrus

072. PUZZLING AGAINST A PUZZLEMASTER!!

ALTHOUGH, YOU STILL HAD A CHANCE TO BELIEVE.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, HUMAN.
AND I BELIEVE IN YOU, TOO!

073. Chance

* (Ring, ring...)
IS ANYONE THERE...?
HELLO THERE, HUMAN!
IT IS I... THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
HOW DO I RECOGNIZE THIS NUMBER?
WELL, IT WAS EASY!!!
I JUST WANT TO LEAVE A MESSAGE.
SO, IT'S BEEN A WHILE...
ASGORE RETURNED, AND HE'S NOW RULING THE WHOLE UNDERGROUND.
HE'S ENSTATED A NEW POLICY!
EVERY HUMANS WHO FALL HERE WILL BE NOT TREATED AS ENEMIES.
... BUT AS FRIENDS!!!
ISN'T THAT REALLY COOL, HUMAN?
BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR THE WHOLE TIME!!!
ALSO, WHAT ABOUT SANS...?
WELL RECENTLY, HE STARTED TO OPEN THE GROCERY STORE AT THE CITY.
AND THE WORST PART IS, THE STORE WAS COMPLETELY DIRTY!!!
THERE'S A STACK OF SOCKS ON THE CASHIER...
EVEN MORE SOCKS ALL OVER THE STORE!!!
I KNOW MY BROTHER WAS TOO LAZY TO HIRE ANYONE AT ALL.
BECAUSE HE'S THE JANITOR...

081. It's Over

this version is no longer canon, but it doesnt mean TLF is no longer canon for @cheressaturnswap there will be a new version for it, so dont worry tlf fans

[17/4/2025]: see poll voting: https://x.com/saturncheres/status/1912694647362842709

SANS THEMES BY 6 UNIVERSES

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